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Some humor...

  1. TMMason profile image73
    TMMasonposted 5 years ago

    "Looking for work"

    A doctor from Israel says: "In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles; we put them into
    another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work."

    The German doctor comments: "That's nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person's head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."   

    A Russian doctor says: "That's nothing either. In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."   

    The U.S.doctor answers immediately: "That's nothing my
    friends, you are way behind us....in the USA , about 2 years ago, we grabbed a person from Kenya with no brains, no heart, and no balls....we made him President of the United States , and now........ the whole country is looking for work!"

    1. albertovich profile image61
      albertovichposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Dark...but funny.

    2. Greek One profile image81
      Greek Oneposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      a smile only a mother might love lol....

      http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41kbe%2BM9HHL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

      1. kmackey32 profile image82
        kmackey32posted 5 years ago in reply to this

        HAHAHAHA Now thats funny.......

    3. Cagsil profile image60
      Cagsilposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Tasteless. hmm

      1. Evan G Rogers profile image82
        Evan G Rogersposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        meh, it's witty.

        1. Cagsil profile image60
          Cagsilposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          Good to know you see it that way Evan. roll

          1. Evan G Rogers profile image82
            Evan G Rogersposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            I'm glad to know that you think it's tasteless, her der.

            PS - if you think THAT joke was tasteless (which I'm sure you only feel because you like the prez), then you should really stay the hell away from me!

            1. Cagsil profile image60
              Cagsilposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              Hey Evan,

              It has nothing to do with whether or not, I like the President. But, thank you for the response. lol

    4. getitrite profile image79
      getitriteposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      I think the whole country was looking for work before Obama became president.

      BTW, your joke is humorless, tasteless, vulgar, and silly...and only serves to divide.

  2. Mighty Mom profile image92
    Mighty Momposted 5 years ago

    Might be funnier if there was any logical correlation between organ transplants and looking for work, or choice of countries had some connection with exceptionally high unemployment.

    Don't like to have to work so hard to understand the premise of a joke.

    But keep trying, I'm sure you've got a million of these. smile

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    Sherlock221bposted 5 years ago

    Starting to read, I thought 'my God, Mason is telling a joke.'  I began to wonder what had happened to the world, and whether I had slipped through into another dimension.  Then when I read the so-called punchline, I realised it was just another political attack against Obama.  How disappointing!

  4. kmackey32 profile image82
    kmackey32posted 5 years ago

    I dont get it...smile

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    Home Girlposted 5 years ago

    I think you should admire the country where you can take any immigrant with no brain,heart, balls,proper language, education, whatever, and transform him into a businessman, senator or even a president. Admire the place you live in. With all its faults, it is still a remarkable one, I am telling you.

  6. TMMason profile image73
    TMMasonposted 5 years ago

    You guys have no sense of humor.

    La la liberaland is just not so fun of a place I guess.

    1. Cagsil profile image60
      Cagsilposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Liberaland?

      It takes a conservative to tell a tasteless joke and then blame others, because their tasteless joke wasn't funny.

      How sad. roll

  7. TMMason profile image73
    TMMasonposted 5 years ago

    I think it is hysterical.

    I am still laughing at it.

    1. Quilligrapher profile image90
      Quilligrapherposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Tom, your "joke" reveals a lack of respect, judgment, and humor.  Q.

  8. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago

    Don't quit your day job...

    oops, sorry man.

    1. Mighty Mom profile image92
      Mighty Momposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      This IS his day job! roll

  9. Ron Montgomery profile image61
    Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago

    Author Unknown :

    Surgeons


    The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!  Everything inside them is color coded."


    The third surgeon, from Dallas, says,  "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical  order."

    The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles, chimes in:  "You know, I like construction workers - those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over." 

    But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC shut them all up when he observed:  "You're all wrong. Congress people are the easiest to operate on.
    There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable."

    1. Bubblegum Senpai profile image87
      Bubblegum Senpaiposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      lol @Ron Montgomery. Politics, the one word that truly describes what it means. Poly meaning "many," and ticks meaning "blood-sucking creatures."

  10. TMMason profile image73
    TMMasonposted 5 years ago

    See it doesn't kill you to have a lil humor.

    You all are just so uptight.

    1. Bubblegum Senpai profile image87
      Bubblegum Senpaiposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      While personally, I'm an Obama supporter, I still find this one funny - although let's face it, the economy is Reagan's fault.

      1. Bubblegum Senpai profile image87
        Bubblegum Senpaiposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Question: Would all the people saying this is in Bad taste still be saying so if it was a Bush joke?

        1. Mighty Mom profile image92
          Mighty Momposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          I didn't know Bush was from Kenya! lol

        2. TMMason profile image73
          TMMasonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          They would be in hysterics and the thread would be hundreds of spite-filled attacks against Bush in length.

          That is simple enough to deduce.

          1. John Holden profile image61
            John Holdenposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            Bad taste is bad taste whoever the recipient.

            And would you still consider it funny if it were aimed at Bush rather than Obama?

            1. TMMason profile image73
              TMMasonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              Yes I would have... funny is funny, John.

              1. John Holden profile image61
                John Holdenposted 5 years ago in reply to this

                But it ain't funny, and wouldn't be about anybody, not even Thatcher.

            2. Bubblegum Senpai profile image87
              Bubblegum Senpaiposted 5 years ago in reply to this

              We don't really need Bush jokes... just look at a collection of his most memorable quotes... "Most of our imports are from other countries!"

    2. Ron Montgomery profile image61
      Ron Montgomeryposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      If you supply some, I'll be sure to laugh.

      Ironically, I do find myself laughing at many of your posts, just not this one.

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    Home Girlposted 5 years ago

    And would you still consider it funny if it were aimed at you rather than Obama, TM?

  12. TMMason profile image73
    TMMasonposted 5 years ago

    It is a joke people.

    Lets not get all anal about it.

    Geez.. is this the first joke you all have ever heard?

    I have see a few posted about Bush which were more personal of an attack than this one is.

    Get over it already.

    1. Greek One profile image81
      Greek Oneposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Hubpages is not a place for humor, Mason

      1. TMMason profile image73
        TMMasonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

        Appearently not.

        Now you know why I was complaining in the other thread about your attempts at humor, Greek.

        You should know better.

        1. Greek One profile image81
          Greek Oneposted 5 years ago in reply to this

          I'm sorry but to be honest I don't really bother reading other people's entries...

          smile

          1. TMMason profile image73
            TMMasonposted 5 years ago in reply to this

            LOL... I hear you... that is probrably the smartest thing I have heard on here.

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    Sherlock221bposted 5 years ago

    I'm not sure I appreciate humour.  I laughed once in 1974, and my body is still suffering the consequences.  Sometimes though, when I have had a martini and a diazepam for dinner, things seem amusing, even things which aren't funny.

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    Home Girlposted 5 years ago

    Not on Hubpages, strictly forbidden. The violators will be send to Siberia for 25 years without parole and no pen and paper usage in a cell.

    1. Kangaroo_Jase profile image81
      Kangaroo_Jaseposted 5 years ago in reply to this

      Update - it's now 30 years and it includes hard labor.

 
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