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Here's a quick primer on everything you should know about paperphoenix:
1.) She's a refugee from the Hoosierland who lives in the Keystone State with her husband, a housemate and two utterly useless felines.
2.) When moving, she has been offered obscene amounts of money to leave her books behind, due to the sheer amount/weight of them.
3.) As a child, her dream job was to become a sound-effects technician for Sesame Street.
4.) Standing a whopping 5'3" tall, she's still waiting on that next growth spurt. Mind you, she's nearly thirty now, so it's not likely to happen.
5.) Over half of the socks in her drawer are knee socks, and she loves them dearly.
