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Trump should be the next president because........

  1. donotfear profile image90
    donotfearposted 5 years ago

    ..............he has lots of experience in foreign affairs.

    1. earnestshub profile image86
      earnestshubposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol lol lol

      1. DTR0005 profile image85
        DTR0005posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Don't we all.. remember shore leave in Manilla - 1984? -

    2. donotfear profile image90
      donotfearposted 5 years ago in reply to this


      LIke I said, he has lots of foreign affairs experience.

  2. donotfear profile image90
    donotfearposted 5 years ago

    http://images.clipartof.com/small/442729-Royalty-Free-RF-Clip-Art-Illustration-Of-A-Cartoon-Fat-Lady-Laughing.jpg

  3. Michael Willis profile image78
    Michael Willisposted 5 years ago

    He would make all of Congress be on his TV Show and then Fire them all? Hmmm, would that be all that bad really?

    big_smile

    1. manlypoetryman profile image72
      manlypoetrymanposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      EXACTLY !

    2. Daniel Carter profile image91
      Daniel Carterposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      [Stands and applauds....]
      smile

  4. Mighty Mom profile image90
    Mighty Momposted 5 years ago

    Because he has a name that's tailor made for cartoonists!

    Trump the Chump
    Grumpy Trumpy
    Frumpy Haired Trump
    Dump Trump
    Trumpy Dump Dump Dump
    That Trump. What a Lump
    That budget plan is seriously Trumped Up!!

    OMG, we could have such a field day!!
    (and that's just his last name. Can you imagine having a president called "The DONALD"??? Really??? roll)

    1. Stacie L profile image86
      Stacie Lposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      that's funny!

    2. Michael Willis profile image78
      Michael Willisposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      And The TV comedian would have even more material to work with. Saturday Night Live would go over the top!

      1. Mighty Mom profile image90
        Mighty Momposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        I just read somewhere it could be a Trump/Palin ticket.
        That leaves me speechless... but as you say, SNL will have a total romp. Not to mention Leno, Letterman, Conan, , Jimmy Fallon, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert... I can see it now!

    3. katiem2 profile image60
      katiem2posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      LOL so funny MIghty Mom smile  But hea I think the Donald just might do a great job and yet I'd really miss the apprentice!

  5. earnestshub profile image86
    earnestshubposted 5 years ago

    Because he is the only one with a dead rat strapped to his head. Unique. smile

    1. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
      SomewayOuttaHereposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol...i was thinking that myself.....lol...and with all that money he has....

  6. SomewayOuttaHere profile image60
    SomewayOuttaHereposted 5 years ago

    ...okay...can't help myself....

    http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/celebrity-pictures-donald-trump-trying-run.jpg

    1. katiem2 profile image60
      katiem2posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      OMG I Know would somebody please tell him the hair looks horrible, please anybody, tuff love Donald get a buzz would ya!  smile Katie

  7. earnestshub profile image86
    earnestshubposted 5 years ago

    Wow! That almost looks like hair! I am surprised he can contain all that ego under there. lol

  8. Stacie L profile image86
    Stacie Lposted 5 years ago

    well SNL would definitely have a good run with Trump and Palin. Tina fey would revise her role as Palin I'm sure ,but who should play "The Donald?" roll

  9. Daniel Carter profile image91
    Daniel Carterposted 5 years ago

    .....because Leno's and Letterman's monologs would take up the entire show, every night.

  10. Daniel Carter profile image91
    Daniel Carterposted 5 years ago

    ...and because his love affair with Rosie O'Donnell would yield her a seat in his cabinet, next to Palin, Huckabee and Mit, Mr. McGoo, Courtney Love, and Paris Hilton.

    1. rebekahELLE profile image91
      rebekahELLEposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      and all the Miss Universe contestants lol

  11. manlypoetryman profile image72
    manlypoetrymanposted 5 years ago

    How can you have that much money and not invest in a good hair transplant-over the obvious "botched" comb over ???

    Me No Understand That One...?

  12. Greek One profile image77
    Greek Oneposted 5 years ago

    ..... because many are eagerly anticipating the first sign of the Apocalypse

  13. Reality Bytes profile image93
    Reality Bytesposted 5 years ago

    ? because he is qualified?

    1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
      Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Funniest answer yet.

      1. Jim Hunter profile image60
        Jim Hunterposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Almost as funny as Obama being qualified.

      2. Reality Bytes profile image93
        Reality Bytesposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Ok, Because he has more real world experience?

        1. Ron Montgomery profile image60
          Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          The Donald lives in the "real" world?  You are on a roll.

          1. Reality Bytes profile image93
            Reality Bytesposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            because "The Donald is not afraid to tell the people the truth, no matter how hard it is to accept?

            1. I am DB Cooper profile image70
              I am DB Cooperposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              Except during his wedding vows.

            2. DTR0005 profile image85
              DTR0005posted 5 years ago in reply to this

              The "Donald" as you so affectionately call him would do well in American politics - he definitely understands debt, bankruptcy, and living beyond his means.

  14. prettydarkhorse profile image64
    prettydarkhorseposted 5 years ago

    his name rhymes with Ronald McDonald the clown.

