newsworthy on HubPages

Newsworthy is a happy writer who found her way to HubPages by way of intelligent resourceful writer (hubbot), whereby she was invited to join in with other creative individuals to write about her favorite topics.

Now that you are here reading her profile, newsworthy thought that it would be a great idea to share with you - How She Derived At Choosing a Hubpages Username.  Please, grab a chair, a beignet, a coffee and relax for a few.  Maybe you will want to contribute.

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How She Derived At Choosing a Hubpages Username

To start things off, newsworthy made a list of different usernames that were motivating to her. As she began thinking about what tomorrow may hold for her writing, she thought about retirement and came up with writetoretire, 401kwriting and 401kwriter usernames, to name a few. 

Newsworthy had a lot of fun choosing usernames about retirement. It was easy and a hip experience with being creative, especially since the sky is the limit with choosing usernames here at hubpages, as long you follow the rules.

When choosing a username here at hubpages, newsworthy considered the fact that although her immediate goal is to write as many hubs as possible, she has to also write about topics that interest others. She thought that a well-crafted username is ideal for grabbing constructive words and interesting people.  Even though her real name mirrors the same ideal situation, sometimes writetoretire, 401kwriting and 401kwriter can have a better hook.

Once newsworthy had a list of usernames written down, she thought about longer-term goals. She began to hash out, with reason, why writing towards her retirement plan made sense. The conclusion was simple. She planned it this way so she would not have to rely on 401k.

But suddenly something happened.  Four hours after newsworthy gave merit to 401k usernames, a spark ignited. She abruptly began to heat up. The stoker seemed to poke at her. Before long newsworthy felt the wind leave her sail and the notion occurred to her that if she chose 401kwriter, 401kwriting or writetoretire as her usernames, she knew at some point she might get asked lots of questions about retirement plans.

While in her drive to succeed, when her adrenalin was raging, newsworthy thought of her step-mother and how she lost a whopping $350k of her 401k to a large, failed corporation. That’s right!  Down the drain! In the gutter! Adios Amigo, kick me! Bon Voyage Sucker! Save this! Climb what? Success is for what? Work here - die here! Those inconsiderate greedy mongrels that could care less about my step-mother’s 20 years on the job!! Not only her but hundreds of others!  Retirement plans?  What are they anyway, a scum disease that turns people into dragons and beggars? 

Newsworthy had to rethink using the retirement usernames. After careful deliberation over the fun she had, the niche narrowed down and three top usernames chosen, newsworthy breathed. She breathed again.

In the best interest of all parties,newsworthy squinted on the current state of the nation and changed her 401k username to protect the innocent. 

She is nowhere near retiring.

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newsworthy's mentions:

Proofreader: Louisiana House Of Representatives - House Bills, Session 2004

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Contributing proofreader:

--Grace, A Gift Of Love, a novel by Deborah Lynn

--From The Pit To The Palace, by Bridget Hayes  (currently proofing)

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Publications:

--Greater Baton Rouge Area Town Favorites magazine, Cuneyit Sutcuoglu, Editor

--Food Writing ezine, Pam White, Editor

--It All Changed in an Instant: More Six-Word Memoirs by Writers Famous & Obscure from SMITH Magazine, edited by Rachel Fershleiser and Larry Smith (coming soon)

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--Gambit Weekly, Ad Sales/Clancy Dubose, Editor

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--Winghill Writing School, Ontario 2006-07

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