Your "Weak" In Review

What's Next Bugs Bunny?

What a difference a week makes! But not really. The weak minded Lame Stream Media did its usual yawn of a job covering nothing of any particular importance so I had to look elsewhere for the details for “the rest of the story…” I found some nuggets along the way.

The "Do Nothing" Party At Work Last Week

Weinergate was finally over. Whiny Weiner finally came out of his hiding place to announce, not humbly this time, that he was resigning his seat and hanging his wiener up, as it had been on public view long enough. Interesting that a public official who disgraced himself, his family and constituents and the US House of Representatives by blatantly lying to all of them will garner about a million dollars in retirement benefits in the future. Isn’t our political system marvelous? Good riddance Whiny and take take your wiener with you. It got tiresome hearing about the narcissist’s schlong.

Killer Headline Huh?

Debbie (Wasserman Schultz) Downer got put on the spot and I’m hearing that Obama isn’t too pleased with her admitting that the “Do Nothing” Party owns the present economy. Well DUH Debbie! She wants us to all be in awe of the “recovery” that Obama has engineered. If there has been any recovery it has been so weak that very few people not living in Debbie’s “World of Ivory Towers” can see it. With unemployment up, commodities prices up, gas prices making the average American skittish, manufacturing numbers down and food prices going through the roof I reckon "recovery" is taking on a new meaning. Can't someone gag this woman? No forget that! She's the best secret weapon we conservative types have.

I bet she is thrilled! Sends a tingle up Chris Matthews' leg this one does!

Pelosi saw the recovery the rest us are pining for though. You haven’t heard about that? Seems that San Fran Nan’s personal wealth increased by a whooping 62% in the year 2010. But all those poor people she is so worried about grew poorer. There is justice in the nation, huh Nancy? When I read that I grabbed my Merriam-Webster and looked up the word hypocrite. Her picture was right there. Jeez, I wonder when the mice out that way ate last? You can catch up on that tidbit at the link below.

As I patrolled the news, I found a nugget about “why” the people in her district keep returning her to do more damage. This is in the “Did Ya Know?” category. Did you know that the great city of San Francisco has an Animal Control and Welfare Commission? Not an animal shelter but an actual commission. The mice must find comfort in that. But not the goldfish! “What you talkin’ about FP?” flashed through your mind I’m sure. They are proposing to ban the sale of goldfish out there in ultra-liberalville. The rationale here is that they are seeking to put the “impulse buying” of animals in the time out corner. Goldfish seem to be their top priority target and what is really nuts is that they reached that conclusion after conducting a study that lasted a year. If you live in San Fran you better stock up on breeding stock goldfish while you can. Duck and cover time Mr. and Mrs. Goldfish!

I Can't Bear To Watch Some Of This Nonsense!

Then Obama himself made the news. He loves the limelight you see. He created the ATM Boogie Man to try to rationalize continuing unemployment. He also added the Kiosk Boogie Man as ATM’s faithful sidekick. This was another immediate clue that Obama couldn’t run a lemonade stand much less our nation and its complex economy. His teleprompter must have been having brain cramps that day. Or else he was speaking unscripted which I find to be more than likely to be the case. So according to Obama the development of efficiencies in the market place accounts for his spending about a trillion dollars of our tax dollars on “shovel ready” projects that produced no jobs because there isn’t really such a thing. Obama seems quite adept at creating SCAPEGOATS. He has a corner on the market at this time, but what about JOBS Obama? I’ll leave that right there so you can think about it.

He Does Get A Bit Confused!

Then low and behold up Obama pops again on the serious subject of job creation at a meeting of the great "Jobs Creation Commission" he had the wisdom of creating. He was even smart enough to appoint Jeffery Immelt, the CEO of General Electric to chair that body. GE has caused more jobs to “off shore” than Carter has little liver pills so… But he and Jeffie yucked it up together when asked a serious question. You can see it here in the video. I didn’t find his response the least bit amusing..

I Know What End Of The Shovel Is Which Too

The real yawner this week was the Republican Presidential Debate in New Hampshire. Why in the world they would agree to let CNN moderate this event is lost on me. Wasn’t the Cartoon Channel available? Remember the “boxers or briefs” with Bill Clinton? This thing made that look like child’s play. John King, the CNN moderator, was as focused as Obi Wan Kenobi with a laser weapon folks. He zeroed right in on the important issues, little things like Coke or Pepsi, whether the Ipod or Blackberry was the communicator of choice or what about choosing between American Idol or Dancing With The Stars. Issues of substance you understand.

Next debate why don’t we allow the National Enquirer to moderate? Now really Lame Stream Media, if we wanted top see another dog and pony show, we could go to see the Barnum and Bailey circus. That would have been much more entertaining. But debates aren’t supposed to be about entertainment but candidates and the issues facing this nation - serious issues.

CNN Reports. You Decide!

