60 Ways to Keep your Girlfriend

Ready? Set...Go!!!

  1. Be a gentleman: open her car door, doors to buildings, pull out her chair, let her go first (i.e. ordering dinner or drinks)

  2. Be honest.

  3. Be nice to her friends.

  4. Be on time.

  5. Be patient.

  6. Be reasonable.

  7. Be understanding.

  8. Buy her a dozen roses and you might get lucky. ;-)

  9. Buy her a single rose.

  10. Call her back when you say you will.

  11. Carry the shopping bags.

  12. Change her oil and pump her gas.

  13. Clean (it is okay to pick up a broom every now and again).

  14. Comfort her.

  15. Compliment her (i.e. appearance, accessories, and accomplishments).

  16. Cook dinner (a romantic one with candles is a plus).

 

Flowers make her feel special.
Flowers make her feel special.
A nice meal is sweet.
A nice meal is sweet.

Consistency is the Key!

  1. Eliminate stalkers and potential stalkers.

  2. Get her personal products (I think you know what I mean. If not, get your mind out the gutter).

  3. Get rid of the exes.

  4. Give her a massage.

  5. Help fold laundry.

  6. Help with the kids.

  7. Introduce her to family.

  8. Introduce her to your friends.

  9. Keep a job.

  10. Learn her hopes and aspirations.

  11. Learn to compromise.

  12. Let her choose the music in the car.

  13. LISTEN to her.

  14. Protect her.

  15. Remember her birthday.

  16. Remember her name (first, middle and last).

 

Share responsibility.
Share responsibility.
Help her relax.
Help her relax.

Show some Love

  1. Remember to treat her like a Queen.

  2. Remember your first anniversary date and/or wedding date.

  3. Run her bathwater with bubbles.

  4. Say what you mean and mean what you say.

  5. Send her an e-card.

  6. Send her flowers to her place of work.

  7. Show her you care and/or love her.

  8. Spend time with her.

  9. Take her on a vacation.

  10. Take her to a nice restaurant.

  11. Take her to the park for a picnic.

  12. Talk to her about any and everything.

  13. Tell her you care and/or love her.

  14. Tell your friends about her.

  15. Trust her.

  16. Write her a love note.

 

Notes are personable.
Notes are personable.
She is royalty.
She is royalty.

Mistakes you may regret...

  1. Do not always suggest you go to her place or she come to yours; create a balance.

  2. Do not be a pushover.

  3. Do not be clingy (she does not want a bug-a-boo).

  4. Do not be so cheap that you only take her to eat off the $1 menu.

  5. Do not be so cheap that you only take her to the $1 movie.

  6. Do not cheat.

  7. Do not make her drive everywhere.

  8. Do not stare at other women.

  9. Do not take advantage of her kindness.

  10. Do not treat her like a maid.

  11. Do not try at all.

  12. Do not try so hard.

© 2009 ZJM None of the work written here may be reproduced, distributed, performed, publicly displayed, or made into a derivative work without my permission.

Don't ruin it...
Don't ruin it...
She's not your maid or your mother.
She's not your maid or your mother.

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Comments 19 comments

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chillingbreeze 7 years ago from India

Ahhh.. lovely, precise and truly awesome hub :)

Cheers!


ME 7 years ago

is this rly gunna wrk? it looks too easy


6 years ago

it really is THAT simple. Too bad so many guys still can't seem to handle it.


Chelsea 6 years ago

I wish guys would understand all of this. Its so simple.


Glenn 5 years ago

good to hear that me eliminating exes, stalkers and potential stalkers is right :)

Sometimes me and my gf argues that a guy is only befriending her. But my manly instincts says otherwise XD


Fahad 5 years ago

I'm surprised that I do such things. But still she does't expose her love.


thebig1 5 years ago

i do that and it don't work shitheads


zack 5 years ago

tru tru glenn


Beaman 5 years ago

This article is about how to become a mat for her to rub her feet against. Make her miss you, don't make her take you for granted, keep on the flirting with other girls (but don't cheat!), don't let her turn you into a castrated wussy and most importantly, make her understand that you can still go on without her.


Mike 4 years ago

just started a relationship on christmas night. biggest thing is don't try at all. and don't be clingy. like never text. if she text you one words, don't text back. call once maybe a day. make her miss you. your stomach and depressed stage wants to see her, go with that gut feeling and then that leads to desperate obsession. i struggle with this still..


anonymous12345 4 years ago

Mike, your comment is right on the money, and I feel you, it really is hard at first... but that DOES mean you are trying hard... who can understand this eh?


doc 4 years ago

haha remember first, middle and last name. Yeah great tip.


Jarrod 4 years ago

Know when to be an asshole and be the man of her dreams that's all it is right there cuz every girl falls in love with the guy that treats them like shit in hopes that they can change them cuz women love trying to change a man and they also dream every night what the perfect guy is. If you can find a perfect mix of that you can keep whoever you want forever broke up or not for the simple fact women cant seem to reason how you can be both and they will constantly try and figure it out. You can even set a schedule be a ass every wednesday an probably still wont notice the pattern just try and figure out why you being mean.


sam 4 years ago

wow that really works in fact today i asked a girl out and she said yes! so happy


Burdman ! 4 years ago

Really ? If I do all of these things , What will she do for me ? To much give and not enough take will turn into something unwanted for both parties .


joseph 4 years ago

I've done all this and I don't understand what I'm doing wrong


Tronix 4 years ago

Wow that's amazing we need to treat our ladies in a more special and remember to maintain the status coz Luv ends wen one stops caring. I just find these tips so useful in any r/ship


Anonymous 4 years ago

Very good, my girlfriend loved it. Good advice from anonymous12345. And remember, don't be to clingy, ask her questions every now and and again, and HOLD HER HAND. You would laugh at the number of girls I've lost due to not holding their hand, (19 girls!!).


shaniebananie 3 years ago

i just told my boyfriend

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