Advice To All Young Girls In A Hurry For Sex.

Straight talk to avoid

large curved bellies

and babies vacuumed into


O++O O->+O

Patience is a virtue

patience will not hurt you

patience won't desert you

O+ +O O-> +O O-> +O

*Haste makes waste

* of the future you could have had

*Haste makes waists

* no more tight jeans and sleek looks

*Haste makes weights

* huge belly to carry around and then

*a minimum of six pounds, two ounces

*to carry on your conscience forever

*Haste makes waits

* when he never calls, or comes around because

there are other girls to conquer!

If he can't keep it in his pants then what makes

you think he is only going to keep it in you!

The only blue balls that truly exist are what smurfs bowl with

If you condone it

then condom it

lest you be condemned

O-> +O O-> +O O->+O O->+O

*soul-lutions that won't

spoil your life

*I can remember many hours

of just kissing with a girl

long, deep, soulful kisses

breathtaking, and intense

moments that I still cherish

and that have stayed with me

longer then any one night fling

with some girl whose name I no longer know

"Yes I admit shamefully that what was there

for the taking got took!!"

"We practiced safe sex, and were lucky

but there were many others I knew who didn't

they got safety pins, disposable pampering

and lonely one parent homes."

But the sweetness of those kisses,

all those delicious innocent kisses

are still fresh on my mind

and the thoughts of what could have been

will keep them there till I am eighty

Thanks for listening

go perfect your kissing

then later it will be

the only thing your missing!





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Ralph Deeds 7 years ago

Killjoy! :-)

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Frieda Babbley 7 years ago from Saint Louis, MO

lol love ralph's comment. Wonderful play with words. MFB

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William R. Wilson 6 years ago from Knoxville, TN

LOL this is a good one MFB!

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WannaB Writer 5 years ago from Templeton, CA

It's about time someone told it like it is. Would you happen to have a daughter?

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