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If the USA Invaded Canada

  1. Castlepaloma profile image22
    Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago

    I thought Blame Canada was hilarious movie and the main cause of that war was Jewish women did not appreciated Canadian humour and Sadam had a romantic affair with Satan. I can think of many more fake reasons for the US greedy elite to invade and brainwash Canada and US into war.

    USA has invading 45 other countries combine since war world Two. Other than topical food those countries are not worth as much as Canada would be. Since man is mostly made of water and the face of earth 78% water, it makes water worth more than oil. What will happen if USA Sea, lakes and rivers all turn into sewers? Canada has the world largest coastlines and per capita most fresh water.  Canada is the world's largest uranium producer and USA are only one who has uses for weapon of mass destruction, making Canada a greater target than Iraq.

    That not all US! Geological Survey and some oil experts call the arctic area as the next Saudi Arabia for oil, and then we have the tar sands to boot.

    Would the US want to make Canada the 51 state?

    OR

    Are our Royal Canadian Mounted Police, too tough for you, Canada has more hunters than hockey players, any intimidation there. Are beavers tougher than bald eagle? 

    What do you think?

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      ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Why would we bother with such an easy task for a bothersome payoff? We take what we want from you anyway. If some money changes hands it's less messy and everyone is happy.

    2. dutchman1951 profile image61
      dutchman1951posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Castle, this does not deserve an answer

    3. Jed Fisher profile image88
      Jed Fisherposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Annexing Canada will be the final task assigned by the British-controlled Federal Reserve Bank to America for cleaning up the mess left by the collapse of the British Empire. Then comes the invasion of Mexico, the final battle of the War on Drugs.
      But seriously, the only reason Canada hasn't joined the USA is because  90% of the population would move south, fed up with the cold weather.

      1. Castlepaloma profile image22
        Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Palm trees are growing all over Vancouver and some banana trees are starting. Record breaking heat waves across Canada almost every year, I have lost 80% of snow and ice sculpture business due to global warming, whether getting hotter and changing fast.

    4. Greek One profile image81
      Greek Oneposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      bald eagles and beavers?

      what about the ever-popular bald beaver?

      smile

      1. Castlepaloma profile image22
        Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        hairless beaver?

        1. Castlepaloma profile image22
          Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          If USA wins, I will also move my entire family to Belize, just to avoid stories about the bald headed priest.

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            ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            "IF"?!

            1. Castlepaloma profile image22
              Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              USA can't even beat poor countries like Iraq or Vietnam all they do is send money, burn villages to save the villages and blow stuff up.

              More Canadian commit suicide in one year than all the USA troops killed in both wars in Iraq. Rather than kill themselves because they are unloved, now they have a stronger purpose for their love ones, now.

              Canada has more nerds per capita than the USA They could hook up re mote controls cars, then drive them into USA troop camps and weapon supply trucks and US will get a big bang out of it...

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                ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                I guess you don't get a lot of info up there.

                1. Castlepaloma profile image22
                  Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  What info dose US have, we don't?

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                    ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                    Little things like how the US did not lose one major battle of the Vietnam War, or how the entire Iraqi military was destroyed and the government of saddam wiped out in about 3 weeks. Things like that.



                    Oh, and your nerds work on repairing space heaters and snowmobiles while ours go to outer space, create new industries and forms of communication that change the world, and stuff their closets with Nobel Prizes (the real ones - for science and such, not the political joke ones).

            2. Jeff Berndt profile image91
              Jeff Berndtposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              The last two times the US invaded Canada, it was a pretty big disaster.

    5. Dave Mathews profile image59
      Dave Mathewsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      God help the US of A if they ever try to take Canada. They would be in for one heck of a war. We may not have any nukes, but we have the favor of all members of the UN.

      One of your idiot past presidents by declaring it the "Manifest Destiny of the United States" tried to buy Canada offering each Canadian citizen alive at the time (1 million dollars cash each) for the permission to annex Canada and make it the 49th state. We told that president to shove it then and we tell you now the same thing.

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        ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        LOL @ "a heck of a war"!


        LOL x 10000 @ "the favor of the UN"!


        hahahahahahahahaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!



        You people do produce some quality comedy, I'll give you that!

        1. Dave Mathews profile image59
          Dave Mathewsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Laugh all you want for now, but try something and we will see who is laughing after the smoke and dust settles.

