The Hypocrites Are Coming, The Hypocrites Are Coming

Sound the alarm, the Hypocrites are coming! Women and children first, hide, run, find safe haven! Save your self! What are we to do they are everywhere!

The Hypocrites are among us. That is a fact. We see it everyday on the news, on the television, on the internet. There is no escaping it, there is no safe place. Soon they will assimilate each and everyone of us. Resistance is futile.

How can we identify the Hypocrites? How can we protect ourselves from the Hypocrites? Is there a magic bullet? Once infected, is there a cure?

Identifying a Hypocrite is fairly simple. Just watch and compare the spoken words with the actions of your leaders. I know that sounds to simple to work but yes it does work. In fact here are a few examples.

Sarah Palin is a frugal person. She knows how to get the most value for your tax dollar. That is very true. She spent $150,000.00 (one hundred fifty thousand dollars) just on clothes, makeup and salon charges just to get started on her campaign.

Sarah Palin represents the common man and woman. This is also true. Sarah Palin is just like you and me. She and her family are just like Joe the Plumber and Windy the Waitress. Well except that her income last year was over $4,000,000.00 (four million dollars) while Joe the Plumber only made about $40,000.00 (forty thousand) and Windy the Waitress only made about $15,000.00 (fifteen thousand).

John McCain says he knows the pain we feel. He admits he also feels the pain. He knows what it feels like to have no job. He admits to knowing what it feels like to not have food for your kids. He admits that he knows the pain of having your home in foreclosure. He also admits to declaring over $4,000,000.00 (four million dollars) in income last year.

Both McCain and Palin fear that the United States is going to end up a Socialist Country. When people start to talk about “spreading the wealth around” John and Sarah are there to protect us from Socialism. Government should not be about helping Joe the Plumber or Windy the Waitress. An action like that could be defined as Socialism. Instead lets give the money to large corporations. Subsidies for big business such as oil and farming, is not Socialism. Only when the business or person needs the subsidy can it be defined as Socialism.

Protection? Protection from what? There is no protection from ourselves. We the people know how to protect ourselves. It is within our reach, it is our birth right. Magic Bullet?? YES there is one. Is there a cure? Yes the magic bullet offers a permanent cure. But as with all simple things it is very difficult to use. We each have a magic bullet. But for it to work we must use it. Where is the magic bullet? It’s in your wallet. It’s called a voter registration card. Use it or lose it!


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Chef Jeff 8 years ago from Universe, Milky Way, Outer Arm, Sol, Earth, Western Hemisphere, North America, Illinois, Chicago.

I have come to the conclusion that McCain and Palin are here to protect us from ourselves.  After all, if we all had money to pay bills we'd become wage slaves, and we all know what that can lead to!

Why, soon we'd all want to make more than $40,000 a year!  Yes, we'd be competing with the Elitists who make millions, yeah, billions, off our hard work, sweat and tears!  And not to mention they'd have no one left to rent their condos, if we all became home owners!

Yee gads!  Yikes!  What a concept!  An America where people could actually earn enough money to survive!  With that kind of income we might even be able to buy meat!  And as Dickens showed us, eating meat can make you feisty!  Even rebellious!  Heaven forbid that we eat meat!  We might even be rash enough to think for ourselves!

Quickly, get me a valium!  The vandal Socialists hordes are at the gates!


Chef Jeff

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Mighty Mom 8 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

I trust McCain to understand what it's like trying to make my mortgage every month. He owns 8 houses, after all.

What's that old saying, letting the fox guard the henhouse... ain't nobody here but us chickens. Come on in, GOP! Balk, balk, balk!

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Rob Volanti 7 years ago

WOW, Yes the campaign spent money on Palins clothing, but then again Michelle Obama didn't exactly wear rags when she co-hosted the view, or went on the stump for Barack. How much money did the DNC spend for Obama? Im glad that your hub is about hypocrisy cause it fits. How much money did Obama spend on his 1/2 hour informercial? So, to be honest, he outspent the RNC's clothing bill, showing us how "frugal" he could be when he has extra money to spend. How much money was spent on this "champion of the poor" when he threw his little party the night of the election? They had the finest wine, and spent thousands on the most expensive caviar. Look at the hypocrisy, and don't fall into it yourself.

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