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Guys...how do you answer this woman's question?

  1. srwnson profile image60
    srwnsonposted 6 years ago

    "Does this dress make my butt look fat?"

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      china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      It is easier and safer to make sure your partner has a small cute, horny, (sorry, I digress) butt.

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      Dog On A Missionposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      The correct answer is "NO".

      You would be telling the truth there as well. If her butt is fat or thin, the dress itself won't make any difference at all.

      1. srwnson profile image60
        srwnsonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Now see...at least one man knows women like I do. If they demand an answer...there ya go!

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          Dog On A Missionposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Exactly.

          And if your woman asks "do we need....such and such?" the correct answer isn't "no".

          Its "do you WANT such and such?"

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          Dog On A Missionposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Exactly.

          And if your woman asks "do we need....such and such?" the correct answer isn't "no".

          Its "do you WANT such and such?"

          1. Beth100 profile image83
            Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Oh, so if the conversation goes:

            She:  Do we need to light your fire with some exciting visuals?

            You:  Do we want to do that?

            She:  You don't know?

            You:  Do we want to know that?

            She:  I asked, didn't I?

            lol

            1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
              Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              as mega1 would probably say: "make a decision damn it!" lol.

              1. srwnson profile image60
                srwnsonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                In this situation...honesty is definatly called for.

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              logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              You may as well stay up and keep us company, the fun has just started! smile

              1. Beth100 profile image83
                Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I can see that!  lol

                Question is, does this webcam make my butt look big???  lol

                1. drej2522 profile image87
                  drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  bah..camera adds 10 pounds anyway..smile

                  1. Beth100 profile image83
                    Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Tis live, not a still drej!!!  sad

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                  logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Let me back up and get a better look!  smile smile

                  1. Beth100 profile image83
                    Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Ouch!  Are you far back enough?  lol

                  2. blondepoet profile image80
                    blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    It all looks good to me.

                3. Stevennix2001 profile image84
                  Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  lol. camera does add ten pounds, but hey i still think you look hot. wink lollol

              2. blondepoet profile image80
                blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Come on Beth stay this is a wild party going on. Am just starting to kick up my heels.

                http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p163/butterfly3_03/High-Heels-.jpg

                1. Beth100 profile image83
                  Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Oh, this is going to be one wild night!! (or early am for me)

                  1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
                    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    so i take it you decided to stay,huh?  lol.

                  2. srwnson profile image60
                    srwnsonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Yes ,  give us a womans srrrrpective. Sorry! "Bartender another round for my friends!"

    3. drej2522 profile image87
      drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      yes (and say it with a serious look on your face.)

      and don't even look up...

    4. de'Arab profile image58
      de'Arabposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      "do you want your butt to look fat?", "yes" or "No" depending on her answer to the first Q.

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      Madame Xposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Depends. Do you want to have sex that night? smile

    6. prettydarkhorse profile image62
      prettydarkhorseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      you look sexy in it, just say that period, it means you will have a reward later in the night , hehe

  2. brianzen profile image60
    brianzenposted 6 years ago

    Do not blame that poor dress for your gluttony!

    1. srwnson profile image60
      srwnsonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol

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    JeanMeriamposted 6 years ago

    Well I'm not a guy, but I know what would work.

    Don't even look down. Look at her chest in awe and say "I don't know, but it makes your breasts look huge."

    1. brianzen profile image60
      brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      awesome, buy the way great mixer hub!

  4. Beth100 profile image83
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    Treading on thin ice there Shawn.  big_smile

    Tell ya what, I'm no guy (thank the HP), but here's a little suggestion.  Tell the truth.  No matter what you think she'll say or do, it will be no worse than when she finds out you lied to her in the first place.  Personally, I'd rather have the ugly truth out front so that I can fix it before I'm before a crowd. 

    *leaves to grab a wrench*

    1. srwnson profile image60
      srwnsonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Come on Beth the Truth?  roll

      1. brianzen profile image60
        brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        helmet?

    2. brianzen profile image60
      brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      you are stalking me because I just started following you. btw great recipe

      1. brianzen profile image60
        brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        chinese

        1. blondepoet profile image80
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          sushi

          1. brianzen profile image60
            brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Hello mon' cher Martini shaken not stirred?'

