5 secrets you should never reveal it your wife
It is always pleasure to share everything with your better half, but there are few secrets which you should never reveal it to her. It will be the greatest mistake if you do so.
My boss is a ‘gay’.
It is great to talk about your office stuff with your wife. It will ensure the trust between you and her. Still there are few things which are not relevant to her. Your boss could be a gay or a bi but what it has to do with your wife? Do you think how it will be when your wife meets your boss at a party or some get-to-gather? Or if you are just late to finish your work at office, do you know what your wife imagines?
Ouch. Don’t even let a word out.
Am I like Shane, cheating on wife? I’m PERFECT.
That will be the end of Shane. Do not try to show your self up by putting your friend down. Though you think you are just revealing it to your wife, Not to Shane’s; the next minute the whole world will know about it. Your wife would be happy to be a messenger and spread these kinds of gossips. You will lose a good friend too.
My ex called me today.
She could have called you for an emergency or just to check how you doing. Don’t you really know, what will happen if you tell this to your wife? Still you want to share this with her, be ready for the long questionnaire.
Is she calling you everyday? Is she trying to renew the relationship? How long you were on the call? All of a sudden why she remembered you? Did you try meeting her? What all she said? etc. Never ending questions.
I’m faithful; I’d even give you my e-mail passwords.
Tattattaaaang.. You are digging your own grave. It is not a wise decision to share your e-mail passwords not only with your wife, but with anybody. Women have great analytic skills. They will just read all 11237 mails which you received from the day you signed up in a single day. As soon as you return from office, you will have to give your explanation on the spam mail about Viagra medicines which sent by Dr.Sexy Sheila or the picture you took two years before in office tour with your lady colleagues.
Honey, bear with my weaknesses.
As soon as you get married, we know you love to expose yourself. You like to make your wife clear about your character and personality. Stop there. Don’t ever go and confess about your weaknesses. You might not know, women have a separate dictionary for men’s talk which gives ugly meaning for whatever you tell her.
- Once in a while I smoke and have a beer – I love to drink and smoke all day. Beer and cigarettes are your twin brothers.
- Sometimes I watch porn – I’m addicted to sex, I want to try some experiments with you.
- I’m emotional – I’m a ‘mommy’ boy, I cry a lot.
- After my ex left me, I was disturbed for sometime – I was MENTALLY ILL.
- I love soccer – I don’t even care if you happen to die while I watch soccer in TV.
- I prefer it to be neat – I want you to clean it everyday.
- I'm a bit short tempered – I'm a monster at times.
- I flirt with girls just for fun – I’m a PLAYBOY.
So be careful with what you say. It will take sometime for her to understand your personality but let it happen naturally. Don’t force yourself in explaining everything in words and fall in trouble. Handle it cautiously.
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