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How do you, do my name is Sue. Now I'm a pretty easy going sort of Bunyip. (Bunyips can get nasty sometimes).

Now when I was born , according to mum, that was about 40,000 years ago . Give or take a few years. My dad ,may he rot in hell decided for some reason lost in the passage of time to call me Sue. Now that I have grown up to be an adult Bunyip and heard that beautifully touching song by Johnny Cash I am taking it on myself to track down that son of a bitch who called me Sue and make him pay.

In case you have forgotten the song , here is some words to jog your memory.

My daddy left home when I was three
And he didn't leave much to ma and me
Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
But the meanest thing that he ever did
Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."

Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
But I made a vow to the moon and stars
That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
And kill that man who gave me that awful name.

a tribute to J. Cash