Chi-Chi Chamois on HubPages

I love zee hoobpages! Zair aire many manly mens here tew shase! Toot sweet mon cherie! Avoir!

Who is Chi-Chi Chamois and what in the heck is she doing on hubpages? Well, as her narrator, I can tell you that no one knows for sure who she is or where she came from. Word has it she isn't even French. I was told by sources on the street of where she lives that she has watched way too many Pink Panther movies and has been talking with a French accent ever since. That's why she needs me to write for her in addition to comments she makes on hubs.

Poor Chi-Chi is a lustful soul who lives off of Harlequin romance novels (Mills & Boone) and frozen pizza. Her plastic surgery bills are so high that she's seeking work in Hollywood to be a lip double for Lisa Rinna and a boob double for Dolly Parton. Thankfully, things are looking up in that area! Her dancing gigs at bowling alleys on disco bowling nights aren't near enough to keep her lips monsterously large and I won't even start about her bosom which heaves quite often and quite heavily.

You will notice in her avatar picture that even hollywood photographers are excited about her future prospects. Actually, it could be that they've mistaken her for a porn star.

I will be writing her hubs because it would be far too laborious for anyone to try and read her broken English.