7 Gifts GUARANTEED To Put A Smile On Your Wife's Face

THIS LOVELY LADY COULD BE YOUR WIFE . . .

ON VALENTINE'S DAY. JUST BY GIVING HER SOMETHING YOU MADE BY YOURSELF. TALK ABOUT GOOD LOVING. YOU ARE IN FOR A ROMANTIC NIGHT, BUDDY.
ON VALENTINE'S DAY. JUST BY GIVING HER SOMETHING YOU MADE BY YOURSELF. TALK ABOUT GOOD LOVING. YOU ARE IN FOR A ROMANTIC NIGHT, BUDDY.

Happy Women Men Thanks To Men Just Making Their Wives A Gift

WANT TO BE A HAPPY HUSBAND? MAKE YOUR WIFE HAPPY FIRST, THEN SHE WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY. IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
WANT TO BE A HAPPY HUSBAND? MAKE YOUR WIFE HAPPY FIRST, THEN SHE WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY. IT'S THAT SIMPLE.
"I DID IT," EXCLAIMS THIS HAPPY GENT WHO HAS JUST HANDED HIS LOVELY WIFE A BOUQUET OF WILD FLOWERS THAT HE PICKED HIMSELF.
"I DID IT," EXCLAIMS THIS HAPPY GENT WHO HAS JUST HANDED HIS LOVELY WIFE A BOUQUET OF WILD FLOWERS THAT HE PICKED HIMSELF.
THESE GUYS ARE HAPPY BECAUSE THEY LISTENED TO ME AND GAVE THEIR FEMALE COMPANIONS A HOME-MADE GIFT.
THESE GUYS ARE HAPPY BECAUSE THEY LISTENED TO ME AND GAVE THEIR FEMALE COMPANIONS A HOME-MADE GIFT.
WHEN A WIFE IS A HAPPY WIFE, EVERYONE IS HAPPY.
WHEN A WIFE IS A HAPPY WIFE, EVERYONE IS HAPPY.
SEE THIS LOVELY SMILE ON THIS LOVELY GIRL'S FACE? YOUR WIFE WILL DO THIS IF YOU FOLLOW MY ADVICE.
SEE THIS LOVELY SMILE ON THIS LOVELY GIRL'S FACE? YOUR WIFE WILL DO THIS IF YOU FOLLOW MY ADVICE.
HAND-PICKED TULIPS MAKE A PERFECT GIFT FOR YOUR WIFE ON VALENTINE'S DAY.
HAND-PICKED TULIPS MAKE A PERFECT GIFT FOR YOUR WIFE ON VALENTINE'S DAY.

Married guys, I've heard your moans of torment at having to find, pick out and then buy your wife a nice Valentine's Day gift. I've been where you are at. I understand. Thus, "I" can better help you with your quest to put a smile on your lovely wife's face this year when Valentine's Day rolls around.

If you had to count up the money you have spent on Valentine's Day gifts for your wife, or even girlfriend over the years, how much would you estimate it to be? A lot? A whole lot? What, a boat-load? Wow, that's smarts. But I am not condemning you for being so lovable and noble as to spend your hard-earned money to make your wife happy. What married man in his right mind wouldn't do the same?

But fellas, I am about to expose a hidden-truth to you. A truth that is going to blow this entire Valentine's Day Gift-Buying Quest wide-open. The lid is coming off and hopefully, you guys can benefit from the information that I have labored to uncover. Not as much for myself, but you, the male members of our readership. You deserve a break, guys, when it comes to getting "the right" gift for your wife. Is she hard to buy for? Is she a picky woman? That makes no difference because what I am about to share with you, will change your entire perspective on spending lots of cash, or using a credit card to give your wife the perfect gift on Valentine's Day.

Are you ready to learn? I know. I sound like an infomercial, but I am excited. So excited that I skipped my popcorn snack for lunch. That, male friends, is excited.

Now get out a pen and paper to jot down the following "7 Gifts GUARANTEED To Put A Smile On Your Wife's Face on Valentine's Day," or if you have a printer, never mind. Just hit print and read this in your relaxing recliner with a cup of fresh coffee.

I will start with the "least" gift in "love points" for you, ending with the number one. Most-explosive. Adorable. Cute and cuddly Valentine's Day gift to make your wife literally devour you on Valentine's Day. I might caution you to be careful. Some of these gifts may cause your wife to lose all judgement and inhibitions and attack you. I warned you.

