Blondes Have More Fun

BLONDES A FASCINATION

'Sexy,beautiful,dizzy,natural,bleached,dotty,captivating,bleached,wonderful,crazy sensual, alluring.'

Come celebrate with me today into the extraordinary, happy yet sometimes tragic life world of blondes.

Blondes conjure up all kinds of images in our minds. Whether we hate them or love them, the world has a fascination for them. Since sexy blonde stars like Marilyn Munroe , Jean Harlow and Jane Mansfield walked their walk upon this earth, the trail of blonds has always continued. Stemming from these beautiful sex sirens, came the familiar 'Gentlemen Prefer Blondes ' phrase. There has been many a bottle of peroxide opened since, in this quest for super 'Blondeness.'

I myself am a blonde, I always have been, and would not have it any other way. I guess that's why I'm dubbed 'The White Russian '. I cannot deny that my hair colour has gained much attention in my life span, and has been the topic of whispers behind closed doors. "Is it real?", they whisper. Bleached or natural seems to be a common point of discussion amongst women from all around the world. If it is real then it is envied , if it is bleached it evokes a reaction, "I told you so," and is therefore 'regarded more favourably' .

As an experiment a few years back I donned a red haired wig and strolled down the streets that I wander as a blonde. I noticed fewer people looked, the attention was noticeably less, it was remarkable. Please don't get me wrong, there are millions of beautiful women, redheads and brunettes who would gain the attention of many in their journeys, but for me, there was a big difference.

'Oh How Fair Thou Blonde Hair Is'

"Marilyn Munroe" One of the great blond beauties of all time."
"Marilyn Munroe" One of the great blond beauties of all time."
"Jane Mansfield",these beautiful blondes caused many a woman to reach for the peroxide for years to come.
"Jane Mansfield",these beautiful blondes caused many a woman to reach for the peroxide for years to come.


BLONDES THE SUBJECT OF HUMOUR


Our hair colour has given birth to blond jokes all across the world. How many times have you heard red-hair jokes or brunette gags?

'Did all this start with the dizziness of Munroe?'


Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.


On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet. The blond asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"


A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment. Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.

Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."

The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!".




A recent picture of me."I have always been blonde and I would not have it any other way"
A recent picture of me."I have always been blonde and I would not have it any other way"

BLONDES THE SCIENTIFIC AND GENERAL FACTS


'Blondes have more strands of hair than their darker counterparts'

In my studies through Hairdressing this is what we learnt. I assume they were talking about natural blondes in these scientific studies.Bleached hair if not cared for properly, can become extremely brittle thus causing hair breakage, resulting in reduction of density.

'Between 50 and 60% of woman who visit Hairdressers undergo blonding treatments, which also includes Streaks.

There is a very high percentage of women who through their life span have either considered going blonde or have taken the plunge into blonding their natural tresses.

'There are many shades of blonde ranging from Strawberry Blonde (darker end of the scale), all the way through to Platinum Blonde ( the lightest of all blondes).

So many women who have dyed their hair at home, have been horrified with the results of yellow hair. This mainly happens with inexperience with colours and the lack of knowledge of applying toners.

And furthermore did you know that 65% of all Miss Americas have been blonde.

THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL BLONDES

'Charlize Theron'
'Charlize Theron'
'Cameron Diaz'
'Cameron Diaz'
'Elisha Cuthbert'
'Elisha Cuthbert'
'Resse Witherspoon '
'Resse Witherspoon '
'Kate Hudson '
'Kate Hudson '
'Scarlett Johansson'
'Scarlett Johansson'
'Taylor Swift'
'Taylor Swift'
'Ashlee Simpson'
'Ashlee Simpson'
'Paris Hilton'
'Paris Hilton'

In Tribute To Blondes

"Blonde" A novel by Joyce Carol Oates

"Legally Blonde" A Hollywood film starring Reece Weatherspoon.

"Blonde Resturaunt" A modern Scottish and European restaurant on the south-side of Edinburgh's city centre.

"Pure Blonde" A low carbohydrate Australian beer.

"Blonde Bombshell" A gorgeous blonde.

