10 Things That Teenage Guys Are Never to do With a Date at The Movies

The unacceptable behavior of teen guys is easily compared to Amazon apes.
The unacceptable behavior of teen guys is easily compared to Amazon apes.

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Boys in their teenage years and beyond simply cannot help it. They try, but always fail. Even the most-noted medical research scientists and psychologists have tried to study this teenage male dilemma, but never "get out of the gate" due to not knowing where this quirky behavior in teen boys has its origin.

This is the perfect couple. They are happy and content. But that is due to the guy never moving, talking, or giving-in to that mysterious affliction that affects teen guys.
This is the perfect couple. They are happy and content. But that is due to the guy never moving, talking, or giving-in to that mysterious affliction that affects teen guys.
Look at this girl. She how angry she is. Her date, this sly-looking guy has just acted foolishly and caused her to be severely embarrassed.
Look at this girl. She how angry she is. Her date, this sly-looking guy has just acted foolishly and caused her to be severely embarrassed.

Other bad things teen guys do . . .

This guy is a mastermind pranker. He didn't want the popcorn, just a chance to make everyone on his row have to squirm and slide around to let him out to hit the concession stand.
This guy is a mastermind pranker. He didn't want the popcorn, just a chance to make everyone on his row have to squirm and slide around to let him out to hit the concession stand.
Doing frog sounds in order for his date who fears frogs to slide closer to him.
Doing frog sounds in order for his date who fears frogs to slide closer to him.
Hey, sweetie. You best watch your side for your date is about to tickle it.
Hey, sweetie. You best watch your side for your date is about to tickle it.
Oops! This guy was busted doing one of the things a teen boy should never do with his date at the movies.
Oops! This guy was busted doing one of the things a teen boy should never do with his date at the movies.
He tosses his popcorn on purpose to cause his hot date to scream in fear.
He tosses his popcorn on purpose to cause his hot date to scream in fear.

Teenage guys suffer more than we think.

I should have told you right off what I was talking about, but I was too scared. This, for lack of a better word, "disease," in teen males is similar to barbaric behavior in Amazon ape shrewdness for the teen boys somehow just cannot maintain a mental discipline long enough to establish themselves as civil.

This "affliction" is serious, but not in the league of the Black Plague, but put yourself in the sneakers of any teenage boy who is on his first date with "the" hottest girl in the 10th grade. All of his buddies are jealous of how easy he got a date with this teen female goddess. In the time prior to him taking her to the local walk-in theater to see "The Expendables," he is the happiest he has ever been in his life.

So . . .mom and dad, if you do not want your teenage son so fall prey to this illusive psychological obstacle, just sit him down and read this piece to him. It is simply called . . .

10 Things That Teenage Guys Are Never to do With a Date at The Movies

10.) Burp as loud as a whale emptying its blow-hole.

9.) Slipping his arm around the hot girl's shoulder just to tickle her in the side.

8.) Spewing mouthfuls of soda at the people in the row in front of him.

7.) Trying to sneak a quick kiss from his hot date, but belches the chili dog he had earlier.

6.) Acting mature, but as soon as his date is well into the movie, he tries to put his hand up her skirt.

5.) He starts gently kissing her neck, but forgets (momentarily) his date's name and exclaims, "Julie!"

4.) Acts nauseated so his pretty date will go with him to his car just so he can make-out with her.

3.) He starts inhaling the scent of her hair then foolishly gets his wad of chewing gum stuck in her hair that took her most of the afternoon to fix.

2.) Falls fast asleep then begins to snore with a sound as annoying as hearing someone's stomach churn after a big dinner.

1.) Lifts the right side of his butt into the air and passes nauseating gas to get a laugh when those around him start asking, "Man, who brought their pet elephant to this film?"

Let me know how your son reacted to this material. It could mean all the difference in a well-rounded guy and a doofus.

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Dana Tate 17 months ago from LOS ANGELES

These are truly somethings teenage guys should never do and the number 1 was definitely at the top of the list. Hope they listen and learn, you know how hard-headed teenage boys can be.


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DWDavisRSL 17 months ago from Eastern NC

I was such a gentleman on our first date to the movies that my high school girlfriend thought I didn't like her because I hadn't tried anything.


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kenneth avery 17 months ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

DWDavisRSL,

Are you serious? This would make a terrific hub. I mean it. She thought that you did not like her because you didn't try anything. Now I have heard it all.

Thanks, my friend for your wonderful comment.


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kenneth avery 17 months ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Dear Dana,

No argument here. I was hard-headed when my dad would lecture me, but my mom talked to me. There is a difference.

And the dates I DID get, I was too overjoyed to do anything like the things in this piece.

Ahhh, good times.

Thanks, my dear friend for the visit. Come back anytime.

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