            1. brianzen profile image60
              brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              All you ever have to say to me is jelly bean.

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                china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I was just talking to you over on the conscious thread ! - wondered where you went. smile

                1. brianzen profile image60
                  brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  I sat there for awhile and thought I was alone. I wept briefly and came over here.

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                    china manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    very sensible !

            2. blondepoet profile image80
              blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Oh wee wee!!!!!!!!!!

              1. brianzen profile image60
                brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                And that is close enough, my little tazzy she devil.

                1. blondepoet profile image80
                  blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Roar!!!!!!!!!

                  1. brianzen profile image60
                    brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    (Swoons onto couch) Your prey is secure.

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    pinkyleeposted 6 years ago

    i'd expect him to say no it makes ur butt look great because that's what most men would say however i prefer honesty

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      pinkyleeposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      oh crap i dont wear dresses lol wouldnt have this problem then

      1. brianzen profile image60
        brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I avoid wearing them myself.

  6. Beth100 profile image83
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    @ Shawn -- trust me.  Tell the truth.  Then duck and cover your head.  lol

    @ Brian -- no, not stalking, just following  lol  And yes, the truth.

    If you asked me whether you're ride was hot or not, wouldn't you like me to tell you the truth?

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    "What butt?"

  8. Beth100 profile image83
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    Oh, I did it again, didn't I?  Things just aren't coming out the right way today.

    Let's rephrase that as in "ride" means your car. 

    Or, choose another example.

    If you asked me if I love your six pack, and you really don't have one as it's hidden under all the beer you've drank for the past upteem years, shall I say yes?  And then allow you to walk across the beach, strutting your stuff, thinking that you're buff?

    1. brianzen profile image60
      brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Try boil in bag brown rice then cool then fry on the fried rice works like a charm.

      1. Beth100 profile image83
        Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Never tried that before, but I'm game.  You can use left over cold rice too.  Heat the wok or pan with enough oil to cover the bottom, then add the cold rice.  As the rice heats up, it'll absorb the flavors that you add.

        You're making me hungry Brian!!  big_smile

        1. brianzen profile image60
          brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I use garlic sugar and soy to make a great soy teriyaki, marinade chicken in it and thank me later. (lots of sugar)

  9. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    Diving through the open (or closed) window is the place to start here. smile

  10. srwnson profile image60
    srwnsonposted 6 years ago

    I know I tryed the truth thing about a womans butt before and all it got me was a long walk home in the rain.    sad

    1. Beth100 profile image83
      Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You've gotta use more than words!  Body language is the key and eye contact.  It's how you present it that will result in you ducking for cover or getting a really nice "thank you" for the night.

    2. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Srwnson, you need to put [img]before the image and [/img after it for us to see that. smile

      1. blondepoet profile image80
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Did you have an umbrella??

        1. srwnson profile image60
          srwnsonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          No umbrella, but I did have a $100 tab to pay before I got home. wink

  11. Beth100 profile image83
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    I'll bring the fried rice, you bring the jellies.  BP, you bring the prawns! 

    And Earnest can bring the directions! 

    lol

    1. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Oh hiya Beth you little stalker you.......LMAO (you have good taste though).
      Oh I am in, prawns and all. smile

      1. Beth100 profile image83
        Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hey BP!  Me thinks it's you who's stalking, er, following me around!  It must be scent of those prawns!  Oh, made some citrus prawns tonight.  They were to die for!!!  lol  Making you hungry yet?


        @ Brian -- You're teasing me!!!  Now bring the food and I'll thank ya all night long!  lol 

        (I'll have to try the marinade -- sounds delish!)

        1. brianzen profile image60
          brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          marinade for at least 3 hours (works on pork as well)

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I can wait three days for marinated pork! .... or walk over broken glass.

            1. brianzen profile image60
              brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              You can grill this stuff too you know!

          2. Beth100 profile image83
            Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Sounds really yummy.  I'll give it a try this week.  smile

  12. blondepoet profile image80
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    Ok now to answer this most gripping question. I have never been in this predicament as I only have a small butt, but if I did have a larger butt, I go with Jean's answer to start talking about her breasts. smile

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      JeanMeriamposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      whew, for a few minutes I was afraid I was the only one against truth!

