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My bumper sticker was removed. TWICE.

  1. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 7 years ago

    I posted a forum two hours ago that said "How to make money at every intersection". It detailed my new bumper stickers that I have been printing.
    bumper sticker says "I will remove your Obama/Biden bumper sticker for $2.00"
    and now when I got back from lunch, I noticed my sticker was half ripped off.
    Good thing I got a hundred more.

    1. jiberish profile image78
      jiberishposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Which half was removed?

      1. sooner than later profile image60
        sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        a tear from left to right. Make sense sorta doesn't it. Lefties.

  2. Uninvited Writer profile image83
    Uninvited Writerposted 7 years ago

    Maybe Obama/Biden are paying $3 to remove your bumper stickers smile

    1. sooner than later profile image60
      sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      I don't doubt that. probably with "government funds". I mean my tax dollars. smile

      1. tksensei profile image60
        tksenseiposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Do you work for FOX News? Watch your back!

        1. sooner than later profile image60
          sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          please explain, I have not kept up with Fox News.

    2. Jeffrey Neal profile image88
      Jeffrey Nealposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol This is the funniest thread ever! lol

  3. darkside profile image80
    darksideposted 7 years ago

    Be on the look out for a person with the bumper sicker "I will remove your "I will remove your Obama/Biden bumper sticker for $2.00" bumper sticker for free".

    1. sooner than later profile image60
      sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      ???

    2. wyanjen profile image90
      wyanjenposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol

      thanks for the laff I really needed it today

      sooner: what's your policy for t-shirts?

      1. sooner than later profile image60
        sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        yeah, I think it should say "I voted for Obama" on the front, and "will you take the knife out of my back" on the back.

      2. sooner than later profile image60
        sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        also my policy has become "wear them in grocery stores".

        You know, those "no shoes, no shirt, no service" signs.

    3. earnestshub profile image88
      earnestshubposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Clever! lol

    4. sooner than later profile image60
      sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      it was YOU!!!

  4. Len Cannon profile image87
    Len Cannonposted 7 years ago

    Well, I guess that's the difference between conservatives and liberals.  We'll do for free what you want to charge out the butt for.

    1. sooner than later profile image60
      sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Nothing is free young man. And my good service saves people from further humiliation and the physical work to take it off clean. More than once people have stated that they want the knife out of their back as well. But I am no miracle worker.

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    Crazdwriterposted 7 years ago

    It wasn't me I swear! lol Good thing you have more. It's stupid to remove a bumper ticker...if ya don't like it look the other way. It's what I do...but I do think your bumper sticker is funny

  6. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 7 years ago

    why would hubpages remove it? do we have an obama fan?

  7. Len Cannon profile image87
    Len Cannonposted 7 years ago

    KFC gave me a free lunch once.

    1. sooner than later profile image60
      sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      last time I ate there, I peed out my bum.

      See, I don't find that as a free lunch. I paid heavily.

      1. kmackey32 profile image81
        kmackey32posted 7 years ago in reply to this

        lol

    2. drej2522 profile image86
      drej2522posted 7 years ago in reply to this

      wait...how and when and where???

  8. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 7 years ago

    I think I will make another sticker that says "Obama wants me to give you a ride to the food bank".

    1. sooner than later profile image60
      sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Revised.

      "Obama wants me to give you a ride to the food bank, oh- and heres my cell phone too"

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        cosetteposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        *snicker* big_smile

  9. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 7 years ago

    or "Obama 'ask not what your country can do for you, learn what the tax payer must do for you- then apply"

    1. lostgirlscat profile image61
      lostgirlscatposted 7 years ago in reply to this

         OHHH!!! LOL and loving it.  But thank God Obama fans can only find you in the cyber world and not the real one, or I'd be worried about more than a missing bumper sticker.

      1. sooner than later profile image60
        sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        true. which gives me a new one.

        "Obama, can I have nice things?"

        1. kmackey32 profile image81
          kmackey32posted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Oh I love it... lol

  10. Flightkeeper profile image79
    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    Sooner, they're funny. You really should consider selling the t-shirts or coffee mugs at the next tea party or repub gathering.

  11. Flightkeeper profile image79
    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    Make sure you use itchy adhesive for the bumper stickers so that the next liberal who rips it off is going to get a surprise!

    1. sooner than later profile image60
      sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      haha.

  12. kmackey32 profile image81
    kmackey32posted 7 years ago

    That was the best comment. lol

  13. Randy Godwin profile image93
    Randy Godwinposted 7 years ago

    You must have made millions removing the Bush/Cheney bumper stickers!

    1. sooner than later profile image60
      sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      they don't even compare. The Obaminator has made me more in his short time than ever before. You've seen his appreciation polls?

