Anyone else notice Obama and Michelle coiffing GUINNESS stout in a pub in Ireland? Black Irish having some good craic.
The guy just can't resist playing that race card wherever he goes, can he?
Note to those who might be confused here: I decided the best defense is a good offense. I'm going to start posting really ridiculous Obama criticisms. My HOPE is that mine will out-ridiculous even the most ardent Obaminators'.
The funny thing is this isn't as ridiculous as some of them. The outlandishly nuts, the people who when you really get to talking to them, you decide their kid can't play with yours...all got internet and pissed at the same time, when the black guy won with the Muslim name. The norm today when dealing with conservatives is almost like a cartoon. Some days, I can't believe it is real.
FIRST MISCONCEPTION: Barack Hussein Obama is not an Islamic name. Barack is from the Old Testament. Hussein is Kurdish, and Obama, while supposedly an african name, seems to appear in Japan, of all places.
You see, this plot was actually hatched in the final days of WW2, for a quick check on Google will reveal Obama Hot Springs. I believe it is near Nagasaki. Ahhh! The deviousness of the Japanese mind. He is obviously one of their secret androids about to launch to take over THE WORLD! Beat that.
I wonder why everyone who visits Ireland is expected to drink Guinness in front of the cameras. The Queen was also given a glass on her recent visit, however she declined to drink it. I think the Queen is more of a sweet sherry woman. It was good to see Ireland having two important visitors in one week.
It was nice to see the Queen visit Ireland. That was historic. I thought her kelly green coat and hat were a bit over the top, but compared to some of the get-ups at Harry's wedding, at least it was tasteful.
Good point about the Guinness. The irony there (at least in my limited experience) is that natives much prefer Budweiser! Perhaps official visitors should be given a choice of a Guinness (admittedly an acquired taste) or a shot of Jameson's or Bushmill's. Just a thought...
*doh* I knew that! My excuse is that I actually stayed up till 1am to watch it live -- only to realize (to my chagrin) that it was on 24/7 all weekend, too. William. And Kate Middleton. Harry was the best man. Pippa was the maid of honor. It's all coming back to me now....
Right! Obama hates white! He hates everything white! Here are 10 "FACTS" that prove my point:
1. He will not drink milk unless it has Quick in it. 2. He will not eat Wonderbread, only pumpernickel. 3. He will not eat rice unless it is brown (actually, that's a Michelle requirement, as brown rice is much healthier). 4. He brings his own dark towels to hotels. 5. Ever wonder why he doesn't play tennis? Obvious. 6. Look at what color dog he got. 7. Angel food or devil's food cake? No contest there. 8. He will not touch mayonnaise, sour cream or cream cheese 9. Everyone knows he cannot tolerate clouds unless they are thunderbumpers. 10. And his intentions for our country? Permanent midnight, baby.
How can anyone hate Aussies or Kiwis? They are so cheerful and fun-loving. That's really harsh. But I have no doubt that if anyone could hate people like Earnest and Eagle and Agvulpes, et al, it would be Obama. He probably hates kangaroos and their joeys, too.
P.S. I do want the answers to UCV's questions. How many more calories does a Guinness have than a Miller Lite? Then again, who cares? You never hear them prescribing Miller Lite for pregnant women, do you?
And Nigeria, really? Are you sure it's not Kenya? You know, O'Bama's native land
Guinness is supposed to be good for you - lots of iron. Over here in the UK (going back a few years) anaemic women or people who were run down were advised to drink a couple of bottles of stout a week to keep their strength up.
Hey, that's right isn't it against the "rules" for a Muslim to drink alcohol? Guinness has alcohol in it I can attest to that. But I would like a nice whisky with just a little water to loose the nose and the spirits.
Nigeria is roughly 50/50 Muslim and Christian. Must be the Christian half that is coiffing the Guinness.
I will second your attestation that Guinness has alcohol in it! I will NOT second your desire for a nice whiskey with a little water in it (unless you're talking about a stand-alone, non-Guinness drinking session, then it's aok).
I found out the hard way that starting one's day at the Guinness factory and ending it with the Dublin Literary Pub Crawl (switching to whiskey along the way, for authenticity) is one of those ideas that seems brilliant at the time, but...
Does this suprise anyone. Repubs are accused of playing the race card in every issue. But it is Obama that pulls that card. And his supporters all say the same thing when someone does not agree with him. " Oh you do not like it because he is a black President". I do not care if he was purple with orange and pink polka dots. His policies suck. Obama is now Irish, next time he visits Israel he will be Jewish.
‘’next time he visits Israel he will be Jewish.’’ I doubt that he will ever visit Israel after his speech and confrontation with the leader of the Jewish state. While the country is in need of leadership in these troubled times, the president and family found time for a six day vacation, paid by the us taxpayers. What a fine fellow, he really understands the peoples hurt. Not too long ago he chastised the auto execs for their use of private jets when their companies were going broke. We all know the great job he’s doing for the country in the eyes of his followers.SPEND,SPEND,SPEND, Mr. president when will the jobs that you promised come?
DIY, First, no I am not hot. I am a former NY firefighter who at this moments is confined to bed as I rehab my lung and breathing disorder That I have as a result of my 15 years on the job, not to mention my 3 weeks spent at WTC ground zero.
Next, if this was a joke you are the only one laughing. All I asked politely was what did we miss. And how do you respond with an insult. There were many good pointed threads about beer and about playing the race card. I just point out facts, I do not take sides. The one thing I do not need in life is a chill pill, as opposed to you. I was not the one who attacked here. BTW, there is no way to make enough jokes to counter the negative about Obama.
Not wasting my breath arguing, because I see it wouldn't help. Not trying to be insulting, but this was a thread filled with ridiculous jokes made up about Obama in response to the numerous Obama bashing ones posted here lately. Sorry you didn't see it that way, but I think many others here did. Best wishes for a speedy recovery!
Your criticism of Obama isn't as ridiculous as when the Right was attacking him for asking for mustard on his hamburger. Nice try, but you'll have to work a little bit harder to top the antics of the Far Right.
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