    1. rebekahELLE profile image91
      rebekahELLEposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      +

      PDH, he's the American Dream....

      numerous wives
      lavish, extravagant lifestyle
      mega homes and casinos
      money, money, money

      lol  so much hypocrisy!

      1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
        prettydarkhorseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        conflict of interest with those casinos

        seriously that hair, his wife needs to help him with that

  15. Ron Montgomery profile image60
    Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago

    On Saddam Hussein: "Whether you like Saddam Hussein or not, and I don't -- he was a bad guy -- but he used to shoot the terrorists; he used to kill them. He didn't give them a trial like this country, where the trial lasts for 21 years. He used to shoot the terrorists and kill them. There were no terrorists, very little terrorists in Iraq."

    On the Somali pirates: "Can you believe that these guys are taking tankers that are a thousand feet long and cost hundreds of millions of dollars, and just taking them with rowboats? It's a total lack of respect for this country, and maybe even for the world. Give me one good admiral and a few ships and I will wipe them out so fast."

    In an interview on Fox News, Donald Trump defended making substantial donations to Democrats over the years.

    Said Trump: "I've lived in New York. This building, this great tower, and many other great towers are here in New York. Everyone's Democratic. So what am I going to do -- contribute to Republicans? One thing: I'm not stupid. Am I going to contribute to Republicans for my whole life when they get heat when they run against some Democrat and the most they can get is 1% of the vote?"


    "With Jim Hunter giving me hair styling tips, I'll get 90% of the chick vote"




    OK, I made that last one up.

  16. Mighty Mom profile image90
    Mighty Momposted 5 years ago

    I wonder how he will poll with "The Blacks" -- those scary Blacks.
    (Discussion on Hardball with Chris Matthews last night. BTW, fun fact. Chris Matthews went to Trump's wedding!)

    1. prettydarkhorse profile image64
      prettydarkhorseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      or the Hispanics, which according to the latest Census is rising in numbers in all major cities replacing blacks and whites.

  17. BobbiRant profile image61
    BobbiRantposted 5 years ago

    He has the bad hair just like the North Korean dictator does, he's halfway there then!

  18. profile image0
    Home Girlposted 5 years ago

    Let him be, he is enjoying his life and isn't worrying about what some schmuck thinks about him. With hair like this and name Donald you can get any credit at any bank! May be we all should change our hairstyle and wear it a-la Donald? I asked for $500 at my bank, and they said no. What a humiliation! I am definitely NOT a Donald trump, and they told me that. sad

  19. AnnCee profile image77
    AnnCeeposted 5 years ago

    Trump's a turd in the punch bowl.  Deposited there by the Soros owned Democrat party.

    * Levin — “Did he (Trump) go to a single rally? Did he contribute to a single Tea Party cause?”

    * (He’s given money to) Chuckie Schumer, Anthony Weiner, and Charlie Crist.
    * “I don’t see any contributions to Marco Rubio … he bet against Rubio twice.”

    * He gave $2,400 to Friends of Harry Reid.

    * But Trump says, “This is what a businessman does.” Levin: “What does a businessman do? Make unprincipled contributions to some of the most left-wing losers in the nation who are undermining our country? This is the new Tea Party candidate?”

    * Trump wrote in his 2000 book — “We must have universal health care.”

    * Trump wanted to impeach Bush for “lies” about the war in Iraq, calling him “so incompetent, bad and evil.”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq4XXgm6UjM


    Ha!   You Democrats ought to vote for him. http://images.zaazu.com/img/male16-male-mad-angry-smiley-emoticon-000099-medium.gif

    1. Doug Hughes profile image61
      Doug Hughesposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      AnnCee - you can't tell the players without a scorecard?

      He's a republican & a birther.

    2. I am DB Cooper profile image70
      I am DB Cooperposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      It's not easy to define him by any single party label. I can tell you one thing: the Democrats don't mind at all that he's trying to make a serious presidential run. They know he's unlikely to get elected, and he's just going to make a mess of the Republican primary. He also agrees with the Democrats on many issues, unlike Palin or Huckabee, where there is almost zero common ground.

  20. barryrutherford profile image28
    barryrutherfordposted 5 years ago

    Because Sarah Would Palin Comparison

    1. Doug Hughes profile image61
      Doug Hughesposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      You should be ashamed of yourself. No self-rejecting writer should stoop to a pun.
      (Can I use it?)

  21. Stacie L profile image86
    Stacie Lposted 5 years ago

    because he'll get the real estate market going again..maybe renting out WH rooms to the highest bidder and renting out some of the money loosing tourist attractions..roll

  22. PrettyPanther profile image84
    PrettyPantherposted 5 years ago

    because the US can never have too many overprivileged, underqualified GOP presidents to lead us down the path of arrogance and ignorance.

  23. schoolgirlforreal profile image73
    schoolgirlforrealposted 5 years ago

    because who could be worse than obama?

    1. DTR0005 profile image85
      DTR0005posted 5 years ago in reply to this

      A billionaire, real estate developer who defaulted on a loan - several billion dollars - to a German bank claiming the recession was an "act of God" and therefore an exercisable exclusion in the term of the loan. All true....

  24. cat on a soapbox profile image83
    cat on a soapboxposted 5 years ago

    I'm in a nightmare and nothing makes sense!

 
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