A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."
The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The U.S.doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my friends, you are way behind us....in the USA , about 2 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States , and now........ the whole country is looking for work!"
Starting to read, I thought 'my God, Mason is telling a joke.' I began to wonder what had happened to the world, and whether I had slipped through into another dimension. Then when I read the so-called punchline, I realised it was just another political attack against Obama. How disappointing!
I think you should admire the country where you can take any immigrant with no brain,heart, balls,proper language, education, whatever, and transform him into a businessman, senator or even a president. Admire the place you live in. With all its faults, it is still a remarkable one, I am telling you.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers - those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Congress people are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."
I'm not sure I appreciate humour. I laughed once in 1974, and my body is still suffering the consequences. Sometimes though, when I have had a martini and a diazepam for dinner, things seem amusing, even things which aren't funny.
This makes me angry. After all wouldnt you be if your grandboy was murdered.This punk deletes the comment I left him and doesnt even have the fortitude to answer me:http://hubpages.com/hub/dead-baby-jokes
I know everyone has that one hilarious joke they use which will always get a good laugh out of everyone in the local vicinity.I'll start.A new Commander is sent to take over a command of a post in a remote location.On...