50 Things Women Want Men To Know

Communication is crucial...

Communication between women and men is crucial for understanding each others needs.
Communication between women and men is crucial for understanding each others needs. | Source

Attention Men: This is your resource guide to help you understand women.

Will women and men really ever fully understand each other? Probably not.

Both genders are amazing and offer their unique perspectives to a relationship.

Wouldn't it be nice if we had the chance to actually comprehend what our partner is saying?

Whether it's with action or key words that are on the sly and not actually straight forward.

I hope you take these useful tricks of the trade into consideration.

Men and women might never fully understand each other, but the important thing is that we never give up trying.

Disclaimer: This list is all in fun, yet factual. A sense of humor and an open mind is required before proceeding to read.

Feel free to share your tips and tricks of the trade in the comment section below.

Rekindle the flame or get burned...

Rekindle the flame on occasion to keep the love alive!
Rekindle the flame on occasion to keep the love alive! | Source

What Women Want Men To Know...

  1. Contrary to rumors, gossip or however else you might have heard it...we don't read minds. We are not psychic. If you want or need something you should ask. We prefer not to assume.
  2. Get yourself acquainted with "The Look." You were probably familiar with this practice while you were a child and your parent gave you "The Look." Well this gesture never goes away. So prepare yourself and as always have an escape plan ready.
  3. Trust us multi-tasking is possible. Take baby steps...if you focus hard enough you could do two things at once. Follow up with three and work up to ten.
  4. Fact: Women get the last word. There are no ifs, ands or buts. Consider the alternative if she doesn't. Not worth the hassle.
  5. Proceed with caution when you hear the words "We need to talk"
  6. We will always ponder why Menopause, Menstruation and Mental Breakdown all begin with the word MEN. Any insight on this dilemma would be appreciated.
  7. When you are tongue tied for a response, "Yes, Dear" always seems to work best.
  8. Even if you burn a meal we will still eat it because you prepared it.
  9. Bodily sounds are not acceptable and blaming the kids or pets doesn't work.
  10. Partners might be the "last to know," but when we find out you best run for the hills because your life as you know it will never be the same again.
  11. Fact: A cocky, know-it-all attitude truly gets you nowhere.
  12. When a women asks "Does my butt looks big?" DO NOT PAUSE, just answer QUICKLY. There is never a rewind for this moment.
  13. Using a cute kid or adorable puppy as a decoy to attract women is a great plan and works! Just be sure you have permission to use either if they aren't yours. Bail is not part of the package.
  14. When women say "I'll consider it" just forget you asked because chances are the answer you want won't be flowing from her mouth.
  15. Fact: Watching the movie Brokeback Mountain will not make you gay!
  16. There is nothing unmasculine about asking for directions while driving. It's more honorable to ask and arrive at our destination safely.
  17. FYI: Common colds have a duration of 5 days. You are not doomed or dying. Nonexistent whining would be appreciated or at least keep it to a minimum of a few times per day, not hourly. Further proof why women give birth.
  18. It's OK to share your feelings, concerns, worries and it's OK to cry. Please don't sob as often as Speaker Of The House John Boehner!
  19. Being competitive is fun. Being overly competitive makes us want to kick you in the nuts.
  20. FACT: PMS is the real deal. There is no way around it. You can't avoid it. Yes, you should walk on eggshells. On the bright side...PMS doesn't last forever and we will be back to normal in a few days. Just imagine PMS as a hurricane. The storm is approaching, the eye of the storm causes havoc. There is always sunshine at the end of a storm.
  21. We appreciate that when we are singing off-key to our favorite songs that you don't ridicule us. Even if we ridicule you.
  22. FACT: Size really doesn't matter. It's how you use it that does!
  23. Playful flirting with other women is OK. Just remember whatever you can do we can do better!
  24. We appreciate you trying to always solve our problems. Just keep in mind we usually don't want you to, we are just venting and most likely the remedy is already in the works.
  25. FACT: Playing dress-up with our clothing is a major concern that should be addressed.

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More Things Women Want Men To Know...

