Messenger_of_god8 profile image 58

last night god prooved to me that i am jesus reborn what do i do?

asked by Messenger_of_god8 2 months ago

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Hi-Jinks profile image

Hi-Jinks says

See a doctor and touch no one.

If you were Jesus, you would already know. That is the proof.

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goldenpath says

Firstly, this would not happen. He already has a body of flesh and bone and shall not be "reborn". Second, if you were Him you would not ask the question because you would already know.

I will not judge you, your question or even your "revelation". In answer to your question I would just suggest to go forth - and do what is right!

Interesting question!

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evolutoon_com says

Hide from the Romans. Oh and don't return any of Judas's phonecalls. Even if he owes you money.

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fizzylift says

Be careful. Jesus had some serious hang ups. (pun intended)

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T-Schultz says

Learn to capitalize proper nouns and the beginning of sentences.

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The Grey Wolf says

Seek out your nearest psychiatric facility and await further orders from the devine.

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Marcus D Mays says

Stop drinking that Jack Daniels! Stay off the druggs! And seek HELP quick!

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topgunjager says

Now you know why Jesus was killed, if you were there and Jesus claimed to be who he is you'd find it ridiculous too=)

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