How To Make A Woman Happy In Simple Ways

Hey guys, I just did a hub for the women and I thought it wasn't fair that you were left out even though Dexter and James were two of the first readers. Here I have some tips to circumvent the avoidance issues. You don't have to wait until she tries to avoid, you need to do these so that she won't want to avoid. You will have your woman tearing off your garments all the time. These tips are guaranteed to make her want to. The most important thing to remember is to always keep her happy. A happy woman is a horny woman. (well I'm not really sure about that, it just sounds good).

There are some things that men do that annoy the woman and you need to keep away from these things.

  • Don't beg for sex or ask if you can have some tonight. Women like it to happen naturally
  • Don't jump her unless she likes that sort of thing. Women like to be romanced and caressed. Intimacy should be done gently and lovingly
  • Never compare you woman with another woman whether it's your mother or a star or your ex.
  • Don't be lazy. Help around the house if you can, she will really appreciate it!

Ways to make her "Happy"

Note: I certainly am no expert. I only observe based on my own relationship with my fiancé`. So don't post an angry comment or start a forum thread about it if you don't "get any" !

My suggestions are in no way seduction, they are just simple things to make her happy. Trust me a happy woman will want to make you happy.


  1. Keep the jealousy and arguments at a minimum. I know what you are thinking that women are the ones to start the arguing but not always so. My fiancé is very picky and almost every spat we have had begins with him!
  2. Women love to laugh and laughing is stress relief and wrinkle relief. A relationship filled with laughter is a happy relationship and you want to make sure she gets plenty laughter because it might increase you chances of getting plenty of you know what. Horsing and playing around is a regular pass time for me and my man. He makes me laugh so often I have to chase him away when he tries to distract me with something silly or to tickle me or slap me on the behind.
  3. If your woman is stressed or overworked give her a massage, whether it's a neck, back or foot massage I guarantee you getting closer to your goal. Just don't jump her, take your time and kiss her slowly and gently on her neck or back. Wait to see her response and take it from there. You don't want her to believe you are insensitive to her stress and tiredness so she might still say no. Personally I can't resist it when he gives me a back rub.
  4. Hug and kiss your woman as often as possible, not only when you leave or arrive. Do it when she is in the kitchen, doing the laundry or anything. Keep the touching and kissing at a high.
  5. Help with the chores especially if you both work. Offering to make dinner is one of the most helpful things you could do and is almost guaranteed to get you 'some'. If the two of you live alone, make the dinner romantic and lovely. Set a mood but don't jump her, never jump her unless she wants you to.
  6. Dance for her. Okay you must be wondering if I have lost my marbles...no because I don't have marbles, you do. My fiancé does this little jig almost every day. He comes out of the bathroom quite naked then he swings his hips from side to side and his "thing" would slap his legs side to side. It's quite funny. If you can't manage that just do some crazy dance. The objective is to make her laugh while seeing your hot body.
  7. Keep the presents regular. Nothing expensive, just little tokens to remind her that you are always thinking of her.
  8. Call her once or twice per day to let her know you have been thinking of her. Women want to know that they are the ones on your mind.
  9. Take her out as often as possible. You don't have spend a lot on lavish meals. A picnic, the park, the beach or some economical outing that cost just a few bucks.
  10. If all else fails, just get her drunk! You didn't get this last one from me...okay!


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Carlon Michelle 5 years ago from USA

You are too funny. I must agree, I'd fall for just about every one of these things on the list except the dancing thing. LOL


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Cardisa 5 years ago from Jamaica Author

Carlon, my fiancé does the dancing naked and I just can't resist touching "it"....lol


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SubRon7 5 years ago from eastern North Dakota

Should have known you would do this, Cardisa. I'm OK with most of it (not coming out of the bathroom naked though; I can't even imagine doing that.) The other one is making her laugh. I know I'm way too serious, and that has affected past relationships. You see, if she goes to someone else so she can laugh, what does that say about me?

I'm not expecting you to have an answer for that, my friend, but not being a funny guy does affect me.


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Cardisa 5 years ago from Jamaica Author

I'm sorry about that James but I am sure there are other attributes that can compensate for that!

I say unconditional love means 'I love you the way you are'.


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Dexter Yarbrough 5 years ago from United States

Hi Cardisa! Men also love a woman that is fair! And you have shown that you can be so with this wonderful hub! These are some really great tips for men! Voted up, up and away!


