New gun law

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   habeeposted 11 years ago

   Dennis Miller had a suggestion for a new gun law, and I think it's a great idea: One shall not be able to have more guns than teeth.
   
   Whatcha think?

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      Alastar Packerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Do dentures count?

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         habeeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         Only if they're of high quality.

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            Alastar Packerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            You mean George Washington's choppers wouldn't pass the New Gun Laws high quality test?

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               habeeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

               Nope! How ya been?

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                  Alastar Packerposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                  Slap wore out these days- how 'bout you.

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                     habeeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

                     Busy with writing, working on my tan, and birthday parties for the grands.

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      Josakposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Where is the fun in that? I wonder if people would start getting more teeth put into their mouth

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         habeeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         If that were a real law, you can bet many southerners would be getting implants!

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            Castlepalomaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

            A whole family could make up for one whole set of teeth, still a lot of guns.
            
            Then again,
            
            Your six times more likely to shoot a family member or someone you know, than shooting a criminal
            
            Don't you just love Family feuds

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      Hubert Williamsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Every once in a while Miller says something that I agree with. This is one of the few.

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      Quilligrapherposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Guns????? I thought Miller was talking about gums!

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   Eric Newlandposted 11 years ago

   That unfairly discriminates against babies.

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      Castlepalomaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      They get tiny nuke missiles for chrism- ass

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         Eric Newlandposted 11 years agoin reply to this

         As long as the little Jewish kids get a hand gre-dreidel for Hannukah too.

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   Teddletonmrposted 11 years ago

   Humm, what do teeth have to do with owning guns? Whats next, duck calls, ATVs and hound dogs?

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   habeeposted 11 years ago

   Howdy, Mike. Hi, Eric. Wow - several of my favorite hubguys are on this thread!

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   Wesman Todd Shawposted 11 years ago

   I believe with all of my heart that Charles Manson has every bit the same human rights as you do, and should be able to defend his home as I can - with an automatic defence rifle.

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   Ron Montgomeryposted 11 years ago

   
   
   I'm agin' that kinda foolish thankin'

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      Castlepalomaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      old baby

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   paradigmsearchposted 11 years ago

   
   I built it from a kit...

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   SpanStarposted 11 years ago

   Modern Times Where Guns Control Our Lives
   
          http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/norway+shooting
   
   If there was any situation that would signify the need for gun control it would be the despicable acts perpetrated by Anders Behring Breivik who viciously, mercilessly killed 77 people in Norway.
   I get the impression from his German salute that he actually believe he did something significant. Killing defenseless people is not significant from the standpoint that it is an act worthy of anything more than a coward. Pretty much anyone can kill defenseless people even a five-year-old baby can kill defenseless people.
   
   Reading one of his reports (coward Anders Behring Breivik) he talked about preparations for the killing and how he knew before this event took place that he was going to be thirsty so he brought himself some water.
   I'm betting if more than Anders Behring Breivik had a gun they could've put an end to his madness.
   
   Even though Anders Behring Breivik is asking for the death penalty frankly I believe that he believes Norway doesn't have the stones to put him to death.

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   habeeposted 11 years ago

   Okay, I just counted my teeth, and I'm a few guns short. I've been wantin' a new .22 for squirrels...

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      Hubert Williamsposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Wild ones or the ones in Washington?

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         habeeposted 11 years agoin reply to this

           I don't think a .22 would put a dent in the DC critters. My .308 would, but I'm not a violent person.

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      Eric Newlandposted 11 years agoin reply to this

      Are you sure this isn't some conspiracy on the part of people who don't end up needing their wisdom teeth removed to take the rest of us out?

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    Eric Newlandposted 11 years ago

    Really, though, if video games have taught me anything it's that you should never have more guns than you have numbers on your keyboard.
    
    Except if you've got a gun that can be dual-weilded, in which case two of them at once counts as one gun. And in some rare cases a category of guns can all count as one gun, but only if you have a beard.

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    TheMagicianposted 11 years ago

    Interesting. I'm not one to really care for gun laws and what's up with them, but I do think people should be able to have guns -- but that doesn't mean they need assault weapons like AK-47's. As Henry Rollins once said, "Who are you going to shoot with that?"
    
    My only worry when it comes to guns, is literally, zombies. I feel I need to stock up on those, which sort of clashes with my above ideas. Oh boy.
    
    Maybe guns should just be harder to get a hold of or something. I guess this Dennis Miller has a pretty good idea too, although since everyone doesn't have the same amount of teeth, this might pose some problems
    
    PS: Perhaps citizens could have access to assault weapons as long as they list their honest cause (stocking up for Z-Day)? Haha, I wish I were kidding...

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       Eric Newlandposted 11 years agoin reply to this

       You need to stock up on zombies?

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          Castlepalomaposted 11 years agoin reply to this

          There are already too many zombies and robots out there
          
          Just go to your local factory or or ghetto street and grab one zombie
          
          Go to you local stock exchange and grab a robot, nobody will care, there are free everywhere. While your there, pick me up a donuts flavored coffee, I'm too lazy to chew
          
          Guns are just too easy to get,

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             TheMagicianposted 11 years agoin reply to this

             Haha! I meant stock up on guns for zombies -- My bad

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