Life Sucks. You know it, and I know it. The difference between the two of us is that you spend your free time bitching and moaning about it. I, on the other hand, make fun of it... and you.
Nice to meet ya-- I'm Cynical Jo, self-proclaimed master of desensitizing the trials and tribulations of life.
Breaking Up- Ooooh my HEART HURTS! 
Single For Valentine's Day? Who cares! 
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