"Bavaria Blonde" A beer brewed in Holland.

"Blondie" A female blonde rock star who rocked in the seventies.

"Another Blonde Moment" A website that has created and exclusively sells Blonde products

"Dirty Blonde Cocktails" A innovative line of pre-mixed, ready-to-drink bubbly wine cocktails created by a woman, specifically for women and girls.

"CONCRETE BLONDE" Artist, singer

"Dumb Blonde" A common term to describe a blonde with little intelligence.Goldie Hawn, Marilyn Monroe, Jean Harlow, Jayne Mansfield have all played characters labelled as' Dumb Blondes '

"Blonde Bimbo" A word that has been extremely popular in the 20th century . A 'bimbo' is often an attractive woman with very little intelligence



CHECKOUT THESE AWESOME BLONDE VIDEOS

The first is the Australian television commercial for the advertising campaign 'Pure Blonde'. Yes, here in Down Under we get the job done with such flair and finesse.
The second video is absolutely hilarious which you will thoroughly enjoy. I dub this clip 'Dumb Blonde', mentioned in the above Blonde definitions.

© Deb Murray 2009


Pure Blonde Beer Ad

'Sharon Tate', her horrific murder shocked the world.
'Sharon Tate', her horrific murder shocked the world.
'Barbie',celebrating remarkable success since being introduced to the world in 1959
'Barbie',celebrating remarkable success since being introduced to the world in 1959

BLONDES THE TRAGEDIES AND THE TRIUMPHS

Tragedy:

I am most certain the world will never forget the beautiful blonde actress Sharon Tate . Sadly, you may also know her as a victim of the infamous "Manson Family". In August 1969, Sharon aged 26, married to prominent movie director, Roman Polanski, and eight and a half months pregnant, was brutally murdered in her home by Manson's evil followers. The tragedy of this senseless murder has always remained in my heart.

'In 1969 the world was shocked with the senseless, barbaric murder of Sharon Tate.'

Triumph:

On a more positive note, let us celebrate the triumph of the 'Barbie Doll '. This dazzling blonde doll was introduced to the world in 1959, and has had enormous success, worldwide, ever since. Barbie has indeed captured the heart of little girls and avid collectors across this mighty planet, and she has become a legend in her own right.

'The Barbie Doll first introduced in 1959 has captured the hearts of little girls worldwide'.

BLONDES THE LEGEND LIVES ON

As we all know there are starlets who reinvented themselves as a Blonde, to achieve their remarkable success.These include Marilyn Munroe, Pamela Anderson, and Christina Aguilera. There are just too many to name.

'Being a Blonde can be a success story or a failure, it simply comes through trial and error. While it works magic for some, it creates pitfalls for others'

Is it not ironic that a woman who once was a smart, intelligent red-head, now a 'Blonde', could now be classified a 'Dumb Blonde', by some who did not know her before-hand. Let's face it there are smart, beautiful, plain,not so smart in all hair colours, simply being a 'Blonde', does not automatically give us a lesser IQ.

The 'Blonde',shall forever multiply across this great Earth, and shall forever captivate, amuse or charm the people that dwell upon it. Let today be our celebration, blondes from all across the universe, as we share this great 'Blonde' day together. Whether we are blonde, dark, a redhead or who knows, the outside is merely a shell, with the substance inside.

Please Feel Free To Leave Your Comments 125 comments

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Vezpa 7 years ago from Currently: London

Ha, nice hub, *whistles at the pics.* So that's why i don't have any fun hmm . . . ;) Thumbs up!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey hi Vezpa, yes there are some blonde beauties here.What you have no fun, don't worry I will buy you a bottle of peroxide for Xmas haha.


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earnestshub 7 years ago from Melbourne Australia

A great list of truly beautigul blondes.

By the way, there is an equal opportunity blonde joke site that includes men. I will try to find it again.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Thanks so much earnestshub wow Yes please do give me the link for that site, about time I heard some on the men lol. I am going to put you on my sexiest men on hub pages I must have missed you.


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Eric Graudins 7 years ago from Australia

Loved the Blondstar clip.

