A drunk Australian tourist has been hospitalised after he broke into a reptile park and climbed onto the back of a 16ft-long crocodile called Fatso (Daily Telegraph).
oH! so sad--will take care-thanks!
How is the crocodile doing?
croc seems to be doing ok Doug - the Aussie will never drink Red Bull and Jack Daniels again.....he should have stayed on Fosters.......
Not really in the right category.
What is the category for drunken-idiot-climbs-on-huge-reptile? Seems like an anti-social issue.
That is so funny. If he hadn't been an Aussie it wouldn't have the same comedic value. Why does alcohol turn us into stereotypes?
The real issue is what was the bloke's intent when he climbed onto the crocodile? Perhaps he was too light on the foreplay??
I bet he didn't even buy the croc a bag of chips - the oaf!
So if a drunken Aussie feels the need to seek out the company of a croc, what animal in a zoo would other nationalities seek out?
Or how would you pair up animals with people of various political inclinations?Better I don't go there.... Why do I have the feeling the Bull Moose (party) would have a preferance...
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