26. Some women are OK with you having a good friend of the opposite gender. Just don't let those some of us down.

27. Heads up: You should never, ever spend more time in front of a mirror then us. Ever.

28. FACT: Over-inflated egos and an abundance of self-confidence is a total turn-off.

29. Substance abuse of any kind is unacceptable, unless we are also abusers. If so, we should plan a trip to rehab pronto! Enablers aren't healthy for a relationship.

30. We appreciate it when we feel appreciated since we do appreciate you and mutual appreciation is vital for a healthy, appreciative relationship.

31. FACT: We do have the capability to retrain your brain. The left and the right side. Also everything in between.

32. We don't watch sports with you just for the eye candy. We actually like sports also. It's amazing to watch a touchdown happen during the 9th inning of the Stanley Cup Finals and a hole in one while watching a basketball game! Yep, no eye candy for us.

33. WARNING: Never, ever touch that last piece of chocolate. Ever. Never. Ever.

34. Going shopping with us gives you extra bonus points.

35. Texting us with bad news is a major reduction in points.

36. If you truly love your family you will have yearly medical physicals. Excuses never apply here.

37. Don't expect us to always be the conversationalist. On the flip side, do not talk as much as a woman. There is a gray area. You could find it.

38. FACT: Surprise gifts are always welcome.

39. If you should have a complaint, follow it up with a compliment. That makes the difference between a "lucky" and unlucky day!

40. Forgetting a birthday or anniversary is equivalent to 3 months of hard labor. We advise against it. Always have a back up plan to remember. Consider a tattoo on your forehead.

41. FACT: We don't really look at the size of your feet or hands.

42. You seriously didn't believe #41, did you???

43. We realize you'll never be perfect because in reality perfection is boring. But we will continue to try to mold you into near perfection.

44. Just like you need your space so do we. So we will agree to disagree that we both need space and during this "space" we will question why we actually wanted space.

45. FACT: "I have a headache" is not curable with Tylenol, but is with a cold shower.

46. Cold shoulders are not something we like to give, so try not to bring one on.

47. Scratching your private body parts is unhygienic and should never be done in public. Adjusting yourself also falls into this category. Get a room.

48. Yes, common sense is something we all have the capability of acquiring on a daily basis.

49. Contrary to what you've heard "swearing" is not a tool. So there is no need to use curse words while tending to chores.

50. FACT: You will never fully understand women, but never give up trying.

Treat a woman like the shining star she is...

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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

Hahahaha...... This is fabulous! I can't pick a favorite because there are all soooo true!! I laughed all the way to the end. Now I am wiping my tears. Thanks, have to share it :)


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DanaTeresa 4 years ago from Ohio

You have done it again. This is a great list! I love how you incorporate info with teasing and warning. Fun to read. Plus it got me thinking about all of the little quirks men and women have. I should print this out and give it to my boyfriend with a few of these highlighted! :)


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Jools99 4 years ago from North-East UK

Linda, just superb! One of your best yet. I have laughed, grinned and smiled all of the way through this one :o) Most of these meant something to me though I am actually more competitive than Steve but he's used to it now.

Voted up, shared, pinned, tweeted n Liked - can't say fairer than that!


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

This is awesome Linda, a great contribution and companion to my hub! You did great! I was cracking up the whole time! LOL Excellent, couldn't of done better myself! :) Voted up and across the whole board! And sharing :) One thing, however, can us men please play dress up?! LOL


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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

Some of the points are amusing but most of them are thought provoking. I loved your approach about gender perspective: Both genders are amazing and offer their unique perspectives to a relationship.


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Janine Huldie 4 years ago from New York, New York

Agree with them all and especially #17. My grandmother always said let one man give birth, seriously she was a smart woman! But really loved this and sharing and voting it up!!!


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi LaThing! I'm glad you could relate and enjoyed this hub. Don't forget to check out Josh's hub also!:) Thanks for your comment.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Dana, That's how I always roll...a bit of a warning with a touch of humor. Just being Sunshine! Good luck with your boyfriend. He might want to read Josh's hub himself!:)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Julie, OUCH to Steve! He better back off! Haha! Thank you for all the shares! :))


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Josh, I'll have to disagree about the Dress-Up! Sorry!! Thanks for the fun Hub Duo! Looking forward to our next time around with another hub challenge!! I really enjoyed your compliment hub!:)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Thank you Vinaya for sharing your thoughts. I always appreciate them.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Janine, My Mom always used to say "this is why men weren't chosen to give birth" whenever she heard a whining man. She said it jokingly of course. I think. Thanks for your comment!