#7 VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

make your wife a gift. Did you read that? Make her a gift with your own two hands. Did you ever stop to think that when you were dating her, the most-romantic night you had was when you stopped the car and gave her a wooden cat or dog that you had whittled out of cedar? I know what I am talking about. Wives love this stuff. Especially when you attach a feminine red ribbon around whatever gift you make. Believe me, guys. This is dynamite.


#6 VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

make a call to her very-best girlfriend that she has lost touch with over the years. Call her and hand the phone to your wife and enjoy how her eyes light up with happiness simply because you, Mr. Thoughtful, cared enough about your wife to run-up your phone bill calling Information countless times to find her best friend. I know. You are amazed. But keep reading.


#5 VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

if you do buy your wife a box of fine chocolates, jewelry, or even a dozen red roses, this gift will just add to the hot night of loving that is in store for you. Sing her a song. You do not have to sound professional to be good. Your wife, like most women, appreciate things that fire-up her emotions. And buddy, this gift will do that. If you can manage a few chords on guitar, that will even better. Hey, a Spanish troubeadour's hat would make your image complete. And this, hold on to your seat, a song YOU have written just for your wife. We may not see you for days when you give her this gift.


#4 VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

find a poetry reading in your hometown that is scheduled for the evening nearing Valentine's Day. Tell your wife that she deserves some culture in her life, not just stuck watching Eli Manning and The New York (G-Men) whip The New England Patriots in Super Bowl 46. She will at first, think you are up to something when she sees you dressed in slacks, saddle oxfords, cardigan sweater and smoking a pipe, but go ahead and take her to this event. I promise you that taking her to a poetry reading and a bottle of fine wine in the evening under the stars in the park, and she will love you like an inferno.


#3 VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

give your wife a full-body massage. Complete with scented oils that will refresh her mind, body and soul. This, guys, is not rocket science. Just casually lead her to the bedroom where you have lit a few romantically-scented candles, put on some Kenny G, and when you begin to gently-but-firmly massing each muscle of her muscles filled with stress, well buddy, here is where I exit. This is way too fiery for me to witness. This is a powerful gift, men. Use it with care.


#2 VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

give your wife the night off. You do the cooking, but cook only what she likes. Leave your nacho's, pigs in a blanket and wings, your football menu, behind. The night belongs to her. And you can add to this romantic event by dressing in boxer shorts, red silk with white hearts, and a white chef's apron. She will go nuts when she sees you preparing her favorite: Angel hair pasta, garlic bread and cheese puffs. I wish I could stick around and chow-down with you two, but duty calls. Have fun. FACT: I read somewhere that women think it's sexy to see a man wash dishes. Just think what cooking for her will do.


. . .and now, the

#1 VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT

give your wife the entire Valentine's Day weekend off. I mean all of it. Do not allow her to get out of bed. She can sleep-in, lounge around in her bed, read magazines, and what will you be doing? Cleaning the entire house--vacuuming, dusting, doing dishes, washing clothes, curtains, cleaning the bathroom, rearranging the furniture and when she needs a snack, bring it to her with her favorite beverage. If she needs to use the bathroom, make sure it is the one away from where you are doing your "labor of love," for if f she sees you at work, YOU WILL NOT GET FINISHED.

Happy Valentine's Day, guys. Good luck.

And thanks for reading this hub.



JUST LOOK AT THIS PRETTY GIRL LAUGH

HER COMPANION HAS JUST GIVEN HER A HOMEMADE PANDA BEAR THAT HE FASHIONED WITH HIS OWN TWO HANDS.
HER COMPANION HAS JUST GIVEN HER A HOMEMADE PANDA BEAR THAT HE FASHIONED WITH HIS OWN TWO HANDS.

GUYS: DO NOT PANIC. WIVES DO NOT EXPECT YOU TO BE PERFECT NOR A PERFECT VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT.

So just do what I do. My best. That's it. Finished. Case closed. But do take extra-care when you make her a gift, write her a poem or song, or whatever you do, do it from your heart.

This, my good buddies, is what she really cares about. Your gift being from your heart.

Take my word. I've had plenty of experience.

