Bizarre Things Men Do That Girls Find Sexy

Yes guys if you want to  turn your wife or girlfriend on  do her laundry
Yes guys if you want to turn your wife or girlfriend on do her laundry | Source

"By George, this one's going to be good!"

A personal revelation

and one that I thought that I would never hear myself say: "What is the world coming to?" When I was an unlearned teenager, my buddies and I would cruise around town, hang at our local fast-food joints and poke fun at people (my age now) for kicks.

If there is anything to karma, (no reference to John Lennon's "Instant Karma") then I have been bitten in the behind by what I found out about the women of 2016. If you are a well-grounded guy, you best turn to another hub because I can promise you that by you reading this piece, you will be suddenly hit with fear and then a bad case of insecurity.

And if you choose to stay, you have been warned.

 A measure of women think  a man is sexy while he is cooking
A measure of women think a man is sexy while he is cooking | Source

Astounding results

of an obviously-stealthy study by social experts that I ran across blew my mind (1960's phrase). I am not kidding. I thought I had stumbled upon a (far out, another 1960's phrase) website that was being used as a clever front for some overseas terrorist organization, but that hope was soon dashed as I read the entire content of this study that (some) people with Ph.d's did on

Falling down - - a flight of stairs, off a building or wild horse or just stumbling on his feet. This is one of those really bizarre things this study said that women of 2016 find very sexy. Note: I wish I had known this when I was a teenager.

Mowing the lawn - - or most manual work is a great afrodesiac. So using this as a lytmus test, the hard-working loggers of the Pacific Coast are true "ladies men" with chainsaws in their hands.

A small percentage  of girls said that when a  man gets knocked down  in public by a bully is hot
A small percentage of girls said that when a man gets knocked down in public by a bully is hot | Source

Other manual labor that is reported to be sexy to women

  • Lifting heavy objects such as furniture, front ends of cars when the guy's girlfriend's little puppy innocently runs beneath it.
  • Being able to talk clearly and chew their food at the same time. Note: This one "is" manual labor for some guys.
  • Splitting firewood.
  • Bending horseshoes with their bare hands.


Todays ladies think  it is super hot for man to cry
Todays ladies think it is super hot for man to cry | Source

Using the vacuum cleaner - - to clean their girlfriend's apartment or the house where he and his wife reside. And the topper is, these guys are all men and did this chore without being hounded by their female companions.

Going on a date - - without shaving. This one to me is understandable. The first few days when my wife saw my manicured beard she remarked, "you do not look like the guy that I married." I would call that a confession of her being turned on by yours truly.

Getting beaten up - - by a gang or some old childhood nemesis. At first I said no way when I read this one. But later in the article I found out that when females see a male being beaten up or even blood pouring out of his mouth like a stuck hog (rural term), their maternal instincts kick in and they are actually wanting to run to this poor guy's rescue and hold him in their arms. Note: again, I wish I had known this in my single days.

Washing dishes by  men is sexy to  some women
Washing dishes by men is sexy to some women | Source
Jerry Van Dyke
Jerry Van Dyke | Source

Shaving before going to work - - was more of a secret confession by a small percentage of girls interviewed in this article.

Wearing trashy clothing - - that most hobo's would turn down is another one that I understood by reading more about it. Things like this that guys sometimes do brings out the sympathy in women and that (want) to coddle the poor guy for showing up in torn jeans happens a lot of the time.

Dropping a tray of drinks - - when serving at a cocktail party. I give you my word. I cannot begin to understand this one. How can being clumsy be a turn-on for some girls? Would any woman of 2016 who might be reading this, please tell me why a (some) females love a clumsy guy. Notice: I did not mention Jerry Van Dyke at all.

Dirty hands is a great way  to make your wife or girlfriend want you
Dirty hands is a great way to make your wife or girlfriend want you | Source

Guys, if you have read this piece (in shock) as I did when I first discovered these things that "we" all do, but never knew that they made females want us, then did you catch the overall-yet-secret revelation that I did in most of these thing we do that women call sexy?

If you didn't, then let me just share this: I found (and saw) in most of these points that they are complete opposites to us who try to look good, clean, and not repulsive to our female companions. My point: So can we all agree that by us striving to look and be clean can also be considered a huge turn-on for females as well?

I rest my case.

Good night, Tucson, Arizona.

This one I cannot grasp: Women find guys falling down sexy
This one I cannot grasp: Women find guys falling down sexy | Source

© 2016 Kenneth Avery

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The0NatureBoy 3 months ago from Washington DC

So, Kenneth, what happens when a boy always wears tattered clothes and falls down, does that Double the sexiness? Since being in DC these past 7 years I've stumbled and fallen more that ever and almost every time I fall some girl is there assisting me. Why didn't you tell me that long ago, I might not be 11 years without a girlfriend. LOL

Really I'm not in search of one, to few can accept my poem MY PROPOSAL

I want to be your lover and desire you as mine

but not to be each other's puppet nor control their mind.

I want to be your friend to last all our life

but not me a henpecked husband nor you a rooster-spurred wife.

I want to love you with a love true, one that make you free,

so your friends can enjoy you and mine can enjoy me.

I want to know I'm in your heart when you aren't around,

that it's said with love when you say to me "be not found".

I want your love to be so real you'll not say it's only for me,

that it be so when we're with someone else there'll be no jealousy.

I want not to rule your life nor for you to rule me,

my joy is all I ask, and the same I ask for thee.

So if you'll love me this way, this way that I love you,

with our loving each other free we'll know our love is true!

Do you think there are any takers out there?

Peace.


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kenneth avery 3 months ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

Hey, TheONatureBoy,

Fantastic comment and poem. I mean that your poem put in capsule

form, the delicate borders that you require and what your girlfriend/wife can expect. Tremendous work.

And yes, tattered clothes can be a good turn-on for pretty girls.

Just ask Jimmy Rogers (Father of Country Music); Woody Guthrie before they became famous and Jon Bon Jovi before, during and after he reached the brass ring.

Peace.


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The0NatureBoy 3 months ago from Washington DC

Kenneth,

I'm already married to sophy -- wisdom -- who require me too love only her and hate only not having her concerning any thing. I have one girlfriend who has accepted it but we have never been together consummating our relationship. One Accepted it and then been to dictate how should live.

I have observed how girls are attracted to them while some turn their heads pretending that even the sight of me but I can see in their faces the lie of it.

Maybe that's why so many girls are beginning to wear tattered clothes, they want it to attract boys like it does them, I suppose.

Peace.


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kenneth avery 3 months ago from Hamilton, Alabama Author

TheONatureBoy,

I am very happy for you. Really. You deserve, as every human being does, human contact and interaction.

As for the girls with tattered clothes, you might have accidentally uncorked a treasured, highly-guarded secret of The Kingdom of Femaledom. Great work!

But tattered clothes not withstanding, my weakness was always those thin sundresses, tanned limbs and big, brown eyes with long eyelashes.

Enough. Or else I might create a hub-within-a-comment which would be very historical and groundbreaking.

Peace.


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The0NatureBoy 3 months ago from Washington DC

I have never been weak for girls but very observant of them and reasoning has always been something I do continually a out everything is why I may have uncovered something. Weakness and excessive strength are blinders. I admire observing girls in anything or nothing at all but I've never liked seeing them without pubic hairs, it's like looking act children.

Peace.

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