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Haha, ok no dress up for me :( Yes the Hub Duo was great! Until next time! :) Your hub was great as well!


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Janine Huldie 4 years ago from New York, New York

No problem, glad to help. Sounds like your mom and my grandmother were of the same mind on this one.


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christin53 4 years ago from UK

Absolutely love it I think all men should be made to read this :)


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b. Malin 4 years ago

This should be Printed out and put on Everyman's Wall, Young and Old. Loved the Last one! You have done a Great Service to All who read this Today, Sunshine. All my Votes to YOU!


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ChristyWrites 4 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

Awesome Sunshine. While I laughed at some of the points, other ones had me nodding, and yet others caught me off-guard! A great list. I read Josh's as well and there are a great duo :) Vote up and share too.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Josh, You got it! Hub Duo's are not only a challenge, but they are also entertaining.

Janine, Great minds think alike!:)

Christin53, Thank you kindly. I'm glad you enjoyed my list!


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Thank you b.! I'm all for printing this and Josh's hub out and sharing with all men and women! The more the merrier :)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Christy, I caught you off-guard? Was it the size issue? The feet, hands? Regardless...Yay my purpose was served! :))


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Haha @ printing them out! Too funny! Linda, we could start a huge following and make money, and publish books, and give pep talks, and hold seminars. and....ok I am done :)


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carter06 4 years ago from Cronulla NSW

Yay Sunshine I've been waiting for this...#3 & #16 help I need patience with...Oh the time I could save:) well done josh!

Your the man!! Fantastic hub, lot's of votes...cheers


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K9keystrokes 4 years ago from Northern, California

Brilliant! You and Josh really made my day today, Linda. #6, 13, and 15 are among my top favorites. Great stuff!

HubHugs~


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teaches12345 4 years ago

I am stamping this "approved" and sending it to Washington for inclusion on the Bill of Rights. Watch out for the "we need to talk", usually followed by -- I'm sorry (by men).


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TToombs08 4 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

Awesome hub, Sun! And I LOVE Laura Bell Bundy! :) VUMS!


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Levertis Steele 4 years ago from Southern Clime

This is one to add:

We are aware that styles come and go and come again, but please use common sense about them. Most of us may not be ready to see our men in skirts, blouses, and heels! If we want someone who looks like us, we would have gotten the real deals--women--not fakes. We want genuine men! Opposite sex means "opposite." Please do not say that we wear pants. Yes, we do, but we wear feminine pants.

Concerning #26: I would be cautious about this one because all cheating begins with good friendship with the opposite sex. If the good friend is a lifetime friend, then, maybe that is acceptable. Never tolerate too much time together. That's not good either.

Great hub!


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fpherj48 4 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

Hey SS!! OMG...funny, funny FUNNY!! I positively love this. It is so so true, every last tip! My favorite? #32.....followed closely by #33 (not just numerically! lol) and #15 comes in third!!lmao!!

You come up with the best damned lists! I am positive that Dave has had this memorized from Day One.....

Carissa is so outrageously beautiful!! Gosh...how proud you must be of your 3 sweet & lovely ladies! UP++ I know, I know......like mother, like daughter....of course!


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handymanbill 4 years ago from western pennsylvania

I am still learning. I can't figure it out. But I think that is what makes it interesting. Relationships are always different. Good hub.


Poetic Fool 4 years ago

Hey, Linda! Very, very funny. I should print this out and carry it around in my wallet.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hey Josh! Think BIG! I like that! :)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Carter! Josh and I appreciate you reading our hubs and thank you for your comment!:)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Thank you India! You selected some great choices!! I appreciate your support!:)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Teaches! The Bill Of Rights! That's AMAZING!! I'll accept that stamp with a smile and a fist bump!!:)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Terrye! I thought you would like Laura Bell Bundy...If anyone could whoop a guy into shape it's her! Giddy On Up!! Thanks for your comment!!

