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Top Ten Reasons Not To Immigrate To Canada

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asked by kerryg 4 months ago

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Mr. Happy profile image

Mr. Happy says

1. You like guns.

2. You think the Maple Leafs might win the cup.

3. You think Canada is the 51st state.

4. You are not ready for "ehh" at the end of every sentence.

5. You like a proper "European" espresso.

6. You know how to drive.

7. You are looking for "fine-dining".

8. You are thinking of sky-scrapers ...

9. You are thinking Macaroni and Cheese topped with ketchup

was a bad joke.

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sneakorocksolid says

1. Hockeys better here.

2. Language issues.

3. Horrible fishing.

4. Women don't shave.

5. Mounties have poofy pants.

6. Why would you move in with your little sister.

7. Weak beer.

8. National bird is the Moose?

9. Men wear panties.

10. Too many Baluga.

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