Similarities between Men and Dogs
The Saying, "MEN ARE DOGS"
As a woman, I have many of times heard a man being called a ‘DOG’, but have never actually taken the proper time nor have I given proper thought to how true this may actually be, until recently. The similarities are astounding and I now I fully understand the meaning behind the saying, “Men are Dogs”.
FACT ONE-To Understand a Man
Men are like dogs because just like a dog, a man will bark and get all worked up when another dog gets too close. This is his way of saying, "DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.-But if you open the gate and let him lose for an afternoon-you will soon learn that he knocked up the pooch that lives down the street.
How many women out there have experienced a man that wont let other men near his woman-yet when he is let out of the house he is barking up all sorts of other ladies?
WHAT A DIRTY, DIRTY DOG!
FACT TWO-To Understand a Man
Men are like dogs because they are always trying to bury their bone somewhere, whether you want it or not. Dogs will dig up flowers, grass or what ever else is necessary to bury their bone. Men will find the closes bed (or dark corner) and bury his bone in just about anything that lays still long enough. Doesn’t really matter if it is in your backyard or front yard-they just want it buried.
Cute When Young!
FACT THREE-To Understand a Man
Men are like dogs because they are loyal when you are close by-but roam when you are gone. Point being, when you go out of town to your mothers house for the weekend, where is that Dog of yours? Who knows, because where a dog is concerned, out of sight out of mind-but when you return; he will be over joyed to see you and show you just how much he cares…until the next time. Perhaps consider a kennel or taking the dog with you next time you leave town?
FACT FOUR- Men are like dogs because if you start petting the neighbors dog-they get very jealous…but every time your best friend stops by they think it is acceptable to drool and pounce on her. Why is this? Why do men always make comment about our attractive friends like they are meat and we do not take offense to these comments? Duh…at least wait to pounce on someone we don’t know.
FACT FIVE-Understand a Man
Men are like dogs because if you wave a treat in front of them…you can get them to do all sorts of tricks. This is especially good when you are not in the mood to do chores-if a man thinks he is going to get a little something, something from a lady-he will do more than get on all fours for you.
FACT SIX-To Understand a Man
As with most dogs, their bark is often much tougher than their bite. Men will talk all sorts of sh*t, but when adversity confronts them-they will bow their heads and put their tails between their legs as they walk away from being defeated. Awwwwww….
FACT SEVEN-To Understand a Man
No matter their size or their breed, every dog will act like the big dog around-until they are put in their place. See FACT SIX for further reading on FACT SEVEN.
FACT EIGHT-Understanding Men
How does that old saying go? Oh yes, “You can’t teach an old dog new tricks”, which is why you must catch them when they are young so you can train them well and get them to their full potential. The same goes for men-they are much easier to mold when they are boys than when they are all old and gray-and believe they know everything.
FACT NINE-To Understand a Man
Men come in all sorts of shapes and have different styles and have experienced different upbringings-but just as they say about canines; a Dog is a Dog…No matter the breed, watch them closely, it is their animal instinct to act like a dog.
FACT TEN-To Understand a Man
Dogs run and hide when they know that you know they have done something wrong, I have also noticed that men have a strong tendency to do the same, because when in trouble-they try to avoid the issue all together, rather than deal with the issue at hand to solve the problem. For some reason they never see that their behavior is the issue???
It is a doggy dog world lady… We must learn to run with the dogs or lead the pack; something tells me leading the pack may get us where we want to be a whole lot faster that letting the dogs sniff things out and determine the direction.
For the Processes
Take a Good Look at the Subjects?
Every scientific hypothesis needs an experiment to go along with it, right? Right
No matter the dog, a good bath and some sedatives can make them appear clean and well behaved; I have come to find that the same goes for a man.
Truth is men are not Dogs- as much as we would like to think of them as these lovable animals. How can we be sure, easy? There is one thing that a man can not do that is a distinguishing characteristic of a dog, which is…lick his own balls.
Although I am sure every guy would do so if he could- a man is not proportioned in such a way that it makes it easy or even possible for him to lick his own ‘balls’. However, this is something that is commonly done by dogs. I suppose Mother Nature had to distinguish a discernible difference between man and dog, other than the possession of thumbs. Sometimes… I would take the dog over the man, I am sure the dog would cause far less headaches and show far more pleasing, loyal behavior than the guy.
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