          1. Castlepaloma profile image22
            Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            If we had a surprise attack from the US and family was at high risk of death. I may not have enough numb heart to kill anyone, but Man O man there would be such a huge piles of  amputees from me, in which would be more effective in making them think twice.

            Then move my Family to Belize and write letters, blogs and yell out from every top of building to every nation about bloody murder. I am not stupid enough to risk 4,000,000 pounds of uranium like they have been experiencing in Iraq

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              ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              Your silly false bravado aside, you seem to be very fond of Belize. Any particular reason?

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            ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Actually, we would be laughing WHILE reducing the few settled parts of your country to dust. But don't worry, as long as you remember your place we'll allow you to remain independent.

            1. Dave Mathews profile image59
              Dave Mathewsposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              Short:  You're short alright a few bricks short of a full load.

              You haven't got the muscle or the brains to be able to put me in my place.

              And since Canada is North of the US of A, I guess my place is far above you in intelligence and intellect as well as strength.

              1. Castlepaloma profile image22
                Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                No matter how egos get out of whack in an over ego world, everyone is no better or worst in my books.

                Short

                Canada and the USA have too many of the rich and banks owning your house, owning your jobs and owning you.

                Belize is the only country south of USA that speak English ,Belize is the second largest coral reef in the World, It's rich with plant and animals and a great investment and a  wonderful place to pioneer a new way of thinking.

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                  ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  Well, unless you've got a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig wad of cash, you will usually need some financing to buy a house and such. And be careful in Belize as violence is on the rise there.

                  1. Castlepaloma profile image22
                    Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                    I have already built my house and building a whole ego village for healthy way of living to share. Great place to build your own house, pioneer new ways of thinking and safe if you stay away from Belize City.

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                ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                "You haven't got the muscle or the brains to be able to put me in my place"


                You seem to think it would take a lot of either.



                The US has got enough of both for 100000 Canadas but like I said, remember your place and we'll be nice enough to you. Everybody wins.

    6. J Sunhawk profile image81
      J Sunhawkposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Am I required to get drunk before answering?

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        ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I thought that was a general rule for every forum post!

        1. Castlepaloma profile image22
          Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Getting really drunk, helps you with your mean plan of attack.

  2. Pandoras Box profile image82
    Pandoras Boxposted 5 years ago

    Oh shit. Watch out!

  3. livelonger profile image91
    livelongerposted 5 years ago

    Are you talking about the South Park movie?

    1. Castlepaloma profile image22
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      partly

      1. livelonger profile image91
        livelongerposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        The question is if Canada ever got its Internet money. Steven Abootman made a fairly convincing case for it.

  4. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 5 years ago

    We'd change the name to Amerada. lol

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      ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      We'd just call it 'storage' and mostly forget about it unless we needed to take stuff out of it. Pretty much as it is now.

    2. Castlepaloma profile image22
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      habee

      Amerada, sound spainish

      They have already invated most of centro America, and there 10 million americans living in Mexico, why not?

      1. Castlepaloma profile image22
        Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        ShortStory

        Why not take all of Canada, most big business is owned by the USA and the brainwashing media. USA and Canada trades are hell lately because Canada natural resources are the fastest rape country in the world, by foreigner.

        Ice has melted from the Arctic the size of Alaska and Texas combine in the last 25 years, who answers for the millions of dead animals. Not the rich, that is for sure and when doses it slow down rather than keep speeding up rapidly.

        Am I acting too unkind?

        1. Pandoras Box profile image82
          Pandoras Boxposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Maw. We like being known as stupid drunken invaders. I feel more manly already.

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          ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          We already take what we want. Why bother taking on excess baggage?

          1. Castlepaloma profile image22
            Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            These kinds of confronting talk are healthy, that way we can see the knife coming from Back and front sides.

    3. Pandoras Box profile image82
      Pandoras Boxposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      It's got a good ring to it.

      1. Castlepaloma profile image22
        Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        The World is getting wise to it fast, and the US can be broken like the Roman’s

        1. Pandoras Box profile image82
          Pandoras Boxposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Naw. We're special. Quite literally! God loves us like he does not love you. So quit yer whining, damn Canuck.