      Because we all know where this goes next, "So you think I have a fat ass?"

      1. blondepoet profile image80
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Hi Jean smile

      2. Beth100 profile image83
        Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Let's say you ask your man this question while trying on a tight pair of skinnies.  You'd want him to lie to you when you're bulging out the butt and the waist which makes your butt look even larger?!? 

        I'd go with truth and the opportunity to do something to prevent the gawking stares and whispers of others as I walk by.  My guys always tell me the truth, and I'm always grateful for their honesty.

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          JeanMeriamposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Ok but why ask? There are mirrors.

          1. Beth100 profile image83
            Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Why ask?  For an opinion, just like when girls go out shopping, we ask each other these questions too.  Does the color suit me?  Do I look fat?  Should I eat this or that?  Do you think this matches?  blah blah blah  It's a way of bonding, building trust and helping out with building confidence, self esteem and growing oneself's perspective.  If one is lied to, and the truth is presented by another and reinforced by other friends, then that trust is broken between the one who lied.  Simple.

            If you can't tell the truth, then there is something wrong with the relationship.  Without honesty and trust, then there isn't much to build from.

            1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
              Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              yeah honesty is usually the best  policy.

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              JeanMeriamposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              That is an awful lot to put on a guy who usually wants to just protect your feelings. My trust is based on 17 years of age marriage and the real life experiences we have shared and stuck together through.

              I really would not base anything in my relationship with my husband on whether he thought a pair of jeans or dress looked good or not. I can figure that out for myself just as well as he can.

              Actually I don't ask other women either and I've never had a friend ask me what I thought of her clothes. These are not the kinds of discussions we have.

              Maybe there's a big age difference between us, now that I think of it.

              1. Beth100 profile image83
                Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I don't think age has anything to do with honesty. 

                I'm respect that you and your husband have an understanding and that you don't require his opinions on how you dress.  What you and your GFs discuss isn't relevant in this discussion.

                I used that as an example, not the way it is with all women.

                I have a different understanding with the people in my life.  Truth is what I expect, no matter how much it hurts to hear it or give it.  Honesty allows the other party to have the power to do what they want with it.  They can accept the "yes, your butt looks huge" and change things.  Or, they can hear what you say and do absolutely nothing about it because they choose not to.

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                  JeanMeriamposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Age having to do with honesty? I don't remember saying that. We were talking about why a woman would ask when it is something she can clearly see for herself.

                  The age part has to do with the need to have another's opinion rather than deciding for yourself. Hanging out in malls asking your friends if they like your clothes and what you should eat is teenage girl behavior.

                  Me and my husband have an understanding? You and those in your life have a different understanding? huh?



                  It's a silly question. I made a joke to someone who was not you.

                  I honestly don't think we are even having the same conversation here.
                  But have a good night.

                  1. Beth100 profile image83
                    Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    I was refering to "Maybe there's a big age difference between us, now that I think of it." that you posted in an earlier reply to me. Perhaps you have mistaken me for someone else that you were joking around with.

                    cool

      3. brianzen profile image60
        brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I think yo have a nice hub......And BP has a nice............way about her!

  13. srwnson profile image60
    srwnsonposted 6 years ago

    And women claim that's where a man's focus is...I knew it!

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    sneakorocksolidposted 6 years ago

    All I know is don't lie! Give an honest answer and you will live to answer it again someday.big_smile

  15. srwnson profile image60
    srwnsonposted 6 years ago

    There are mirrors but women don't allways except what they see in a mirror they want to hear it from their men....back me up here dudes.

    1. Beth100 profile image83
      Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      True.  We also like to hear it from GFs too.  But the truth is what we're after, not lies.

    2. brianzen profile image60
      brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Sarcasm is the key here, you cant say baby your ass looks huge. you say Look at that giant ass then laugh so she doesn't even ask because it doesn't answer the question.

      1. brianzen profile image60
        brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        (nervously puts on helmet and grins) Okay let me have it!

      2. Beth100 profile image83
        Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        How you present is the key.  You don't have to be sarcastic.  You can be blunt honest, but use your body language when you tell her.  Use your body, literally.  Make sure that you're okay with her the way she is...big butt or not. 

