Will I Be Chinese?
Fact is: the United States owes China. We are in debt up to our eyeballs and I am sure the Chinese government wants payment.
We owe China around 3 trillion dollars. How exactly could we pay that?
I felt a little like Martin Luther King last night because:
I Had A Dream!
It was a frightening dream too.
I live in Puerto Rico at this time. Puerto Rico is one of 14 territories of the United States. I know representatives were just recently meeting with United States officials about issues.
What did my dream have?
It was the people I have met here and myself being treated as slaves by Chinese military.
My dream said that the United States gave all it's territories to China in payment for the enormous debt.
Could it happen?
I believe it isn't far-fetched at all.
The territories I am talking about are:
United States Territories
- American Samoa-58,000 people
- Baker Island-uninhabited
- Guam-176,000 people
- Howland Island-uninhabited
- Jarvis Island-uninhabited
- Johnston Atoll-uninhabited
- Kingman Reef-uninhabited
- Midway Islands-A few workers
- Navassa Island-uninhabited
- Northern Mariana Islands-87,000 people
- Palmyra Atoll-uninhabited
- Puerto Rico-4,000,000 people
- Virgin Islands-109,000 people
- Wake Island-300 people
If you really consider United States options, it all makes sense.
I wonder if we could all become Chinese slaves real soon.
You know, there are sure a lot of Chinese restaurants here in Puerto Rico. I wonder if I will be a dishwasher or a toilet cleaner?
Lets all face it, China owns us.
I think all our politicians who have spent and spent our money should be the ones getting the worst jobs.
Send President Obama out to get dead animals on the side of the road.
Congress people on a chain gang fixing railroad tracks by hand.
So on and so forth.
Well this is my name in Chinese--what's yours?
格雷格青蛙--Greg The Frog
© G.L. Boudonck
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