Levertis, Thank you for your additions to my hub! Men everywhere will appreciate your input. Well done and thank you!!


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi my Effer! Dave actually gave me a couple of tips and the idea for Christina's video. My man is da man!! I like your choices! Rock on Effer!:)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

HandymanBill, I hope these tips helped and didn't confuse. I don't intend to make matters more difficult. We are always available with answers if you should have any questions!!

Hi Rick...A copy in your wallet is a great idea! You never know when this list would come in handy!!:)


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Angelme566 4 years ago

Very well said...these all are my shout ,screams and whispers hope they heard all these ...and i super love this line...Treat a woman like the shining star she is...

This is an excellent hub...Voted and shared ! Good day !


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Docmo 4 years ago from UK

Nobody does lists like sunshine. No-bo-dy. Smart, insightful, funny and intelligent. Its the real deal. absolutely loved this list. I think I'm ok so far - I did watch brokeback mountain and liked it for the emotional intensity of Annie Proulx's story. I do listen and I like shopping! do I pass? And stop teasing us with that gorgeous daughter of yours, we know she is taken. And we know the mother is too. drat.


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yssubramanyam 4 years ago from india, nellore. andhrapradesh

woman needs dignity, respect besides accommodative nature. man must try to understand a woman, before he understands what he is ..good hub..mother is a woman..feminine..nature too..


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remaniki 4 years ago from Chennai, India

Hi Linda,

Very entertaining. Loved it from start to finish. Liked everything especially the 3 words starting with MEN-what a strange coincidence! Just like many here have said, the list has a whole lot of value too. Lovely hub! Thanks. And your daughter is very sweet. Sharing it across for the benefit of my friends on HP. Cheers, Rema


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JKenny 4 years ago from Birmingham, England

Wonderful Hub Sunshine, gave me a nice chuckle on a rather dreary British summer's day. I've recently fallen in love with a very special girl, so I'm making a checklist of these as we speak hehehe...


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jpcmc 4 years ago from Quezon CIty, Phlippines

I've known my wife for 16 years and we've been married for 5 years. I know what you mean with the look. But I still have to master the subtle changes in facial tensions. And yes, when id doubt, Yes dear is a good answer - in my case it's Yes, Love.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Angel, I appreciate you sharing your thoughts. Women are shining stars...I think that's one thing we could all agree on.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Docmo, Compliments will get you everywhere! Of course you pass!:)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

yssubramanyam...I appreciate you sharing your thoughts about women want men to know.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Rema, Seriously when do all three words begin with MEN? There must be a reason? Hopefully one day we'll find out. Thank you for your comment and my daughter thanks you also!:)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

JKenny! Congratulations on your new relationship. Wishing you all the best!!


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Jpcmc, Thank you for sharing your thoughts...I appreciate them. Your wife is a lucky lady. "The Look" is not something to reckon with.


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rfmoran 4 years ago from Long Island, New York

Good and funny stuff. My favorite is when I'm asked "Should I wear the black shoes or the brown?" I respond, "the brown." Whereupon I am asked: "What's wrong with the black ones?"


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alocsin 4 years ago from Orange County, CA

For confirmation of #4, we have only to turn to episodes of "House Hunters" on Home and Garden TV. When couples buy a home from three choices, it's usually the woman who gets her way, no matter what house the man wants. Voting this Up and Interesting.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

rfmoran, The brown or black shoe would apply to both genders...I've done that countless times! Good one!!! By the way I was born and bred on Long Island. Some friends of mine were just discussing Long Isand Deli's and Pizza Places on Facebook!:)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Alocsin, I've never seen House Hunters BUT I've heard my friends and family members and myself talk! :)


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Injured lamb 4 years ago

This is really a well done job Linda, agree with you especially love these...6,10,11,20,28 and 46, haha...hope these won't make us too "overbearing" and "demanding"...cheers Linda!


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

InjuredLamb, Women overbearing and demanding? Never. Ever. Ever. Ok, maybe some of us. Thanks for your comment:)


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Haha, I will not enter into that argument @ Linda and Injured Lamb...Just kidding :) Once again, wanted to come back and say awesome job Linda! :)


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Anamika S 4 years ago from Mumbai - Maharashtra, India

Wow! I find myself agreeing to almost all your points. Hub voted up and shared on FB. Btw, your daughter is as pretty as you. She has an infectious smile! Now we know where she got her beauty from...