Then the arrogance of Obama was put on display again Friday when he basically told Congress to shove a stick in its eye concerning his non-compliance with the War Powers Act. He knows best. He knows the US Constitution because he was a part time teacher of constitutional law at the University of Chicago. A lawsuit has been filed by a bi-partisan group of 10 Congressional wizards against Obama. A law suit? Impeachment proceedings should be immediately commenced against the I’ll Ignore The Law-in-Chief. I wrote an article about his Narcissistic Personality Disorder (NPD) this past week. Check it out if you haven’t had the opportunity. He’s text book material and this further confirms that.

His Arrogance Knows No Bounds!

I could go on but this is Father’s Day and we Dads in life need a rest. I’m beginning to long for the days past when George W. Bush was President. His administration was rather boring compared to the clowns Obama has imported to run the show.

HAPPY FATHERS DAY to the Fathers of the nation. To you too Founding Fathers. I know you're rolling over in your graves, but take a break today.

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Ms. Annette 5 years ago

0vomit said, "If it was me, I'd resign." How much do you want to bet that is a lie as well?


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX Author

Annette - When his lips start amovin' I know he bin alyin' and I wish I could post pics in the comment blocks.


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TheGroundsquirrel 5 years ago

Of course the real news this week was that Roman Dodecahedrons continue to remain a mystery as nobody can figure out why they were made or what they were used for. Personally, I think somebody way back when was warning the future about O-man.


Jamie 5 years ago

Good piece, albeit ~ I can't READ it all. While your journalistic expertise of writing on the political culture is good ~ The CULTURE...WHAT we have become, literally upsets my stomach, makes my heart races and attempts to ruin my day ....which I rarely allow. So. You go forth and have yourself a good day Mr. Frog, my friend. Oh, and Happy Father's day... j


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX Author

Groundsquirrel - Now here you go making me research whatever the hell you are talking about again. Now I know why you give liberals fits. LMBO

Jamie - Thanks and welcome to Hub Pages.


Stu From VT 5 years ago

Hi Frog,

I'm getting an uncontrollable impulse to hoard goldfish. I better go to the ATM to get some cash.

A dodecahedron is a three dimensional surface with twelve flat surfaces (in the case where each surface is a pentagon with equal length sides, the dodecahedron is called a "regular dodecahedron," the typical "causal" definition of dodecahedron). Roman dodecahedrons were regular dodecahedrons, but had holes cut in the faces. Quite a few have been found in the ruins of ancient Rome, but nobody knows what their purpose was.

Stu


partisan patriot 5 years ago

Froggy

News flash; Obama's newest "shovel ready" recovery project is to hire SEIU members to bury all those ATM Machines preferably in Wassermann Schultz’s district while Naughty Nancy can hire her own Shovel Brigade to bury her new found loot! Either way think of all the new minimum wage jobs they will create!


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Amy Becherer 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

I was not surprised when I saw Anthony Weiner finally pack it in and resign. And then the media reported they will now subsist only on his wife's salary followed by the little detail of his million dollar pension. I'd like to see how full of himself he'd remain on $288/week unemployment and losing his health benefits? While the Prez and family extended their Christmas vacation in Hawaii, I was struggling without my earned unemployment for 4-weeks until the business in D.C. resumed. So, it was bitter irony I dined on while I listened to the First Family's Christmas dinner menu. Since it's Father's Day, I'll skip and then resume my middle finger salute to D.C. tomorrow.


Stu From VT 5 years ago

Hi Amy,

I'll fill in for you and give'em the one finger salute now. You can take over tomorrow.

BTW, regarding the pension, is that:

(1) $1 million per year, or

(2) $1 million in total

Is the pension totally from the federal government, or is part of it from prior private sector work?

Stu


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TheGroundsquirrel 5 years ago

@ Stu: Supposedly the mil' is his total pension. In either case, I consider it a deal to keep his ass (and other body parts) gone! LOL

To bad we couldn't get O-man to take a deal like that.


rip van winkle 5 years ago

up and awsome frog, you da man!


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dahoglund 5 years ago from Wisconsin Rapids

National Inquirer seems to have done a better job than the MSM on reporting.As far as shovel ready jobs that seemed like a dubious promotion to begin with. Although it could have provided work for unskilled immigrants. The ATM thing I have not figured out.Will ATM's get fired and collect unemployment benefits no?


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Amy Becherer 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

Stu, Surely not one-million per year?!! Then again, good question. I should be beyond surprise or shock by now. Thanks for taking over due diligence in salutes today. I'm startin' to think that maybe "lifting a finger" is too much energy spent on the sorry lot in Washington.


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX Author

Guys and Gals,

I salute you all for your wit in your comments at this point. The news review is such a wonderful vehicle to use for laughing at the hyprocrisy of the whole situation!


34th Bomb Group 5 years ago

Oh, Stu - I am SO disappointed with you! (Although you're definitely still my friend!)

