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Do Not Feed The Crocodiles

  1. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

    A drunk Australian tourist has been hospitalised after he broke into a reptile park and climbed onto the back of a 16ft-long crocodile called Fatso (Daily Telegraph).

    1. britneydavidson profile image59
      britneydavidsonposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      oH! so sad--will take care-thanks!

  2. Doug Hughes profile image60
    Doug Hughesposted 6 years ago

    How is the crocodile doing?

  3. theirishobserver. profile image60
    theirishobserver.posted 6 years ago

    croc seems to be doing ok Doug - the Aussie will never drink Red Bull and Jack Daniels again.....he should have stayed on Fosters....... smile

  4. MikeNV profile image74
    MikeNVposted 6 years ago

    Not really in the right category.

    1. Doug Hughes profile image60
      Doug Hughesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      What is the category for drunken-idiot-climbs-on-huge-reptile?  Seems like an anti-social issue.

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    Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago

    That is so funny.  If he hadn't been an Aussie it wouldn't have the same comedic value.  Why does alcohol turn us into stereotypes?

  6. Ralph Deeds profile image69
    Ralph Deedsposted 6 years ago

    The real issue is what was the bloke's intent when he climbed onto the crocodile? Perhaps he was too light on the foreplay??

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      Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      I bet he didn't even buy the croc a bag of chips - the oaf!

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    Kathryn LJposted 6 years ago

    So if a drunken Aussie feels the need to seek out the company of a croc, what animal in a zoo would other nationalities seek out?

    1. Doug Hughes profile image60
      Doug Hughesposted 6 years ago in reply to this

      Or how would you pair up animals with people of various political inclinations?

      Better I don't go there....  Why do I have the feeling the Bull Moose (party) would have a preferance...

  8. Jeff Berndt profile image92
    Jeff Berndtposted 6 years ago

    Crikey!

 
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