        Us girls stroke your egos by telling you the truth (most of us) but we make you feel good about yourself by telling you that you still look great no matter what. 

        You can't go wrong with the truth.

        1. brianzen profile image60
          brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          I agree, I never lie I just dodge loaded questions like they were covered in dung. Kind of an art form really. Graceful Quick.

          1. blondepoet profile image80
            blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Hahaha.

          2. Beth100 profile image83
            Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            You must be really, really flexible!!  lol 

            Hey BP, you and I could do that together!  You reel them in, and I'll head shrink them.  Maybe Steven can turn them into necklaces?  lol

            1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
              Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              lol. sounds like a lucrative business proposal. lol.

        2. blondepoet profile image80
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Beth you should start up a "Dear Beth" advisory site ROFL.
          I reckon you would do bonza.

        3. srwnson profile image60
          srwnsonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          The truth, "You can't handle the Truth," Sorry my Jack Nicholson impression isn't as good as Jerimi's. But isn't the battle of the Sexes better then the battle of religions?

  16. Beth100 profile image83
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    And Brian, you couldn't shake me off with sarcasm...I'd come at you harder and relentlessly until you answered my question.  I'd probably get angrier and angrier at you until you answered my question.  Evasiveness is weakness.  Not good for a man to show that to his woman over a butt question.  She'll eat you and spit you out in fragments.  lol

    Steven, thank you. smile

    1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
      Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      your welcome anytime beth.  besides, you know i'd never lie to you.  wink

    2. brianzen profile image60
      brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I just feel awful now Beth. But I try to be honest about things that don't involve me getting stabbed in the face, I really do avoid the questions because you cannot win in this situation. Tell the truth and you are an insensitive creep, or do not and walk around worrying that you are now a liar. I choose avoidance. I even say "I will not get into one of those bear traps ask someone else.

      1. brianzen profile image60
        brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        But relationships and I go weird directions.

        1. srwnson profile image60
          srwnsonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          You tell em dude...I'm telling ya, it don't always pay to be honest with a woman. Honest=Insensitive.

      2. Stevennix2001 profile image84
        Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        well if you want my advice when I used to work in men's suits for jcpenney, i had to be honest with all my cliets/customers.  otherwise if i conned them into buying stuff they didn't want or that they didn't look good in, then i wouldn't get any repeat business.  the key is like beth said, it's not so much what you say also as in how you say it.  i even used to help girls figure out what to buy as well.  in fact, there was this one girl that tried on a pair of dress pants that made her butt look huge.  however, i didn't tell her flat out, "that pants makes your butt look fat or something like that." I just blamed it on the tailoring.  i told her that from looking at the subtle stretch marks around the belt line and crotch area, it looks like the pants were made a bit smaller.  which is true because different brands tailor differently as my experience in suits taught me.  anyway, i hope that helps. 

        eta:  also you can use lines like you want an outfit that'll insinuate your figure because if you wear pants that don't cause stretch marks, it gives you more of a slender physique appearance.  using big and sincere words like that really got me a lot repeat business from  clients too.  wink lol.

        1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
          Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          or you guys could follow my advice and use big words and sincerity like i did for my suit saling days.  big_smile

      3. Beth100 profile image83
        Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I can't speak for all the women out there, but if you told me the brutal truth, I'd have more respect for you.  (I'm not judging you in anyway, if it comes across as that)  I hold honesty at the top of my list and I've never budged that bar even a hair.  Anyone who has the confidence to speak the truth shows me that they really care enough to take a risk to be honest.

        1. brianzen profile image60
          brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          In that case Beth.... Sure I will risk it. But if I get stabbed, You will hear me yell but Beth said............

          1. Beth100 profile image83
            Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            But I was speaking about me....I don't know your girl, but I'd be there in a wink to help you out.  smile

            An honest man is just about one of the sexiest things.... 

            oh, wrong thread again for that.....smile

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              logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Then I must be smokin!  smile smile

              1. Beth100 profile image83
                Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                smokin' hot!

                1. blondepoet profile image80
                  blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  You are indeed Logic like a big rasher of bacon in the frying pan.