          1. Castlepaloma profile image22
            Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Oh my God, I have stopped investing money in American and Canada's greedy gods and lot more are joining elsewhere fast.

            I thought to give you some heads up.

  5. recommend1 profile image71
    recommend1posted 5 years ago

    Canada would win easy - but what would they do with the states after they took them over.

    1. Castlepaloma profile image22
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      A thought, but Canadian are too nice and would not take over any other country because of our live and let live attitude

      1. Pandoras Box profile image82
        Pandoras Boxposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Buncha wussies.

        1. Castlepaloma profile image22
          Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Bullies skullies, arrrgg

    2. Eaglekiwi profile image75
      Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I hear they (Americans)are already buying tickets for other planets,so Canada's lookin safe smile an no need to learn Chinese even lol

      1. Castlepaloma profile image22
        Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        That like buying the Brooklyn Bridge, there is no sign of life on other planets yet. Sounds like another bail out scam.

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        ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Canadians had better learn Chinese, Korean, or to pay more respect to their generous neighbors to the South.

        1. Castlepaloma profile image22
          Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          The largest ethnic group in Vancouver and Toronto is Chinese. I find I can understand Canadian Chinese better than east Indians, whom speak English as their national language. They both understand English, is the international business language and French is the love Language.

          I think Dade county, Florida, specks Spanish/ English

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            ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Couldn't hurt to learn Chinese in any case!

            1. Castlepaloma profile image22
              Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              Have you ever seen the size of a Chinese dictionary, you almost need two people to carry it

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                ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                You learned English didn't you? It's no harder than that.

                1. Castlepaloma profile image22
                  Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  Why? Chinese are not as stubborn as the French in learning English so much any more.

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                    ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                    If someone can speak your language but you cannot speak theirs, you are at a potential disadvantage.

  6. Pandoras Box profile image82
    Pandoras Boxposted 5 years ago

    Death! That we like! Bring it on!

    1. Castlepaloma profile image22
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I wonder where you got your private like attitude from, Columbus maybe.

  7. habee profile image92
    habeeposted 5 years ago

    Is Canada our new "Manifest Destiny"??

  8. Pandoras Box profile image82
    Pandoras Boxposted 5 years ago

    God has spoken. So let it be.


    Castle, move to Tijuana.

  9. Pandoras Box profile image82
    Pandoras Boxposted 5 years ago

    Naw I'm just kiddin.

    Get real. We want Canada about as much as we want France.

    1. Castlepaloma profile image22
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I often live in my eco village in Belize

      1. Pandoras Box profile image82
        Pandoras Boxposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Show-off!

        1. Castlepaloma profile image22
          Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Yep, I'm in show business

  10. Tom Koecke profile image60
    Tom Koeckeposted 5 years ago

    I saw a comedian talking about how laid back Canadians are. He said the Salvation Army could whip them.

    1. Castlepaloma profile image22
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Who do you think would win in a fight between a Beaver and a Bald Eagle?

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        logic,commonsenseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Probably be a split decision! smile

        1. Castlepaloma profile image22
          Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Pound for pound the wolverine is the toughest land animal in North America, only a beaver has been known to kill them, If a bald Eagle invade her or his den , the Engle will be drowned also.

      2. livelonger profile image91
        livelongerposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Or between a maple tree and an oak tree?

        1. Castlepaloma profile image22
          Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          The maple grows old, sweet, and strong and even the fungus dose a good job and we just shake off the bad news leaves.

          Both Maple and Oak trees have lived longer than when our countries were born

      3. Tom Koecke profile image60
        Tom Koeckeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I suppose if the eagle grabbed the beaver and dropped it from 1,000 feet, the eagle would win, but the beaver would probably have the advantage if it were Roman Greco wrestling rules.

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          logic,commonsenseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Don't they have to fight Stone Cold Steve Austin first?smile

        2. Castlepaloma profile image22
          Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Tom Koecke

          The beaver is too big for the Engle to lift unless the Engle cheats and take steroid, the battle would be fought around the water, beaver wins.

          Like the local snake defeating the dragon.

          1. recommend1 profile image71
            recommend1posted 5 years ago in reply to this

            I really hate big beavers

            1. Castlepaloma profile image22
              Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              not as cute as pandas, but hard working

            2. Tom Koecke profile image60
              Tom Koeckeposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              Even Gary Payton?!?!

