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Adult Babies

Updated on October 13, 2009

Babies have more fun...

Unless you're a Jerry Springer addict, are embroiled in the Kink Community, or posses some other congenital moral disorder, you've more than likely never even heard of Adult Babies. Well get ready to lose a little more of that rosy cheeked innocence friends, or stop reading now, because strangely enough, this entire article is about the Adult Baby phenomenon.

The term adult baby is a fairly self explanatory one. It's an adult who dresses and behaves like an infant. That's right, diapers, bottles and all, some of them even go so far as to seek out lactating women and, well, you can probably figure out the rest.

Interestingly, not unlike many submission type fetishes, this kink is quite popular among the corporate, political, generally all round large and in charge set. So if you're feeling a little intimidated by your boss, or perhaps if you have to give a speech to the joint chiefs, don't use the cliched technique of imagining them in their underwear, imagine them in diapers instead, its what they're probably doing.

What does an Adult Baby do for fun?

Well, an Adult Baby generally does the same sort of things that a real baby likes to do, which means playing with toys, sitting in over sized cribs, being bottle fed, and soiling their diapers. They are tended to by 'Mommies' or 'Daddies who take care of them (sometimes in the case of Mommies in return for a fee, Daddies tend to be out of luck in the cash flow for fetish department, so do it more for the love of it, speaking of which, it's quite amazing how inventive some fellows can be with where they put a baby bottle... (don't blame me, I saw it on the Internet))

I'd like to try being an Adult Baby, how should I go about it?

If you're male, then many professional Dominatrices offer adult baby services. You may also be lucky enough to find a woman who will indulge your fantasy within the context of a romantic relationship, however these women are highly sought after, so be prepared to sweep her off her feet before she lifts yours in the air to change those Pampers.

Why, oh god why?

Many adult baby enthusiasts cite the enjoyment of being able to completely relinquish control, and all the social programming they have been saddled with over the years. They find it relaxing, rejuvenating, and by all accounts, a great deal of fun. And before you make fun of the forty year old guy with a pacifier in his mouth and a giant diaper swaddling his ass, just ask yourself if you have the nerve to follow your desires like these people do.

I think Jesus said it best... Let those without kinks cast the first laughs. Adult Babies are people too, in fact, probably the people that own your ass 90% of the time. Try and spot the Adult Babies around you. It could be your drill instructor, your high school principal, the uptight CEO of your Fortune 500 company, the bank manager who shook his head at your inability to manage your credit and denied you that loan, anybody.

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