Yeah, this one's a real zinger. I know everybody has their own ideas about the most ideal political party and it would be theirs. My ideal party name? The Kegger Nationalist Party, or KNP!
Hey, who wouldn't like a political party that likes a good beer?
It would have to be the PArty Party. On the ticket in 2012 would be John Edwards and Tiger Woods.
(Liberals DO have a sense of humor.)
i suppose a political party has to have an agenda, so my party's agenda would be to promote the welfare of animals (especially bunnies), educate the public about the benefits of Feng Shui, champion green living and push for the end of political correctness.
it would also require everyone to plant a butterfly-friendly garden and my administration would mail them the seed packets and give them a $25 check to get supplies. you can do a lot with $25...my cabinet members would all dress like Holly GoLightly or Catcher Block. i have no idea what to call it though.
PRBN
People's Republic against Butt Nuggets
Stoners with Boners
We're still working on our platform.
Located at 420 Ganja Ave, of course....
The Punk Party of the New Millenium -- to serve the punk people
Noobs With Boobs (NWB party?) for women (and males who support or are members of Feminists for Life) who aren't career politicians and can lead with common sense!
Ernests political party. I don't like to complicate things.
And your slogan would be...
The Importance of Voting Ernest.
Well done! I will need a campaign writer I guess.
If I had a political party, Im not sure what I would call it but there would be lots of food and good music!
I'dget straight to the rhetoric. the Solitary Non-SuperNazi Party: the SNSNP.
How about the NSF? No Sky Fairies Party?
or the JSNTG. Just Say No To God Party
womens' vote count.
In australia, we are 55% of the population. If we take over, we could run the country. Conservative and left. We could create our economic system to support female culture. Reduce the male wage and increase the female income..... then men really will have to make an effort!!! And stop the male romancing the media, calling legalized brothels the Daily planet, which implys that all female journalists are....
and really create real policies that mean something instead of one group of dominant males, bantering with another and really just being an embarrassment to themselves and others.
Give australian aboriginals their own land and stop buying that pathetic dribble of organisations that feed off need. That create crime and welfare systems that manufacture poverty cycles.
And you know, I think a female party could win. We would have all types of women from all beliefs and philosophical backgrounds, all working to create something that men have been unable to for centuries.
I dunno ... sometimes I feel women can be really catty and lots of time all we do is tear each other down.
Well we are off to a good start. We have some outstanding women in parliament already.
I would name the new party CFAF citizens for american freedom,
my platform would be to exile all liberals starting with Pelosi, force every 16 year old to 25 year old to understand how this country came to be, begin drilling oil in every spot possible to obtain it, and stop every tax and regulation against Americans, starting over with true representation of the people by the people. wow that was fun!
As the GOP acronym stands for "Grand Old Party", my LFOD group would stand for "Live Free or Die". Party planks:
1. Mandatory firearms training for one and all.
2. FAT (Firearms Awareness Testing) to be applied in each member's 18th year.
3. Those who pass are issued free assault rifles with 1,000 rounds of ammunition each and sidearms with 500 rounds per.
4. Those whose FAT scores fall below DIL (Dangerous Idiot Level) issued no firearms and required to register as DORWAYS (Dependent On Real Warrior Americans, You See).
--The above is an Excerpt from the complete LFOD party manual totalling 743,002 pages (not counting table of context, index, or illustrations)--
I'd call it Faybe Bay, and put it on an Island where no one would have to vote, because I would be so nice they would just want to stay. I think it would be somewhere off the coast of Australia, and we would have a party!
I'd form a moderate party, the party of free-thinkers, people who can think for themselves and are not pursaded my folks like Hannity and Beck, or Maddow and Olberman. The far right and the far left would be shoved into their respective corners where they belong. Reason, not ideology, would rule the moderate party.
I would call my party "SNOGAP Party" Society For The Neutralization Of Germs and Politicians.
How about - PAP - 'Party Against Politics'?
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