Kelly Contrary on HubPages

Hey, people.  Thanks for stopping by.  Although I've never met you and I can't see you, I know you've never looked younger and better.  Did you lose weight?  Pierce your tongue? Apply white-out to various freedoms in our Constitution?  Whatever you're doing, keep on doing it, as long as it makes you happy and you're confident that the sirens you hear on the street are not for you. 

All you need to know about me--

I struggle to turn on my computer without a step-by-step flow chart. I think Kindle is what you need to start a fire and Twitter is a nervous tick that makes strangers stare.

Good Morning, Good Afternoon, or Good Bowling, friend.  Nice to meet you.