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    logic,commonsenseposted 5 years ago

    All we have to do is give them all the beer they can drink, and then slip in while they are sleeping it off! smile
    The only part I'll lay claim to is Beth! smile

    1. Castlepaloma profile image22
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      You can't get that drunk on American beer, won't work.

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        ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        You haven't tried hard enough.

  12. ediggity profile image60
    ediggityposted 5 years ago

    The "invasion" would turn into a lot of heavy drinking, clean up afterward would be the true tragedy. smile

    1. canadawest99 profile image61
      canadawest99posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Canada cannot be conquered.  F18s don't work in our winters, tanks would be stuck in the snow and aircraft carriers can't match our icebergs.    Plus every citizen is armed with at least 2 hockey sticks.  smile

      1. Castlepaloma profile image22
        Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        The Nazi's worst lost ever, was fighting Russian in Russia’s winter. USA Army main boot camps are in warm climates. If they invade us; we will give them, the good old snow job, Yeah!!! We also carry big sticks,

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          ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Or you could slide stones at the advancing army from across the ice. In order to ensure the stones slide on target and at the right speed you could sweep the ice in front of the stone as it was sliding and ...



          nevermind

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      ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      "The "invasion" would turn into a lot of heavy drinking"


      That would almost certainly be the point.

      1. Castlepaloma profile image22
        Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Yes, fresh water.

  13. Cagsil profile image83
    Cagsilposted 5 years ago

    The USA invading Canada is a ridiculous thought in and of itself. hmm

    1. Castlepaloma profile image22
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      USA invading 45 other countries combine since war world Two and mainly killing poor people is too.

      1. Cagsil profile image83
        Cagsilposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        roll

      2. Castlepaloma profile image22
        Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Money spent on the Iraq war will surpass the cost of Vietnam by the end of the year, making it the second most expensive military conflict in American history, behind World War II ...

        1. Cagsil profile image83
          Cagsilposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Comparatively speaking, possibly. hmm

          1. canadawest99 profile image61
            canadawest99posted 5 years ago in reply to this

            I think the U.S. secretly conquered us a long time ago and they didn't even have to fire a shot.

            1. Castlepaloma profile image22
              Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              You might be right, brainwashing is hell of a weapon.

  14. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
    Kangaroo_Jaseposted 5 years ago

    When does Canada invade Australia???


    http://s2.hubimg.com/u/4744725.jpg


    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/4744727_f248.jpg


    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/4744743.jpg


    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/4744744_f248.jpg


    http://s3.hubimg.com/u/4744746_f248.jpg


    http://s4.hubimg.com/u/4744747_f248.jpg

    1. Castlepaloma profile image22
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I get it, make love not war.

  15. Flightkeeper profile image76
    Flightkeeperposted 5 years ago

    Why the heck would we invade Canada, it's too cold up there, and besides we got Alaska.  Also, all the Canadians would end up in Florida and make it a Democrat state.  No, there is no reason to invade Canada.

    1. Jeff Berndt profile image91
      Jeff Berndtposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      There's an old joke: Canada is a land of missed opportunity: they could have had British culture, French cuisine, and American technology, but they ended up with American culture, British cuisine, and French technology.

      Ba-dump bump! Thanks, I'll be here all week; don't forget to tip those hardworking bartenders and waiters!

      Seriously, though, invading Canada? What a dumb idea, eh? Only a buncha hosers would do that.

      I visit Canada pretty frequently, and I have to say it's a great country full of great folks. There's no reason at all for the US (or anybody, really) to be angry with Canada. Well, perhaps except for the Quebecoise (sp?), but that's an internal matter.

    2. Castlepaloma profile image22
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Alaska too cold and Florida is too hot, Vancouver is just right.

      To invade, greed is all you need, there are 200 countries with American miltary bases and USA/Russia own 90% of the nuke warheads.

      Why ? to own the planet or crowd control, maybe,

  16. Eaglekiwi profile image75
    Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago

    So, in short the British were good starters,but lousy finishers?

    1. John Holden profile image60
      John Holdenposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Yes,very good at inventing, very bad at exploiting!

      When Bayliss invented the wind up radio and he was trying to raise funds to produce it, he was told by one merchant banker that it was a stupid idea and he might as well shove it up his ****, that'd work just as well!