Kenneth

THIS LOVELY WOMAN HAS JUST LEARNED

FROM HER GIRLFRIENDS, THAT HER HUSBAND IS GOING TO TAKE HER ON AN OLD-FASHIONED PICNIC WITH CHEESE, BREAD, AND FINE WINE. NO WONDER SHE IS LAUGHING AND SMILING FROM PRETTY EAR TO EAR.
FROM HER GIRLFRIENDS, THAT HER HUSBAND IS GOING TO TAKE HER ON AN OLD-FASHIONED PICNIC WITH CHEESE, BREAD, AND FINE WINE. NO WONDER SHE IS LAUGHING AND SMILING FROM PRETTY EAR TO EAR.

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laurathegentleman 4 years ago from Chapel Hill, NC

Kenneth, this is GREAT. I'm not married, but I can state with certainty that any wife would LOVE these ideas! Men need to know that we really aren't THAT complicated - we just like a reassurance that you care, and a little extra attention on Valentine's day! A+!


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cclitgirl 4 years ago from Western NC

Hehehe...I find your hubs to be quite refreshing there, Kenneth. Lots of neat ideas. Is it bad my hubby and I NEVER go out on Valentine's day? We wait til the weekend and take our dog hiking. Hehehe. Voted up. SOCIALLY SHARED, too. :)


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Mark Pitts 4 years ago from United States

Thank you, and right on time!!


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Turtlewoman 4 years ago from California

Kenneth, what a fun hub to read! I will take a homecooked meal and a hand-made stuffed panda over an expensive gift any day!...er unless it's a new car. Kidding!


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nextgoodthing 4 years ago from Miami,Fl

Hi Kenneth, I loved your list; specially the number one valentine gift... only not sure how much my husband will enjoy it valentines, after reading your hub! lol


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

THANK YOU SINCERELY . . .laurathegentleman! That comment really makes my day. I appreciate it so much. Glad too, that you liked these ideas that do not cost a fortune. Hey, guys! USE ANY ONE OF THESE and make Your Wife or Girlfriend Smile 24/7 on Valentine's Day.

Thanks again, Laura.

Kenneth


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

hi, cclitgirl, take your dog hiking? That is a novel idea. And camp out while your hubby croons to you in the moonlight. Hey, don't laugh. Old Fashioned is making a comeback.

Thanks a Million,

Kenneth


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

You, my friend, are VERY WELCOME, Mark! Enjoy. And thank you for stopping by. Come back anytime.

Kenneth


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Hi, Turtlewoman,

the panda and pasta would be harder to manufacture, but a new set of wheels is hard to beat. I will let your companion make the call.

Thank you for the sweet comment.

Kenneth


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

nextgoodthing....thank you kindly for your comment. #1 is a super-Valentine's Gift or Christmas gift too. I just realized something. The girl in the lower photo with bicycle is wearing heels! And how in decency's name does she ride the bike???? Can I pick 'em for what? LOL. Thanks so much for your visit.

Kenneth


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michiganman567 4 years ago from Michigan

Funny and useful. I enjoyed your comments under the pictures. Thanks for helping all of us guys out.


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hoteltravel 4 years ago from Thailand

Excellent timing kenneth. You seem to know a lot about how to make women happy without spending much. #1 on the list sounds great, but it comes with obvious traps as you have pointed out. Voted up and interesting.


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breakfastpop 4 years ago

What a wonderful list! Now get the word out there to all the men who haven't a clue!


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Maddie Ruud 4 years ago from Oakland, CA

Kenneth, I always knew you were a softie. I did a full-on, "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" reading all the sweet suggestions you put together.


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Kristeen 4 years ago from Michigan

The massage would be a great gift for me! I'll have my husband check this out!


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PurvisBobbi44 4 years ago from Florida

Kenneth,

I voted awesome, and these would be good for single women also. And yes, I would rather have a moonlight picnic after riding horses down a country path into the wooded night; with someone special for Valentine's Day, than almost anything.

But I still like Pearls and Diamonds.

Bobbi


Sueswan 4 years ago

Hi Kenneth

You are so kind and thoughtful to share these tips that are sure to put a smile on a wife's face and her Husband's too.

You always put a smile on my face.

Voted up up and away!

Have a good day my friend.


