Answer Man says
Fairies!
They are all the rage these days, and for good reason. Fairies are everywhere, and the question you should be asking yourself is: "Am I MYSELF a Fairy?"
How would you know if you were a fairy? Imagine being a fairy and not even knowing it!
To ensure you are aware of your fairy-hood or lack thereof, here is a test:
1. Look for wings. This is a dead give-away. If you have two large, butterfly contraptions on your back, that flap and flap when you just think the word 'flap' then chances are YOU are a fairy.
2. Do you think Tinkerbell is a good name for a baby? Then you are probably a fairy.
3. Do you have a little bag of magic dust that you carry around and sprinkle on people you wish to make fly? Do they run when they see you coming with your little bag of dust and do you say 'hey, I just wanted to help you fly with my fairy-dust!' Then you are a fairy.
So you see, it's not hard to figure out.
If you are a fairy then consider yourself amongst the elite of this world. Fairies have all the fun and they don't even have to bleach their hair blond.
59A Little Faerie Humour
This is in fact a joke article, I will post serious article on the topic later. I do in fact believe in faeries (Commonly spelled fairies) and I don't intend any offense in this hub. None of the pictures in... keep reading →
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