32 Things To Never Say To Your Girlfriend
Relationships can be a tricky thing, and honesty is very important in relationships. But really, how honest should you be? Sometimes its better to let certain things remain unsaid and just hope for the best. Here are 47 examples of things that are best...well...left unmentioned.
1. "You know who has the prettiest smile? The girl behind you."
2. "Yes, that makes you look fat"
3. "You ate the WHOLE THING?
4. "I have a romantic attraction to blenders"
5. 'Would you be into doing stuff with a blender?"
6. "You sound just like your mother when you say that"
7. "I don't know about 1st, but you could definitely place in the top 10 in a beauty pageant."
8. "So I was playing dungeons and dragons....
9. "Did you fall from heaven? That must be how you messed up your face."
10. "Yeah, cool story babe. Anyways..."
11. "Your hair looks like a badger attacked it."
12. "You smell like old mac and cheese. That's super hot."
13. "Your eyes are the color of toilet water."
14. "My idea of a romantic dinner? I don't know...taco bell or something?"
15. "What was your last name again?"
16. "Whoa...this is a relationship?"
17. "Why can't girls be more like guys?"
18. "No more movie dates? But now I have to (gasp) find ways to make conversation!"
19. "You remind me of this dude I used to hang out with."
20. "Oh. (Sigh) It's you."
21. "Sorry, I can't go. I've got a...thing."
22. "Love is a very strong word."
23. "So I was on the internet last night, and I got this great idea!"
24. "So, I'm not sure if I should tell you this..."
25. "You know what's really fun and rhymes with Golyamorous?
26. "There's some good news and some bad news..."
27. "I love it when you go for the trashy stripper look!"
28. "You're like a meal at Denny's. You're not that great but you're pleasantly familiar.
29. "I probably couldn't go a single day without you. Okay...so that's an overstatement, but..."
30. "You know, your face is beautiful. But it's also blocking the TV. Can you move it?
31. "You're almost just what I've been looking for"
32. Do you have to try to be a nag or does it happen naturally?
Have something else you should never ever say to a girlfriend? Leave it in the comments below. Thanks for reading!
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