                  1. brianzen profile image60
                    brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    One olive or two?

  17. earnestshub profile image87
    earnestshubposted 6 years ago

    I just wrote a hub called "Does my bumb look big in this"
    OK I misspelled the title, so tar and feather me!
    Anyway ..... it does provide an insight to these types of life threatening questions! smile!

    1. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Oh I must go read it!!!

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Somebody should! lol lol lol boom boom!


        That sounded so Marx brothers! lol

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      JeanMeriamposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Good hubs. I can't believe men worry about this so much. It's kind of funny. I might start asking men everywhere, just to distract them.

      1. earnestshub profile image87
        earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        A cruel sport, but entertaining! lol

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          logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Some guys like big butts, so it is all relative.

          1. earnestshub profile image87
            earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            True! What has always amuse me is getting the question off a woman who has a tiny little butt! Both my wives asked me, and both were petite. lol

  18. Mikel G Roberts profile image88
    Mikel G Robertsposted 6 years ago

    "Guys...how do you answer this woman's question?"


    What? I couldn't hear you hun...Wow! don't you look beautiful!

    Ready to go?   wink

    1. earnestshub profile image87
      earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lol Devious and intelligently thought out! Top marks! lol

    2. srwnson profile image60
      srwnsonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Soon as I ice the beer down. Wait for you to put your makeup on? Babe we're just going to your mothers! lol

  19. Mags0357 profile image60
    Mags0357posted 6 years ago

    Be honest! But not brutally honest. tongue

    1. brianzen profile image60
      brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      What about the classic "I-dunno?"

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    ralwusposted 6 years ago

    Hah! I just told my wife it was too much iron in her blood... it settled in her ass.

    1. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Hahahaha. Omg nearly fell off my chair.

  21. Beth100 profile image83
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    Seen one butt, seen them all.  Whether big or small, they're all cracked!  Gotta get me a new one!  lol

    Now, I'm butting out of here as this was for you men!!!

    lol

    1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
      Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      lollollol  you have a goodnight beth.

      1. Beth100 profile image83
        Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        You too Steven!  xox

        good night to you men and enjoy your butt pointed answers and jokes!  lol

        1. earnestshub profile image87
          earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Goodnight Beth. smile

        2. blondepoet profile image80
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Goodnight Beth love ya heaps xo

  22. blondepoet profile image80
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    Ok roles reversed let us just say this is your guy and he asks you, "do you think my arms look like there are mangoes inside?"
    What would you say?

    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/1230058_f248.jpg

    1. brianzen profile image60
      brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      This is what happens when you stop taking the gout meds!

  23. Stevennix2001 profile image84
    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

    also another thing is a sit down test.  this test never fails either.  just tell your gf you want her to sit down to test the fabric to see if it fits well on her.  if its too tight around her crotch and butt, then it's too tight for her.  try to emphasize that the pants shouldn't be that tight around those areas when they sit down otherwise it stretches out the fabric too much.

  24. Stevennix2001 profile image84
    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

    hi beth, welcome back. i thought you were going to bed.  lol

    1. Beth100 profile image83
      Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Geez, when it hits past 1 am here, all the fun folks come out!!  what are you guys?  Vampires????  lol

      I'm really off now...  good night!  xoxo

      1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
        Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        lol. see you later beth. lol.

        1. drej2522 profile image87
          drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Steven laughs, but yes, Beth...to answer your question

        2. earnestshub profile image87
          earnestshubposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Some of us are similar to vampires. Australians. smile

          1. blondepoet profile image80
            blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            http://i441.photobucket.com/albums/qq134/Chidori_anime-girl/Vampire_girl5.jpg
            Especially ones from Queensland.

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              logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Do you still have her pussy, er kitty?

              1. blondepoet profile image80
                blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Which one you talking about Logic?

            2. brianzen profile image60
              brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Croiky that little sheila needs a dentist somethin' fierce

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        logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Yes! I vant to drink your bloood! smile

        1. blondepoet profile image80
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Oooo vampires are so sexy

        2. Beth100 profile image83
          Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Better line up.... lol

          $5 for one sip

          $10 for one sip

          $20 for one sip

          Cash only.

          lol

          1. blondepoet profile image80
            blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Or bend over and let me swipe my credit card smile

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              logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              what does it cost for lip service? smile

              1. blondepoet profile image80
                blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Depends on the lip service provided.