When you asked if any of Weiner's pension was from a private employer rather than the State or Federal government - I was stricken with remorse. I have avoided ANY mention of this weasel including checking his resume. I really don't care - but I DO! I don't think he's had a "real job" in his life.

Just like Nancy who was left a fortune, literally, and the O man who, I don't think, has a pension coming from his "Community Activist" charade, probably has a million a year from the University of Chicago. Even THEN he didn't work - they made a no-show job for him to give him some sort of credential.

Now Michelle, who, allegedly gave UP her Law License (NO ONE EVER DOES THAT!)has a no-show job at a Chicago firm from which, I believe, she gets $500,000 per year.

His biggest income source are the books he (didn't) wrote that people actually BUY! What's wrong with this picture? I can't wait for the plethora of books he has ghost written after he's thrown out of office on his skinny butt. (Michelle's butt has eaten VERY well and it's not coming from her stupid garden.) That's OUR house and I don't appreciate her messing it up. (Dwight Eisenhower did have the putting green put in, but that was to cover the express entrance to the Greenbrier.)

I'm also VERY p.o.'d that this creep has been in re-election mode for months. Including Africa? Come on... how stupid does he think we are? Even his "base" is calling quits on him 'cause he hasn't done a dam thing he promised them.

Gee - I don't think he's done a dam thing for me and I didn't even vote for the jerk.


Stu From VT 5 years ago

Groundsquirrel,

It would be worth a billion to get rid of Oblabber.

Stu


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX Author

Stu - Hell, a trillion and we'd save money!!!


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breakfastpop 5 years ago

Okay, let me see..Weiner is a pervert, Obama is a narcissist, Debbie is a moron, ATMs are dangerous and I am depressed! Up and awesome.


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX Author

BPOP - Lay down and relax. Take some of the meds the libs shallow by the bottle. I think they call it Prozac? It'll be okay after he is either impeached or kicked to the curb in 2012.

The Frog


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marcoujor 5 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

Despite a "weak week", the Frog is UP & FAB in his relay of the truth, even on Father's Day!

Thanks, "cutey", and hope you had a day deserving of you!

Have a good evening, mar.


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tony0724 5 years ago from san diego calif

Can someone wake me up to vote in 2012 when this nightmare is over ?


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX Author

Marcoujor - Thanks. Father's Day is a day of sadness for me on the one hand for very personal reasons and a day of joy on the other. My son will return from training in Brazil this coming Thursday and we will talk. My personal reason is contained in "Writing That Blank Check" if you care to read that article I wrote a while back.

tony - It might not be a good time in this nation's history to fall asleep at the wheel. I'm sure you won't and don't intend to.


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Dave Mathews 5 years ago from NORTH YORK,ONTARIO,CANADA

Froggie as Christians we are taught to love, even our enemies, but politicians make it so difficult.


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drbj 5 years ago from south Florida

What an imaginative, but realistic review of the 'weak' that was, Frog. Keep it up. Speaking of technology taking jobs away, I expect Obummy to call for the removal of self-service elevators any day now. Look at all the elevator operators who have been jobless since they were invented.


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX Author

drbj - YIKES! I hadn't even given much thought to the elevator operators. I actually remember when we had them. Maybe we should make a list and return to the past.


Stu From VT 5 years ago

The opportunities here are endless:

- Get rid of phones and put the Pony Express back to work (lots of jobs for both riders and horses).

- What do we need over the counter medicines for? We could generate more jobs for doctors and nurses without them.

- Legal settlements could be outlawed. Every dispute should be litigated until the judge makes a decision. More work for lawyers and judges.

- Who needs automated ticketing for air flights? Let's hire all those ticket agents back.

- Snowplows? Get rid of them! The loss of driver jobs would be far outweighed by the number of shovelers we could hire.

Keep adding to the list. We could have everyone employed in no time. Per capita GNP might fall to something like Burma has, but that's another problem for another day. We'll at least achieve Obama's dream - we'll all have the inalienable equal right to have absolutely nothing.


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The Frog Prince 5 years ago from Arlington, TX Author

Stu - I reckon we could add Obama's shovel ready projects and put the unemployed back to work - leaning on shovels.

Whoops! I think illegal aliens have the corner on that market.


Stu From VT 5 years ago

Not to mention the Oval Office. Obama should recuse himself from the amnesty debate due to conflict of interest.


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mslizzee 5 years ago from Buncombe County, NC

Froggie: I am appreciative of your hub. You have summarized all the important stuff we need to know. Truthfully, and please don't tell on me, I'm going to really miss Weiner. I haven't laughed so much in a long time.


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Harvey Stelman 5 years ago from Illinois

Froggy, You don't miss much, and your special additions are excellent. Fun to read, and helpful to those that haven't heard it all.

At times watching the news, is better than watching Comedy Central. H

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