      1. Castlepaloma profile image22
        Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Often enough in Canada too, we raise it, Americans graze it

        1. Eaglekiwi profile image75
          Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Canadian companies surely make a business from  selling their produce to the USA and of course other countries.

          I dont really get your point there?

          1. Castlepaloma profile image22
            Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Because USA has 10 times the market than Canada’s, most of our talents and bigger businesses move to the USA, wail most of our largest corporation in Canada is owned by Americans.

            US know how to make a buck from almost anything, wail we have so many rules

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              ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              You guys do seem to produce a remarkable number of talented entertainers, that's for sure.

              1. Greek One profile image81
                Greek Oneposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                Here would be a good place to point out my Hub on the funniest Canadians of all time... but I don't want to self-promote, so I will just post some pics of some famous hot Canadian women..

                http://menscrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/Pamela-Anderson.jpg

                http://www.herdaily.com/blogimg/Entertainment/hayden%20panettiere.jpg

                http://www.rexwallpapers.com/images/wallpapers/celebs/trish-stratus/trish_stratus_5.jpg

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                  ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  You need to take that first picture out of your list. She stopped being anything close to hot about 15 years ago. Now she is just silicone and hepatitis.

                  1. Greek One profile image81
                    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                    thanks to her American boyfriends!!!

            2. Eaglekiwi profile image75
              Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              I think that used to be true,but now its becoming increasingly rare to find American made products ,and if they are to be found they cannot compete with imported versions.

              My God I live in Ohio (2/3 hrs from Canada) and 80% of fish sold in 3 supermarkets all come from Asia?
              Whats up with that USA?

              Really pisses me off.
              I dont want fish from China's polluted waters.
              I want it from Canada or Alaska or New Zealand.

              Ok got that off my chest smile

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                ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                Thank the regulators and environmentalists.

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    Home Girlposted 5 years ago

    Yo don't have to invade us we are yours already.

    http://s1.hubimg.com/u/4746296_f248.jpg

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    ShortStoryposted 5 years ago

    All kidding aside, Canada is a beautiful country and most of the people I've met from there (in the real world, not online) have been very good folks. In fact, quite a few gals from there have turned out to be very, very friendly folks...

  19. superwags profile image79
    superwagsposted 5 years ago

    Blame Canada, blame Canada; with their beady little eyes and the flappy heads so full of lies!

    Blame Canada, blame Canada; they're not even a real country anyway...

  20. Eaglekiwi profile image75
    Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago

    John Patriotism or Nationalism is alive and well in every country.
    The funny thing is that every counry beleives there strengths and skills are unique.


    Rommel also said that with the NZ Native Maori and Germanys Adolf Hitler ,they could have won the war-

    Like that would ever have happened,their dislike for Germany was almost as great as their dislike for Britian,who incidently have a strong history of invading and bullying colonials.

    1. John Holden profile image60
      John Holdenposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Eagle, don't get me wrong, I'm only responding to the constant belittling.
      I don't say we're unique, I just respond to the claim that we invented little with the truth.
      It isn't patriotism to deny the truth, it's plain stupidity, especially when the US has many things it can claim greatness in!

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        ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Soooooomebody's got the inferiority complex thing going today....

        1. John Holden profile image60
          John Holdenposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Yes, but never mind, you're amongst friends and we won't do more than gently rib you for your beliefs.

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            ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            You'll be alright. You must have some old books and such from when your land was significant that you can lean on for solace.

            1. John Holden profile image60
              John Holdenposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              Erm, 54% 25% isn't an historical figure you know, it is now smile

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                ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                Not historical OR accurate. *snif*  *snif* The scent of desperation hangs heavy in the air!

                1. John Holden profile image60
                  John Holdenposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  I knew it, it had to come sometime, the facts are wrong!
                  MIT are a bunch of liars!

                  "We are right, everybody else is wrong!"

                  Get a life smile

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                    ShortStoryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                    You reference ONE uncited opinion by someone at MITI AND feel the need to add all manner of qualifiers and excuses and hang your obviously desperate national pride on THAT?


                    How the mighty have fallen...

  21. Greek One profile image81
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    We challenge you infidels to attempt to export your imperialist expansion into our free, glorious northern land!

    We shall smite thy loins and innards with a wrath unprecedented in warfare!

