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How to kill a zombie

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Killing Zombies

The outbreak has happened, the undead walk among the living and their numbers are rising. The smell of rotting flesh is in the air and you are now all alone against the zombie hordes. How do you protect... keep reading →

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MatthewH says

Well think about it guys. You have the zombie coming after your brains. Why not go cannibalistic on him/her? Or rather if you just want to be civil and handle the zombie in the traditional way. Aka, sever the head from the body. Picture this.

You have about two hundred zombies...In a wide open field. You are also the owner of a Monster Truck. Woo Woo! Let's go run them over. Master fun for the whole family.

Just don't let them get the chance to do the same thing to you. Have you seen the new zombie movies? (They are getting more so intelligent.) Before long the zombies will be running us over with cars and trucks, shooting at us with Ak-47s. In that day I wish you good luck, I'm going to build a dome city under water.

Have a good laugh.

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How To Kill Zombies During A Zombie Survival

Imagine yourself in a situation where you wake up at midnight and notice a very mysterious feeling around you. You leave your bed trying to figure out the exact thing making you feel so mysterious. You go... keep reading →

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Lady_E says

Watch "Shaun of the Dead"..............

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jwmu311 says

Make it watch Late Night with Jimmy Fallon.

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How to Kill a Zombie

Canada is pissed because no one takes them seriously as a country. So what do they do? If you answered “genetically engineer Moose Flu and use it for biochemical war” than you’d be right. But, Canadians... keep reading →

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How to kill a zombie

You really cant "kill" a zombie.... Its already dead!! But you can disable it so that it will stop chasing after your brains... Fist off, you must choose a weapon. Guns are not even worth it, you will only... keep reading →

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HootNanny says

Why the most effective way is to remove the head or destroy the brain.

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How To Kill A Zombie Drawing by Wayne Tully 88

Zombie Survival: How To Kill A Zombie

How To Kill A Zombie Drawing by Wayne Tully  Zombies are them troublesome dead walkers that just get in the way of a good night out, they either want to eat your brains or have a quick nibble on your nuts,... keep reading →

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turegamer143 says

simply remove the head or destroy the brain its diffrent in all the movies but it seems that if you destroy the brain they dont get up

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