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unknown spy 4 years ago from Neverland - where children never grow up.

Yahuu Yahuuuu!! this is brilliant Shine! hahaha i love it


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Alecia Murphy 4 years ago from Wilmington, North Carolina

Great hub! I think this is on the money. #20 is something I wish we could fully explain because it seems like so many men don't get the concept since they can't experience it.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Anamika, I'm glad to hear you could agree on some of these points. Thank you for the compliment. Much appreciated.

Hi M, I think you might have enjoyed this hub! Haha!:)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

I agree Alecia. If only they could experience it for at least one day then maybe they could understand PMS better. Great comment!


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Olde Cashmere 4 years ago from Michigan, United States

I loved this list Linda! So much truthfulness with a touch of humor throughout. Thank you for sharing these useful and handy pointers. Voted up, awesome, interesting, and useful :)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Thanks James for your comment and votes! Truth mixed with humor makes for lessons to be learned by all in an entertaining way.


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Just stopping by to say great job again Linda! This was such a blast, I thoroughly enjoyed partnering up with you HUB DUO partner! :)


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rajan jolly 4 years ago from From Mumbai, presently in Jalandhar,INDIA.

An awesome list Linda. About the no 6 point on this list. I think all the 3 things affect us men, therefore.... Just a thought..hehe.

Up all the way. Shared on HH.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Very good thought Rajan!!! Could that be why the three of them start with MEN? Hmmm. Possibly not, but it could make us wonder. Thanks for the share and for fun comment!


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Josh...Hub Duo! :)


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Denise Handlon 4 years ago from North Carolina

FUNNY! So right on ... loved it.


Sueswan 4 years ago

Hi Linda,

"WARNING: Never, ever touch that last piece of chocolate. Ever. Never. Ever." Especially when we are PMSing. LOL

Your daughter is a beautiful young lady.

Voted up up and away

Take care :)


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marcoujor 4 years ago from Jeffersonville PA

Dear Linda--

A perfect accompaniment to Josh's hub on the guy's perspective... you are truly a dynamic duo!

I am so grateful that amidst the funnier thoughts you included the importance of medical check-ups and taking care of themselves in #36.

Having just met sweet josh, I have invited him to 'play' a role in my series... here's hoping!

Great and a smile maker-- Voted UP & FAB. Hugs, Maria


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Denise! I'm glad you enjoyed the list!:)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Sue! I knew others could relate to the chocolate tip. It's a fact...never, ever touch it! :)

Thank you for you comment and compliment to my daughter!:)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Maria! Josh and I are The Dynamic Duo who create Hub Duo's...We have limited time, but we try our best to bring humor to all. I'm looking forward to his interview with you!:)

Yes, good health is gift we could give our loved ones.

Thank you for your comment.


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lindacee 4 years ago from Southern Arizona

What a hoot! Love the ones about multitasking (my husband is incapable) and the word "men" in menopause, menstruation and mental breakdown -- makes you wonder, doesn't it? IMO there is a direct correlation! Voted up, useful and, of course, funny! You made my morning!


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drbj 4 years ago from south Florida

This awesome list should be required reading, Linda, for any gentleman contemplating a relationship, engagement or marriage. Way to go, girl.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Linda! I totally agree! I was just talking to someone today about men and multi-tasking and HE also agrees that they aren't as good as women are. On the flip side they are better at some things than we are. It evens out :)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hello drbj, Thank you for your comment and visit...always appreciated!


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poojasd7 4 years ago from India

41,42 LOL LOL LOL

Also, men should not complain about women being so talkative. If they do, then better be prepared for silent treatment ;-)


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schoolgirlforreal 4 years ago from USA

Yes sunshine it would be great if we could understand each other! Lol!!

#3 is cute. I always thought Christina was way more talented than Brittney.....

#4 is very true. And also, he needs to leave the house when you're pissed.

Take space.

#16, #17- and if I have a cold..you can still kiss me lol,

#20..yeah and if he keeps track of it, he might know even before we do, in case we forget, why we're being biatches, ok nuff said.


