20 Quotes By Romance Author Amanda Firefox

1. “Love is a drug. It really is. I don’t care who you are, if you’ve got a line on the good stuff, the real stuff that isn’t full of crap, it consumes you. You become it.”

2. “Love is love. Sex is... heaven.”

3. “Love without romance? Try sex without the touching. That’s really it.”

4. “Credit card debt. Debt of any kind. Friggin’ scam. Didn’t Jesus say ‘fuck that’ to interest on loans? Didn’t he shake some shit up in the credit world? Why are we paying 28% in a so called ‘Christian country’ again?”

5. “I took singing lessons once. The old bat told me I sounded like a dying cat at the bottom of a tin can. So I took lessons from a guy. Two kisses later, he told me I had the voice of an angel. That’s love. That right there. That’s what it can do to you.”

6. “I learned a long time ago that you really have to demand what you want out of life.”

7. “My dream job? You mean, besides marrying a millionaire and writing porno scripts for laughs? I dunno, maybe be the madam of a brothel? Could be a lot of fun.”

8. “If you haven’t heard the sound a kilt makes when it hits the ground at the foot of a marriage bed... you haven’t lived.”

9. “It’s true. Geeks and nerds really do make the best lovers.”

10. “The worst lovers? Married men.”

11. “If you ever need a reminder of how awesome you are, just ask. I think everyone is awesome. I think the garbage man is awesome.”

12. “Sex in the rain... ooh yeah. Sex on the beach not so much, but sex in the rain, mmm. Definitely.”

13. “Flirting’s like sex. It can be satisfying and fun, but only if you do it with the right person.”

14. “Never ask a hitman if he has ever hit on a man. Chances are, you aren’t going to like his answer.”

15. “If you love someone, and they don’t love you back, it can be like an infection. It just eats you up from inside.”

16. “I did a lot of playing around when I was young, a lot of playing around. So when love finally did hit me, it was like getting hit with a brick. A load of bricks.”

17. “The best lay I ever had? Oh man. Have you read my writing? It’s all there.”

18. “I don’t think anyone really truly recovers from their first time. Heart and hymen, they’re never the same after they’re broken!”

19. “If men are from Mars, then women are from everywhere. We’re all over the place.”

20. “I learned early... If you don’t have anything intelligent to say, you should probably keep your mouth shut until you do. Gives them the illusion that you’re smarter than you really are.”


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Ladybird33 7 years ago from Georgia USA

Excellent quotes! thank you.


Joseph 6 years ago

Very cute stair it more up


Collins 5 years ago

Stiking comments and realistic ones


paul munyi 5 years ago

so interesting keep up.


Brian daido 4 years ago

Its so lovely... Am gon try havn it in rain...


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Perspycacious 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

Generally perverse comments on sex without commitment, love, or genuine caring.

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