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Just Ask Susan 4 years ago from Ontario, Canada

Kenneth,

I think I'll email your hub to my husband in case he has not thought of something to do for Valentine's Day. I love all your ideas here especially #6.


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Hi, michiganman,

YOU are most welcome, my humble friend. We guys need all the help we can get because the ladies, as pretty and loving as they are, plus intelligent, are mysteries to be unravelled. Ive yet to unravel ONE.

Have a good day.

Kenneth////////////ps: Thanks for your input. A lot.


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

hoteltravel, thank you, my friend, but I should have pointed out that not all "hotel travel" is expensive. Should have written to get on Travelocity and check out the least-expensive, but romantic hotels in the guys' areas and take the wife for a night of dancing, dinner, walk by the shimmering lights in the fountains (if available) and snuggle back into their "safe haven of love," in the motel of their choice for THE ENTIRE WEEKEND. Where is that Traveling Gnome when you need him?

Kenneth/////////////ps: thank you also for your comment.


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

breakfastpop, sure will do that. I will make sure that my guy friends who are having problems getting the perfect gift for their companions will come out "smelling like a rose," this Valentines Day.

Thank you, dear friend, for your comment.

Have a safe weekend.

Kenneth


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Dearest Maddie,

that one response alone, your, "A-w-w-w-w," made publishing this hub worth it. Thank you. I can just imagine you saying this. Thank you again. And guess what? These things actually WORK. I may run a counter-hub later, "7 Gifts GUARANTEED To Put A Smile On Your Husband's Face," just to be fair.

What about that one?

Kenneth


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Hi, Kristeen,

that would make me happy for you to get your husband to give you a massage, but it has to be a case of him "wanting to" do that. Most husbands resent doing things like this. Can't figure why. When they were single, chasing their now-wife, they would do most ANYTHING for them. Another mystery.

Have a good day, Kristeen.

Kenneth


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Dear Bobbi,

I understand every word of your comment. So, with a heartfelt gesture, please accept my "Cyber Picnic, Red Roses, Soft music and a few trillion stars above," to look at this Valentine's Day. This is as much as my magic will work. Sorry.

Be good. And visit with me often.

Kenneth


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Dearest Sueswan,

"Thank YOU SINCERELY, for your lovely and caring response." "I try to do what I think is right for the ladies, first, then the husbands. Common courtesy is never scolded. And YOU always make me smile also. You have a nice and happy Friday. And visit me as much as you like.

Sincerely, Kenneth


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Hi, JustAskSusan,

Thank you very much for your sweet comments. They made my day. Honest. #6 is my fave too. Your husband may just want to do some of these tips. They are more fun than I let on in the presentation. Have a wonderful Valentine's Day, JustAskSusan. I appreciate YOU very MUCH.

Your friend,

Kenneth


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catgypsy 4 years ago from the South

Very good ideas, Kenneth. You have a romantic soul! your wife is very lucky!


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StephanieBCrosby 4 years ago from New Jersey

My, my, my am I jealous. I wish my husband found this hub. I still hope he comes across it for future reference. But I had a good Valentine's day because my children were their funny, crazy selves and my husband and I got out for dinner and dessert for the first time in...what was I trying to calculate again?

Great advice Kenneth.


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

DEAR catgypsy . . .Thank YOU for your wonderful comment. Sometimes yes. Sometimes no. But I can truthfully say that I have tried. And will continue to try. I hate losing.

Thanks again for your words that make me feel like writing again.

Kenneth


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

LOL, Stephanie! No need for envy. I just am a soul that came from the Old School where guys cherished just a look from a pretty girl. We, the old guys, used to dream of just getting to talk to a girl. That's all. Take my word for it. THOSE LIKE MY FRIENDS AND I, ARE LIKE T-REX . . .extinct. Except for me. I have connections on Jurassic Island.

Kenneth

PS thanks again, Steph. God bless you.


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HaleyMCruz 4 years ago from California

I really do love your ideas on how to pamper a woman (but maybe that's because I am a woman). So with that in mind, I loved all of your ideas. You got good stuff here. Voted Up!


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kenneth avery 4 years ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Hi, Haley!

Thank you so sincerely for your nice remark. And that is seriously what I mean. I have had my day made by YOU. Thanks. And if you arent a follower, I invite you to do so. I would love that.

Have a great weekend.

Kenneth

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