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auenni 4 years ago

this entire hub sounds quite misandry to me. for example 'the look'. maybe the writer can explain what that means? not everyone can interpret phases like that and i am not sure whether the writer wants to help men with their women or just write what she likes


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

poosjasd7, My thoughts exactly! No one wants the cold shoulder. Women don't enjoy giving it and men don't enjoy when it happens. It's best to keep shoulders warm at all times:)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Schoolgirl, Great picks! I so agree about Britney and Christina. Christina has the voice and Brit had the moves. I'm glad you enjoyed my tips. Gotta love the men and their sense of humor. Thanks for your comment.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi auenni, No "misandry" here of any kind. If you read the disclaimer before you proceeded with the tips you would have realized that.

"Disclaimer: This list is all in fun, yet factual. A sense of humor and an open mind is required before proceeding to read. Feel free to share your tips and tricks of the trade in the comment section below."

If you aren't familiar with "The Look" be very thankful. "The Look" has been around since mankind. Parents give it, mates give it and even teacher give "The Look" no words are ever needed with it.

Anyone who knows Sunshine knows that she spreads love, not hate. I hope you understand this article better now. Thank you for your comment which enabled me to explain myself to the ones who don't get it.


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Ruchira 4 years ago from United States

haha...I am laughing out loud while reading this entertaining hub of yours. Now, My wish is that IF my man would consider some points from here...lol

beautifully written and it's loud and clear, my friend.

over to read Josh's hub.

voted up and sharing it across


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Mellonyy 4 years ago

Great article Sunshine625! I also write on this subject. Thumbs up !


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Ruchira, Feel free to print out the list and share it with your man. I'm sure he'll find the humor in this compilation of tips:)

Thanks for your comment!


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Mellonyy, I enjoyed your tips on dating hub! Well done!


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josh3418 4 years ago from Pennsylvania

Linda,

Just dropping by to spread the hublove for the awesome flip side hub! You did great here, so I decided to stop on by and laugh again!


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Cogerson 4 years ago from Virginia

Wow that is a huge amount of feedback for this hub....congrats on a wonderfully written hub and congrats on how popular it has been on HubPages. Lots of funny items in this list....my favorites being The Look, #50 we(the guys) can never give up and #32 your sports knowledge is truly impressive....voted up and interesting.


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thelyricwriter 4 years ago from West Virginia

Sunshine, awesome article girly! This list is so true. Wish I could have found it 10 years earlier though! So funny, but so TRUE:)


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ThoughtSandwiches 4 years ago from Reno, Nevada

Linda,

Heavens...where to start?

#4--I will invariably allow her the last word but will typically mutter something under my breath about number #20. #32 was awesome...I'm still giggling!

Thomas


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Lovelovemeloveme 4 years ago from Cindee's Land

You are my idol! I love this hub! thanks soo much

fav #'s : 23, 30 , 31, 40 hahaha


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MartieCoetser 4 years ago from South Africa

Oh, this is hilarious and so TRUE! Stressing 50 things women want men to know is not as easy as it sounds. You are brilliant with this type of lists.

LMAO for: "Playful flirting with other women is OK. Just remember whatever you can do we can do better!"

Voted up and awesome!


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bac2basics 4 years ago from Spain

Great great hub..I really enjoyed it. My darling husband died many years ago and I miss him every single hour almost of every single day. However, he did once really take the biscuit when he rang me from work to ask what colour eye´s did I have...can you believe that one !! apparently he had been trying to describe me to a colleague ( we all worked at the same place) and rang to ask me that question. At first I thought he must be joking but he wasn´t. When he arrived home some hours later I was not in the best of moods and asked what on earth he was looking at when I thought he was gazing at me tenderly during intimate moments. His reply was that at such close range and without his glasses on , he couldn´t actually see very much anyway...this did nothing to placate the situation because he must have looked at my eye´s a million times with glasses in place and from a distance..hmmmm. He was very good at the " yes dears" though, and also had a great saying which was " I wear the trousers in this house....If that´s all right with you dear" Despite all that I loved him immensely and he was the only man for me ...ever. Great hub and a big vote up.