    Whoa to those who dare awake the great northern giant, for his heart is gentle and soft, but his benevolence will dissipate if so much as one hockey game needs to be canceled due to your hostile hostilities of hostilness!

  22. superwags profile image79
    superwagsposted 5 years ago

    I think that the US should invade Canada. It might help stimulate the world's economy.

    Ill-advised wars are top of the list of things that the Americans are good at. I believe you should always play to your strengths...

    1. Castlepaloma profile image22
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      American per capita leave the largest carbon foot print on the face of the earth.

      Let’s take care of our health, First 1ST before making the American rich, richer

  23. stclairjack profile image80
    stclairjackposted 5 years ago

    oh hell! thank you for posting this,... i read through the whole conversation,.... this may be the laugh that gets me through the rest of this week!

  24. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 5 years ago

    ..bon jour, eh?.....folks would start talking funny and smell like maple syrup........

    http://www.ultimatehockeyshow.com/Includes/Images/Teasers/BigObCanuck.jpg


    or as Red Green might say "If Canadians don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

    ..i could go on and on....

    1. Castlepaloma profile image22
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Mmm’m Pancakes and maple syrup

      Most of us do not survive on a hamburger, fries and a coke.

  25. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 5 years ago

    ...no more 'war on drugs' either....juste une guerre sur le fromage....

    http://enpleinsoleil.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/poutine.jpg

    1. Castlepaloma profile image22
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      BIG in Quebec

      1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
        SomewayOuttaHereposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        ...okay now i'd like to see what it looks like from the west coast angle...any thoughts?...i've a few.....but i'll let you go first...lol

        1. Castlepaloma profile image22
          Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Pot, coffee and donuts

          1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
            SomewayOuttaHereposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            ....i'm a little further west than you...you gotta swim over.......I was thinking more like socks with sandals even in the winter....do you think they could handle it?......later...gater......

            http://lovebryan.com/friends/mikebelleme/data/upimages/dirty_on_beach_1.jpg


            ....aaaahhhhh the west coast of Canada.....

            1. Castlepaloma profile image22
              Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              Many of the hotest looking Babe's in the world, come from Vancouver.

              Do you have any of those.

              1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
                SomewayOuttaHereposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                ...yor lookin' at her....the big island ....not Britain either......VanIsl.....lots of those old guys too who think they own the island and the beaches!  lol

                1. Castlepaloma profile image22
                  Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                  Yes, lots of newlyweds and nearly dead

                  Beaches in Vancouver area are said to be among 10 ten beat beaches in the world, During the Olympic they advertize BC Canada as the best place on earth, although I think that’s over done, sounds a little Nazi

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                    SomewayOuttaHereposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                    ...that's Gordie's thing...Christie will say BC is the best place for families...

                    yup....dead heads.... lol

                    ...what do they say about the cash from all the nearly dead?...something about there is so much of it, it could sink the island.... lol

                    ...lots of sayings - i luv it....i have a few of my own as in 'socks with sandals'!

  26. Eaglekiwi profile image75
    Eaglekiwiposted 5 years ago

    Thats quite a crowd lol

  27. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 5 years ago

    ...lol  mon dieu....you dissin' the french?

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      ...couldn't get the picture up


      "French me, I'm Canadian"

      1. Castlepaloma profile image22
        Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        It's not fair, the french are too sexy, from my experience anyway.

        I have lived more in Ontario and we have clubs, the French have parties.

  28. thirdmillenium profile image71
    thirdmilleniumposted 5 years ago

    You know, the US should in deed invade Canada. Serves them right :   Canada has cleverly let Justin Beiber infest the US

    1. Castlepaloma profile image22
      Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      What about all the USA boy bands and rap we are forced to listen to.

      This is just revenge

      1. thirdmillenium profile image71
        thirdmilleniumposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Ok, peace. In the name of Gordon Lightfoot

        1. Castlepaloma profile image22
          Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Good, Cool it babe

          1. Castlepaloma profile image22
            Castlepalomaposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            American Revolution.



               

               

               

               


            The American Revolutionary War (1775–1783
            20,000 American Death

            The 1812 war , at that time we were not a real country anyway.
            20, 000 American death, the native dislike the American greater than the French, British and Canadian combined

 
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