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In my never ending search for my "one true love" I travel the many seas of the World Wide Web.

I do this under many guises in fear of my Nemesis, for I know not what evil he is up to. Henceforth he will be referred to as:-

***** THE CAPTAIN *****

that evil seducer of beautiful women.(mind you some ain't all that beautiful)

I do not fear for my own well being for I have a loyal friend who always has my back.(come to think of it he is always behind) known simply as :***** Ag *****

So I must press on armed with my trusty "Silver Shears" and seek:-

*** my one true love ***.

With Boomerang in hand and Didgeridoo firmly under my arm I mount my "Gigabyte Mother Board" complete with 4 extra usb Ports and AMD Chip Set firmly installed, and so aptly named "Golden Ram".   With Ag safely buckled up behind me ,off we go on the "World Wide Web" two wide eyed innocents naive to the vagaries of the world ,on our road to fame and fortune! (sorry, to rescue my one true love.)

Ho-Ho Silver Fox. Up and away!!!!!

Notice: In case you are worried, A.S.S. is an acronym for Australian Sheep Shearer. (but typying all those .'s is really giving me a pain in the a.s.s.).

*Acknowledgement* from the Editor: We wish to acknoweldge the prodding received from **** THE CAPTAIN *****. Without this prodding my Hairy ASS would not have come into being and mushroomed into the handsome and desirable thing it is today. *End acknowledgement*