funnebone says
What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?
The 1989 Hide and seek champion
heidzelaine says
A man was outside tending to his garden one morning. His next door neighbor, a blonde woman, comes bounding out of her house and opens her mailbox. It is empty. Frustrated, she goes inside. A few minutes later the same thing happens. The third time the woman comes outside, her neighbor asks her "is something wrong?"
The blonde frowns and says "Yes... my stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail, but there's nothing in my mailbox!"
jzc says
When will a blonde go on the roof? When you tell her drinks are on the house! jzc
Christopher Dapo says
What do you call a brunette between two blonds?
Interpreter!
A bunch of blonds standing shoulder to shoulder?
Wind tunnel!
An old blond joke I know:
A cheerleading squad consisting of all blonds and a single brunette, were all headed by plane to the next big game. Along the way, the plane loses all but one engine and begins to plummet!
The squad is asked to toss their belongings...
Yet the plane is still going down...
The squad is asked to dislodge and toss their seats...
Yet the plane is still falling quite fast...
Now, the pilot comes over the intercom:
"Please observe the handles located above your seat areas. Please grasp the handles with both hands and hold on tightly, our last hope lies with me releasing the lower half of the plane!"
Everyone grabs hold and hopes for the best...
He drops the lower half of the plane...
....
But the plane is still losing too much altitude...
The pilot comes over once more:
"For the sake of the rest of us, one of you will have to bail out!"
The blonds, sobbing at the deadly predicament they face, look around at each other in horror...
"I'll do it."
The blonds look at the girl behind the voice...
...The brunette!
She lets go...
...
...And the blonds clap.
61Tell Me A Blonde Joke
Someone, mayhuri, if I remember well, asked a joke about blonde. Here is one! A blonde on the highway was waiting for a drive. A brunette stops and invites her to get in the car. She does it and they go... keep reading →
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