      3. brianzen profile image60
        brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I cannot lie to you ladies anymore .........(silence fills the room) (crickets chirp)

        1. blondepoet profile image80
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Oh do tell us....

          1. brianzen profile image60
            brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            sometimes at night......................

            1. brianzen profile image60
              brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I drink lots of coffee and......................

              1. blondepoet profile image80
                blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                And...

                1. brianzen profile image60
                  brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Nope sorry always let the want just a little more (wink)

              2. brianzen profile image60
                brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Jelly beans

                1. blondepoet profile image80
                  blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Oh not the gourmet jelly-beans. Ahhhh!!!

                  1. brianzen profile image60
                    brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    She said it!......... that was what I needed (hope it was good for you too)

        2. brianzen profile image60
          brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          v''''''''''v

          1. Beth100 profile image83
            Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Bite me!!!  lol

            1. drej2522 profile image87
              drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              on your butt? big_smile

              1. Beth100 profile image83
                Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Sink your teeth anywhere!  lol

                1. drej2522 profile image87
                  drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  hmmmm...(ponders) interesting

                2. blondepoet profile image80
                  blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Oh my!!!!!
                  Beth is on heat haha.

                  1. Beth100 profile image83
                    Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    what gives you that idea???  lol

                  2. drej2522 profile image87
                    drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    she's on firrrrrree! Someone's gotta put her out! smile

            2. brianzen profile image60
              brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I'm gonna jeez gimme a minute

              1. Beth100 profile image83
                Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                come on!  I need to sink my teeth into some gourmet jelly bellies!!

                1. blondepoet profile image80
                  blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Oh this is def getting orgasmic!!!

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                    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    multiples! smile

                  2. brianzen profile image60
                    brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Oh both at once well I can manage that............

                2. brianzen profile image60
                  brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Purr for me little one.....

                  1. brianzen profile image60
                    brianzenposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Already the warmth from his breath caressed her neck and she could feel herself tremble as he...............v'''''''''''v

  25. Stevennix2001 profile image84
    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

    lollol lol  quiet guys, your blowing our cover! lol

    1. drej2522 profile image87
      drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Arnold voice~ you blew my cover!!

      sorry, had to do it!

  26. figment profile image70
    figmentposted 6 years ago

    http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:97Qnvmh3HRekaM:http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/w/women_quotes-13119.gif

  27. srwnson profile image60
    srwnsonposted 6 years ago

    Well, the bar's here in New Orleans stay open all night..."Hick" Scuseeooau  ll;a

    1. figment profile image70
      figmentposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      New Orleans rocks!  I use to live close by,

      1. blondepoet profile image80
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Here Figment drink up....

  28. drej2522 profile image87
    drej2522posted 6 years ago

    btw...what's wrong with big butts anyway???

    1. srwnson profile image60
      srwnsonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      For us guys...nothing, but women have this thing about them.

      1. drej2522 profile image87
        drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        it's difficult to answer such questions srwnson...I say just go with it!

        1. srwnson profile image60
          srwnsonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          It is the woman's psyche can be fragile...not with all women but some.

          A man has to consider this when answering such a sensitive question.

          If man were still living in the past this wouldn't be a problem.

          Todays women take a more active role in the world economy but still, they are the fairer sex and so we must respect them.

          Margerett Thatcher said "If you want something said in politics ask a man, if you want something done, ask a woman."

          1. drej2522 profile image87
            drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I say, "It's better to be wrong and just get laid."

            and you can quote me on that...write that down!

            1. srwnson profile image60
              srwnsonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I agree that is why the best answer to the original question is "NO baby that dress doesn't make your butt look big...can I touch your boobies?"

