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Until next hurricane season (or summer comes again, does summer ever leave Florida, John?) I am only a mere 7 X 7 years young (that would only be 21 years or 3 X 7 beyond a perfect number-the second one that is). I am happily married over (5 X 5) years and I am the lesser of 2 halves with three wonderful brats. Why are they brats you ponder? This is addressed/answered in one of my short stories.

I love to play ice hockey and I am a full professor (although I still eat; however, being mostly Irish and Canadian I have concluded my stomach is almost everything but Irish or Canadian, that would be by association). Does that mean I am really not Irish or Canadian? After all many people have informed me, with significant authority, that you are what you eat! I do not deny that my stomach sometimes rules me and I do not deny that I am mostly Irish and Canadian; however, if you are indeed what you eat, then I have definitely confused confusing (I think or do I?)...I do play hockey!

I am also a practicing psychologist...I must also mention that I only have "tree" or four fans (I believe "tree" in Russian is 3 for you "spelling" OCDs) and I consider myself the resident expert at maintaining a low - level of fan-base; I also am not funny ("daddeo you are so not funny"). This quote is from one of the 3 brats that I refer to as TACK (Texting Anonymous Candidates) or more profoundly (Texting Anon Candidates Kick) * ouch*!