      I only charge to make up for the additional taxes I am paying while he is in. It doesn't add up, but it helps.

      1. Randy Godwin profile image93
        Randy Godwinposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        I don't see how, the Bushog/Cheneygang stickers were stuck on with slime which is much harder to remove than ordinary glue.

        1. sooner than later profile image60
          sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Thats because some of the stickers for Obama went "green" and started using boogers and other natural adhesives that I don't want to talk about.

          1. Randy Godwin profile image93
            Randy Godwinposted 7 years ago in reply to this

            Republican boogers were cheap at the time!

  14. Flightkeeper profile image79
    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    Hey sooner, you can also order fake nobel peace prize disks and sell those to people who know that they will achieve peace in the world but haven't gotten around to it yet.

    1. sooner than later profile image60
      sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      haha, Flight Keeper. You just made me spit up some coffee.

      1. Flightkeeper profile image79
        Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Glad to make you smile.

        I actually think those fake Nobel Peace Prize disks are going to be best sellers.

        1. sooner than later profile image60
          sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          yeah, I'm ashamed of my idea now. It seems so miniscule. Oh well, at least it will get the kids through college. The "old school way"(pay for it).

    2. Randy Godwin profile image93
      Randy Godwinposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      Good idea!  This way even a republican can seem to win one finally!

      1. Flightkeeper profile image79
        Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Nah, the repubs will use them as hockey pucks.  But I'm sure the liberals will want to flash them around casually to show that they care. They really do.

      2. sooner than later profile image60
        sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        even the smile didn't make that funny. don't try to keep up.

        1. Randy Godwin profile image93
          Randy Godwinposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Up where?

  15. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 7 years ago

    Wait, I just got a new one.

    It will be a "scratch and sniff" bumper sticker.

    that says "Scratch and sniff --> OBAMA" and it stinks like poo.

    1. sooner than later profile image60
      sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      then in fine print, it will say "libs, it only works under water".

    2. sooner than later profile image60
      sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      update.

      "poo smelling scratch and sniff- scratch here--> OBAMA"

  16. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 7 years ago

    Oh my word. I just thought of the golden sticker.

    "does your butt hurt, thats because you just got THE CHANGE- Obama 09"

  17. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 7 years ago

    "We must wait to see if a Nobel Peace Prize can fix 'stupid'".

  18. dejajolie profile image60
    dejajolieposted 7 years ago

    Oh gosh it's always The CLOSED minds that have the OPEN mouths.... but I've learned not to argue with fools because from a distance (hiding behind internet) passers by wont know which one's the idiot...

    Where did you get the material from Rush Limbaugh, very original!!!

  19. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 7 years ago

    gosh, i just hope you stick around and learn something.

    1. dejajolie profile image60
      dejajolieposted 7 years ago in reply to this

      apparently not from you....but maybe someone else

      1. sooner than later profile image60
        sooner than laterposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        then you can't be taught. I will make a bumper sticker for you.

      2. Randy Godwin profile image93
        Randy Godwinposted 7 years ago in reply to this

        Come on dejajolie, he knows everything about poo sniffing.

        1. dejajolie profile image60
          dejajolieposted 7 years ago in reply to this

          Lol True Randy-Reminds me of the student in class who always hollered out the wrong answers, I always wondered if you know you've been wrong the last five times why do you keep "yelling out incorrect information" proof that this is not exclusive to a classroom. Wah, Wah, Wah Good ole' boys had their run for 8 years and I had to sit back and watch and now it's a New Day Nothing you can say, old, tired, corny jokes included cannot change what is so.... so while you sit in the corner with your dunce cap on pouting I'm having a good ole laugh at your expense.
          * Since I know you are thriving on my responses because and this is the most attention you get off-line, this is my last one, don't bother responding. I don't want you 'getting off' at my expense.....I pity you.

  20. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 7 years ago

    "Obama, winning votes one senseless sheeple at a time"

  21. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 7 years ago

    I have to admit, it was fun. see you later.

  22. Flightkeeper profile image79
    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    What's wrong with Granny Grumpus?

  23. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 7 years ago

    "barack's 'Change' in 08 = tax payers unite"

  24. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 7 years ago

    Well, my time on the government clock is up. goodnight all.

  25. Flightkeeper profile image79
    Flightkeeperposted 7 years ago

    Sweet dreams Sooner.

  26. JimmieNew profile image60
    JimmieNewposted 7 years ago

    That was very entertaining.

  27. sooner than later profile image60
    sooner than laterposted 7 years ago

    "Nobel Peace Prize, the second time Obama felt something he didn't deserve"

  28. garynew profile image59
    garynewposted 7 years ago

    They're going to wish they had taken you up on your offer very soon.

 
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