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Cogerson, I thought you might like my sports knowlegde. It's not just about the eye candy! Thanks for stopping by!:)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hi Lyric, This hub is evergreen...someone could always use it. No expiration date!


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Thomas, That was a great start and end to your comment!:)

Hi Loveme, Thank you. I appreciate the compliment and your comment!

Hello Martie! I was also LMAO when I wrote that one! It's the truth, why should we hide that fact!:)


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

bac2basics, Thank you very much for sharing your story. I hope someone learns from your experience! Much appreciated.


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yssubramanyam 4 years ago from india, nellore. andhrapradesh

appreciable content. i am very much pleased. lovely hub/


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Joanmaynard 4 years ago from St Kitts

HaHaa!!! I loved it. Men all over the world need a copy of this article. Now let me go and see the 50 things that men wants usto know...


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Dancilla 4 years ago from El Paso

This hub made my day. Made me laugh, I really enjoyed reading it. This is one hub that I voted up!


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Life as a Blog 4 years ago from Austin, Texas

Awesome! "Yes, Dear" is definitely my new go-to response :)


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thebluestar 4 years ago from Northern Ireland

LOL and I did all the way through. I even found that my other half had a tendency to many of them especially #21, which he always does. I loved this hub and the different styles it showed between men and women. My own special no no is "Don't ever compare my cooking to your mothers, otherwise go home" Do you relate? :) x


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ignugent17 4 years ago

Very funny ! I really enjoyed reading it.

Thanks for sharing.

Voted up and more!


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mjkearn 4 years ago

Hi Sunshine

what a fabulous find and fantastic great must have and print checklist hub.

Awesome, inspiring, not what I was looking for but definitely what I need.

Love the butt tip and yes I fail every time but I do tell my partner that she has sexy buns front and rear.

The bodily noises, yep fail that too and trying to blame our recently rescued black lab isn't working either.

The piece de resistance of course is the "never understanding women but keep trying".

Love this and must work harder at implementation.

Thanks for writing this and giving us males a well deserved kick in the ass.

Awesome hub. Voted up, ticked and shared.

MJ.


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shiningirisheyes 4 years ago from Upstate, New York

This is one of the best hubs I've read in some time!!!! I can not pick out one favorite as they are all TRUTHFUL AND HONEST!!!

So glad to have found this profile page as I have thoroughly enjoyed the endless laughter produced by this awesome hub!

Voting up and sharing.


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Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

Sunshine, I'm sharing this hub on pinterest and facebook.


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ahorseback 4 years ago

"YES DEAR ", I Pushed all of the buttons *$&# lol................awesome , funny too .


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Docmo 4 years ago from UK

I miss me some Sunshine so I came back to learn from the wise Master. I ma wiser now. But not necessarily smarter!


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D.Juris Stetser 4 years ago from South Dakota

Fantastic article - witty, amusing, often right on target!!

Voted Up, and all the options. oh, and Sharing, for sure....


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Sunshine625 4 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

yssubramanyam ~ Joanmaynard ~ Dancilla ~ Life as a blog ~ ignugent17 ~ thebluestar ~ mjkearn ~ shiningirisheyes ~ Vinaya Ghimire ~ ahorseback ~ docmo ~ D.Juris Stetser

Thank you all for your useful, witty and thoughtful comments!


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StephSev108 4 years ago from Atlanta, GA

Thanks for an awesome hub. I voted up.


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soconfident 4 years ago

Very funny some of these I found to be useful and funny.


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azure_sky 4 years ago from Somewhere on the Beach, if I am lucky :)

Roflmao!!! After reading Rolly A Chabot's "50 Reason Why Men are Men"....he provided me with the link to your hub here. I loved all 50 of them! Upped it, and clicked across the board! Now...I'll have to go and read Josh 3418's hub as well! Thanks for the laughs :)


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Moesky 3 years ago from Amsterdam

And I thought women didn't want us to understand them!

Must admit though, when I finally sussed number 24 it took a load off my mind... and back.


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Sunshine625 3 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Thank you for your comments Steph and Soconfident!

Azure, I'm glad you enjoyed making the rounds from Rolly's hub, to mine and then to Josh's.