  29. Beth100 profile image83
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    Kicking up your heels there BP?

    1. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Oh yes they are kicking up alright.

      http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t136/LatNprincess_2007/sexy.jpg

      1. Beth100 profile image83
        Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        WHO's in heat???  Me thinks its YOU!!!  lol 

        Share a little???  lol

        1. blondepoet profile image80
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          You know Aussies Beth smilesmile

        2. Stevennix2001 profile image84
          Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          well you told everyone to bite you. wink

          1. Beth100 profile image83
            Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I'm waiting..... hmm

            1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
              Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              oh i'm sorry, i thought brianzen was biting you first.  however, i'll go first if you like.  besides, i've been meaning to sink my teeth into you all day.  wink

            2. drej2522 profile image87
              drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              patience Beth...geesh roll

              1. Beth100 profile image83
                Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Patience?  With jellies around?!?  And vampires?!?  who are you kidding?!  lol

                1. drej2522 profile image87
                  drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  hehe...you have a point...and your about go get a lot of points in that butt of yours..

                  wait...cheesy? yup...I like it!

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        logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        And that's the way uhuh, uhuh, I like it! smile

      3. Manly Man profile image61
        Manly Manposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        How did you know I have a thing for red high heels?

        1. srwnson profile image60
          srwnsonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Dude she left some better then that...read on!

  30. drej2522 profile image87
    drej2522posted 6 years ago

    when we say bites...are talking about huge chucks of Beth here? or nibbles?

    1. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Go ahead I will operate the video camera LMAO

      1. drej2522 profile image87
        drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        what...you don't want to participate, BP?? smile

        1. blondepoet profile image80
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Yes bugger that....the camera is going on a tripod......what was I thinking??

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            logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            I'm on a tripod too, now!

            1. blondepoet profile image80
              blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I just hit one too. smile

          2. drej2522 profile image87
            drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            you're slippin BP, slippin...big_smile

            1. blondepoet profile image80
              blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              Well these bods are rather slippery. smile

              1. Beth100 profile image83
                Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                sticky toooooo...

              2. drej2522 profile image87
                drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                true true...I think you need to bite Beth, BP!

                1. blondepoet profile image80
                  blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Sure if you guys have left me any-thing to bite lol.

      2. Beth100 profile image83
        Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        No way...you're not going to watch!!  You're into the thick of it now!  lol

    2. Beth100 profile image83
      Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      nibbles....bites.....whatever ya like!  smile

      1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
        Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        can it be more than once? wink

  31. figment profile image70
    figmentposted 6 years ago

    If it looks like this the answer is YES!

    http://imway2fat.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fat-butt.jpg

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      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      You tell her!  smile

    2. drej2522 profile image87
      drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      now that's a big butt!

    3. blondepoet profile image80
      blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Maybe she can operate the video camera????? She looks pretty settled in her chair.

  32. Stevennix2001 profile image84
    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

    walking up behind beth slowly as i gently carress her neck from behind as her head leans to one side....stroking her fur as she can feel my warm breath on her neck....moving my lips closer to her neck as she trembles with anticipation.....until....BLANK!wink

    1. Beth100 profile image83
      Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      BLANK!  That's my line!!!  lol

      1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
        Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        i know,  but i couldn't go into too much detail about what else i would do because i don't want to get banned.  however, i think we both know what BLANK really meant.  wink

        1. blondepoet profile image80
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Yes I am trying to contain my speech here same reasons lol.

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            logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Let it all hang out!  Where all consent adults!

            1. drej2522 profile image87
              drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              well, we are all consenting...I'm not sure about the adult part. smile

              1. blondepoet profile image80
                blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                Hahaha but isn't it great to be free.

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                  logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  I'm easy but I'm not cheap! smile

                  1. blondepoet profile image80
                    blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Neither are my suspender straps.

                2. drej2522 profile image87
                  drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  always, sweetheart...always wink

            2. blondepoet profile image80
              blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              I wish Logic smile

          2. Beth100 profile image83
            Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            Scream it out!!!  lol

            1. blondepoet profile image80
              blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

              AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

              1. Beth100 profile image83
                Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                lol  lol

                that's our BP!!!

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                logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                That's what all the girls tell me! smile

                1. blondepoet profile image80
                  blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Do you blame them???

              3. drej2522 profile image87
                drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I think I just got an...how did Beth put it?...orgasmic ecstasy?

                1. blondepoet profile image80
                  blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  Bill Ding my neighbour is yelling again at me to stop yodelling.

