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MadCowWritings spent the first 30 years of his life known as "The Rose-eating Clown" in a jaunting circus monster show. One and only night, after a display outside Butte, Montana, he was snatched by the authorities and chartered to the Area 51 Facilities. MadCowWritings cannot remember the succeeding many years. But somewhere around age 40, he discovered himself in a theatre in Iowa, and hop-skipped the next omnibus to Hoboken, Garden State. It was there that MadCowWritings, whose womb-to-tomb dream had been to write madly serious articles, cure the hard-of-hearing, learn how to skip rope, fell upon Hubpages...