What are the top 5 mangled song lyrics (think "Scuse me while I kiss this guy" for Hendrick's Purple Haze)?

I wanna rock and roll all night... and part of every day.

I'm a methodical KISS fan.

Benny and the Jets - He had electric boobs

Addicted to Love - Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove

Take the money and run - I swear they ran into a great big asshole

There are more...

Roberta Flack "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face..." parodied as: "The first time ever she sat on my face..."

The best and funniest mangled lyric I think is "Blinded by the light, revved up like a duce another runner in the night" mangled as "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche in the runner in the night"...LMFAO very funny.

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