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                    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Well, at least you're not making a shopping list!  smile

          3. Stevennix2001 profile image84
            Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            of course if i was in more of a private setting with beth, i know there would be lot more than just biting involved.  wink

        2. drej2522 profile image87
          drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          wait wait...no inside jokes here...what's blank for crying out loud??

          1. Beth100 profile image83
            Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            give me a bottle and I'll tell you more...maybe even show you but only after the biting's done!

            1. drej2522 profile image87
              drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              wow...it's getting red hot...

              okay..i'll give you a life's supply of your favorite drink...I need more..tell me now!!

              1. Beth100 profile image83
                Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                come a little closer...let me whisper in your ear.....

                1. drej2522 profile image87
                  drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  (inches closer to the cam)

                  whispers..."yes?"

                  1. blondepoet profile image80
                    blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    Can I listen too?

                  2. Beth100 profile image83
                    Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    *breathing hot and lightly in your ear*

                    listen carefully as I whisper sweet things in your ear....

          2. Stevennix2001 profile image84
            Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

            BLANK can mean anything. wink lol

            1. Beth100 profile image83
              Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

              don't you know it!  wink

              1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
                Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                i know.  like i was telling bp. its a shame we're not alone because i know i'd like to do more than just biting with you.  wink

                1. Beth100 profile image83
                  Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  must share tonight kitty...must share  big_smile

                  1. Stevennix2001 profile image84
                    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    yeah...but what if i don't feel like sharing?  wink

              2. drej2522 profile image87
                drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                wait wait..no

                anything is the word...'anything' NOT BLANK! smile

              3. srwnson profile image60
                srwnsonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                I have missed way too much here.

                1. Beth100 profile image83
                  Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

                  come closer, and I'll catch you up...

                  1. srwnson profile image60
                    srwnsonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

                    I heard something about biting nipples, and suspenders...and WHOOSH

  33. drej2522 profile image87
    drej2522posted 6 years ago

    Chants to Sophs. "We want a bite! We want a bite!"

  34. Beth100 profile image83
    Beth100posted 6 years ago

    AAAAHHHHH!  Hot.  Refreshing.  Now for a little cool down.


    Kisses and bites to y'all!  I've got to get up and get ready for the day (the night passes so quickly when one is having fun!  )

    1. drej2522 profile image87
      drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      awwwwwss...night Beth

      Muah!

      1. Beth100 profile image83
        Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Night drej!

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      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Aren't you glad you stayed awhile now?

      1. Beth100 profile image83
        Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

        Of course.  All the best are here tonight.  smile 

        Good night! xox

        1. blondepoet profile image80
          blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          Good night Beth so glad you stayed smile
          Sweet dreams.

  35. Stevennix2001 profile image84
    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

    you have a good night beth!

    1. Beth100 profile image83
      Beth100posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Good night Steven.  xox

  36. srwnson profile image60
    srwnsonposted 6 years ago

    I respect women's butts, and that is a fact, I watch em all the time on the beach, respecting them the whole time, I would never tell a woman she has a fat butt.

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    logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago

    Goodnite Beth and don't let the vampires bite!smile

  38. blondepoet profile image80
    blondepoetposted 6 years ago

    Yes I got to go as well got to cook up some dinner. Best fun I had in ages.

    1. 69
      logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Me too, even if I didn't get the chance to propose! smile

      1. blondepoet profile image80
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        I can't blame you with all the excitement we had. Take care honey bun!!

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          logic,commonsenseposted 6 years ago in reply to this

          You as well gorgeous!

    2. drej2522 profile image87
      drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      same same...I'm only here for the company...

      damn hubs addiction

      1. blondepoet profile image80
        blondepoetposted 6 years ago in reply to this

        And it was the best company ever. What a blast we had even though it was censored lol. Gnite sweetpea!!! smile

        1. drej2522 profile image87
          drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

          night BP!! have good one!

  39. Stevennix2001 profile image84
    Stevennix2001posted 6 years ago

    been real guys, but im heading out.  hope you all have fun. wink

    1. drej2522 profile image87
      drej2522posted 6 years ago in reply to this

      later man...

 
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