Moesky, #24 is crucial to remember! :)


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DDE 3 years ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

The understanding of both genders can be complicating to the point and very true.


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Sunshine625 3 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

I agree DDE!


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mary615 3 years ago from Florida

Every male should be required to read this Hub! Men will never understand us gals, and I don't think we will ever understand them either.

Great Hub. Voted UP, etc.


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Trinity M 3 years ago

LOL! Love this Linda! Of course when I asked my husband “Does this dress make my butt look big?”, his answer right off the cuff was, “Of course not dear, it’s your butt that makes your butt look big, not the dress…” I’ll be forwarding this hub to him ASAP! :)

Voted up and funny!


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ImKarn23 3 years ago

i LOVED this - period!

who knows even where to start - there is no favorite - they are ALL hilarious!

i love to laugh, Linda - thank you for this spicy, unique hub!

You're AWESOME!

voting up and sharing forward...


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HaileyAdams 3 years ago

Awesome, hilarious hub lol, women are so unpredictable, there should be a numerous tomes book on women's behaviour.

Here is a jokes that makes me laugh every times i think about it:

British scientists finally figure out a secret "what a woman want", but she change her mind. ahahahahahah


ooquendo 3 years ago

Awesome hub. Voted up.


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Sunshine625 3 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Thanks Y'all for sharing your thoughts!


Michael perry 2 years ago

31. Is false we just don't do it in front of you.. Dangerous if you try to change us too much. You'll be with someone you don't even know anymore.

35. Depends in situation. Sometimes notification is all that's required..major stuff is best to call. Good rule for both sexes

39. Depends in whose wrong, if your wrong I'm right I don't have to sugar your ego. Woman up just like men have to.


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Sunshine625 2 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Thank you for sharing your POV Michael Perry.


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fpherj48 2 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

LOL.....2nd time, 3rd time....This is one of your hubs that causes laughter no matter how many times it's read!!! I guess we call this an "evergreen" hub.....LOL........loved this again!


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Sunshine625 2 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Hey Effer! Welcome back! :)


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Emmyboy 2 years ago from Nigeria

I am not impressed - most especially with this statement: "We appreciate that when we are singing off-key to our favorite songs that you don't ridicule us. Even if we ridicule you."

To me, this 'harmless-looking' statement sums the whole problem with women!


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Sunshine625 2 years ago from Orlando, FL Author

Thanks for your feedback Emmyboy.


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fpherj48 20 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

This brings back memories! It's time you graced us with another of your fabulous & famous lists! How about 50 reasons why women are always right!!?...LOL. We just can't say these things often enough, can we? Men need constant reminders,,,,,,,Love this hub. Love Effer


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Sunshine625 20 months ago from Orlando, FL Author

Good idea, Effer...I do miss my list hubs, I'll have to create one again...soon! :)


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tsadjatko 20 months ago from maybe (the guy or girl) next door

Now this is a ruse if I ever saw one.

Speaking as a man who has been to Venus (and Mars) investigating just why the genders can't communicate I have to tell you this is written solely for women. No real man can get past number one or maybe two before he starts experiencing deja vu, then anxiety coupled with confusion resulting in a blank stare and further reading without comprehension. DO NOT try to get your boyfriend or husband to read all 50 without providing immediate medical assistance experienced in symptoms of PSD.

Any man who manages to read even one of these 50, I guarantee you, in his mind the first word he will utter is "but" followed by something like, but I did and that didn't work, or but I tried but, or but that's what I want her to know about men, but....but....but.

So men, don't fall for this, it's a trap. 50 things is too much by 49 for any man to absorb, the goal here is to totally overload your mind and render you helpless to ever say to any woman the words...NOoooo, I don't want to!


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fpherj48 18 months ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

And again! I don't care what anyone says! Some things are well worth REPEATING!!! LOL


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DzyMsLizzy 18 months ago from Oakley, CA

Hahahahaha!! Very good. I especially like #18! Too funny; too true!

Voted up +++


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Sunshine625 17 months ago from Orlando, FL Author

#18 is a good one! :)


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Sunshine625 17 months ago from Orlando, FL Author

LOL! Repeat as often as needed, Effer!

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