Tim Falletti on HubPages

Fun facts:  I am 27 years of age.  I eat Cheetos like they are going out of style.  I love soda from fountains.  I have a blue stapler on my desk that says, "Get It Together Man".  I choose to reuse.  I sing in the shower.  I am tall.  I like your shirt.  It's funny.  I read a lot.  A lot.  Like more than you.  I am the coolest person you will ever meet.  I love well written things.  I hate spelling errors.  I don't get enough sleep.  I have horrible credit.  I like Smart Water.  I once ate a bug for 5 bucks.  I take Tylenol even when I don't have a headache.  I can say the alphabet backwards if you give me time.  I think clowns are scary.  I have a knack for saying things I should keep to myself.  I dislike people that think they are better than me because I am obviously better than them.  I used to have a collection of 7-11 Slurpee cups and used them as my dishes.  I have since grown out of that and use real glass.  I don't ever tie my shoes, I just slip them on.  I can spell "boobies" with a calculator.  I chew on straws.  I prefer the lights off in my office.  I burn easily in the sun.  I pack a mean punch.  I like monkeys that dress in human clothes.  I think my dog is a vampire.  I like Snickers.