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Sky9106 5 years ago from A beautiful place on earth.

Quite noble of you to remember the men , because after all, those school teachers of my time did not see it as that great a subject, and left it up to imagination.

But I knew why!

So if only they can see us now , what better way than straight from the horses mouth.

Interesting!


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floating mind 5 years ago from Chicago, Illinois

Hi Cardisa,

Nice hub. I agree with the dancing part. But you do not have to be undressed to do it; it just adds a little more flair to the day if you are naked. I find drunk women unattractive, so your last point is not appealing to me. But I am in for the other nine points. Good job.


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PDXKaraokeGuy 5 years ago from Portland, Oregon

I find it sad that this even has to be posted. If anything, I'd like to find ways to make my wife NOT want too. I'm sore... :-)


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Cardisa 5 years ago from Jamaica Author

Thanks Dexter, have I ever let you down!? :))


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Cardisa 5 years ago from Jamaica Author

Thanks Sky, maybe those school teachers weren't getting any...lol


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Cardisa 5 years ago from Jamaica Author

Floating mind, the last point was supposed be for fun, please don't take it seriously.


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Cardisa 5 years ago from Jamaica Author

PDX, you getting too much!


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epigramman 5 years ago

...well I've wanted you Carolee since the first day I laid eyes upon your words of creative freedom - and then I saw that face - and I wanted you even more badly - so yes you can be the queen of my throne - lol - and more importantly - the queen in my life that will always be treated as one.

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and yes I always find your self-help hubs a lot of fun as they are both informative and enlightening - especially when it comes to learning about the opposite sex - there's always something new to learn, that's for sure.


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Cardisa 5 years ago from Jamaica Author

Epi, I see you found my comment on your hub! You always know how to make me smile that is so important in relationships. You are definitely my hub hubby!


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PDXKaraokeGuy 5 years ago from Portland, Oregon

cardisa: never :-)


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Cardisa 5 years ago from Jamaica Author

You insatiable man you! Oh the days when I was much like you....haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Hubertsvoice 5 years ago

Cardisa I appreciate the advice but all I have ever needed to do to get my wife to want to, was walk in the room. As we have aged the sex has slowed, but the love, with aging, is as intoxicating as the finest of wines.


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Cardisa 5 years ago from Jamaica Author

That's what love is Hubert, but sometimes with us life gets in the way. We are tired or depressed or some other thing that makes us not want to, sometimes we just need reminding that we are special.


Hubertsvoice 5 years ago

I let her know all the time and as long as I am alive she will know it.


Jayant Deshmukh ..INDIA 5 years ago

Hey it is very Funny but true a ""just little tokens to remind her that you are always thinking of her.""

It is easy way.......


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Cardisa 5 years ago from Jamaica Author

Jayant, welcome to my hubspace and thanks for leaving a comment.


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bekyou 5 years ago

That was really , good job . By the way , I admired the conclusion , It is like `` hey if you don`t get her to do that , you are certainly a loser . Get her drunk loser ``. Still , we didn`t get this one from you , did we ?


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Cardisa 5 years ago from Jamaica Author

Thanks Bekyou! Good analysis on #10...lol


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rasta1 5 years ago from Jamaica

I can only laugh, this hub was fun.


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Cardisa 5 years ago from Jamaica Author

Thanks Rasta, that was the idea...to make you men laugh.


angelloveme 4 years ago

............no comment at all but i do have a comment for the tab to this one: if a woman saw the tab to the mens hub page do u think they would click on it or get mad?? :{


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Cardisa 4 years ago from Jamaica Author

Angelloveme, I don't think there's anything to get mad about. In the end we all win. The woman will have her way anyway!


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Sky9106 4 years ago from A beautiful place on earth.

There is a part that you forgot , but that's ok, you will come up with more goodies in the near future.

I remember it was well meant.

Bless


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Cardisa 4 years ago from Jamaica Author

Thanks Sky, have a great evening!


Marcolb 4 years ago

sweet :D


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Cardisa 4 years ago from Jamaica Author

lol

Hi Marcolb, thanks for stopping by.


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ajayshah2005 4 years ago from Mid Asia

Great Hub Cardisa!make and break on same page.Voted up.


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Cardisa 4 years ago from Jamaica Author

ajayshah2005, thank you for stopping by and leaving a comment.

Have a great day!

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