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The funniest joke ever told was...

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The Koala and the Lizard 65

The Koala and the Lizard

Bloody Hell it's seems Iv'e always godda warn ewes abart somethin or udder. This ear joke's got a mention abart drugs (yawn) but no sexy bits mind. So if the mention of drugs off ends ewes nickorff and read... keep reading →

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Jokes: The Crunch Bird

This is a joke I've only ever heard once in my life, and yet I've never forgotten it. I hope you'll read it here and then share it with someone else. A man named Charlie was walking down the street one sunny... keep reading →

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svencill says

A young boy walks into a brothel holding a dead frog. He asks the lady at the front desk "Where is your nastiest most diseased wh***?" She points down the hall to the last door on the right, then asks "Why do you wanna screw her and what's with the frog?" So the boy says "I am going to screw the wh*** then I am going to screw my babysitter who will then screw my father who will screw my mother who screws the mailman who will screw our maid; and that's the B**** who ran over my frog!"

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The funniest joke ever told was...

This would be the hardest question ever... But my current favourite is this: Adam is talking to God and says: "Thank you for putting Eve on earth for me, please tell me why you made her skin so smooth" God:... keep reading →

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GooglePlex says

Man goes to the doctor and say's "Doc, I think I need glasses".

Man say's "You sure do, this is a Gas Station".

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Another One Of My Favourite Funniest Jokes

Two blonde women sitting in a bar over-hear a conversation between two men. They walk over to them and as they do, they hear one of the men say to the other: "I can't wait until NASA figures out how to land on... keep reading →

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The Funniest Joke Ever Told

Two hunters are in the woods, when one of them suddenly collapses. He wasn't breathing, and his eyes looked glazed. Thinking quickly, the other guy grabs his cell phone and calls for help. He shouts at the... keep reading →

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The funniest joke ever told was...

This is not only my favorite joke because of the joke, but also because it was told to me by one of my favorite girls in a dive bar that smelled like pee, and I was rolling my own cigarettes back then and we... keep reading →

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Jokes -- The Funniest Joke Ever Told

joke: jok NOUN: 1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line. 2. A mischievous trick; a prank. 3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation. 4.... keep reading →

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Bill Pugliano, Seattle Times 76

The Funniest Joke: Baby Polar Bear

Bill Pugliano, Seattle Times There was a little itty bitty baby Polar Bear, who said to his mother one day, "Mom, am I really a Polar Bear?" His mother laughed and playfully nudged him along with her head. ... keep reading →

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sameschker says

If you go to coolblondejokes.com you will find some of the funniest blond jokes. My favorite one was Blond Logic.

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10+ Funniest Jokes from India

These some of the funniest cartoons from Indian media. Of course, it is not directed at laughing at any particular community. So, do not take it seriously. Just for laughs. keep reading →

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One Of My Favourite Funniest Jokes

Alright, this is kinda rude in a way (has a few sexual comments in it), but it has to be put that way or it won't be funny (don't worry, I'll BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP out the naughty naughty words). I hope no one... keep reading →

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