I've forwarded it to my daughter who is just as blonde as you are. (And just as smart)


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

Thanks for the show Blonde. It was great.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hi Eric, I receive that compliment. Thanks a million. Haha yes that clip really got to me.I can honestly say I have never myself been in that situation.

Hi C.C Riter thanks a million. I'm sure they didn't come close to Suzette though lol.


crisis 7 years ago

great blondes from a great blonde


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Tom Rubenoff 7 years ago from United States

I always found Blondie to be a very stimulating band.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:BlondieConcertNY...


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Tom Cornett 7 years ago from Ohio

I loved this! Great job!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Crisis thanks heaps did you see the article I wrote about you on The Sexiest Men On Hub-pages haha.You are famous.

Hi Tom Rubenoff I just adored Blondie, I thought she was quite beautiful too

Hi Tom Cornett aww thanks so much when you get these kind of comments it makes you feel real good and brightens your day


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

"grab the shiny thig, now give it a tug"...LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bwahahahahaha! "OnStar always on cuz you're always blonde"! I love it! whew !


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

Some of those young ladies were not natural blondes and Marilyn Monroe was actualy a Brunette, I am not saying Blondes do not have fun, but women in my category also have fun as we are known to be erotic , free spirited and fun-loving as well as hot-tempered.:) Another hats off to you.:)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hiya Pest hahahaha I know I killed myself laughing again watching it, as i showed it to a friend that dropped by."Im sweating I've locked myself in haha" Bless her cotton picking socks that was so dumb I have to say.


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Anna Marie Bowman 7 years ago from Florida

Actually, AEvans, Marilyn was a natural redhead, kind of a warm coppery auburn. I agree, though, a lot of those women were not natural blondes, but maybe that goes to prove the theory of the hub! If all these women wanted to be blonde, maybe it's true???


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

For me it isn't the color of the hair, it is the eyes. Most blondes have lighter colored eys. My problem is taking my eyes of from boobs long enough to notice the girl has eyes at all. I am actually albino, but I am so damn good looking I color my hair gray to make myself appear a bit uglier, hasn't worked, I am still gorgeous.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hi AEvans to be honest I am not sure if any of these women are natural blonde.I think the women even naturally fair, have had some colour going on.Yes in my last section I talked about Munroe going blonde which saw her career boom.I also agree totally with brunettes having fun too.It is more than any hair colour, it is about attitude and who you are definetely.I think that some of the world's most beautiful women are dark haired and I admire them very much.

Hi Anna yes now that I think of it, I think you are indeed right about Marilyn. I also think that a lot of women are more beautiful with their own hair colour, much more beautiful than when they go blonde.it suits some others it doesn't


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Anna Marie Bowman 7 years ago from Florida

I agree. I thought about dying my hair, and tested it out by changing my hair color on photoshop. I look much better with red hair than I ever would blonde!!


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

Anna Marie: Thanks for clarifying as I always believed she was brunette , nah I think we are all exciting in our own special way, some men prefer blondes, others prefer redheads and others prefer brunettes. True meaning smart or airy? If you are talking about my little sister she is airy, if you are speaking about my childhood friend she is smart.:)Lol:) I guess I do have a smart ass side!!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

haha Pest there you go again you are a natural comedian just love it.Albino lol,ah you know I detected that while reading your story.I thought Pest is trying to cover up something here.Call it E.S.P gee you are a funny bloke thanks for dropping by.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

AEvans and Anna Marie you are both simply stunning women I just adore your pics. Anna Marie no way don't ever go blonde,your red hair is amazing and really suits you,I would die for that colour.If I was doing a hub on the most beautiful women on hub pages you both would be there in seconds.


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

blondepoet: I am being naughty and I love the article I guess 2 glasses of wine puts you in an ornery state, your hub is wonderful and you are beautiful too. :)


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

Wakka chikka wa wa, wakka chikka wa wa! :D


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha AEvans yes I took you as a naughty girl, something I can relate to.Two glasses of wine,mm,I wish you could pass one through the PC for me. Thankyou so much for all your wonderful comments.I think with your beauty and charm you deserve to have as many glasses as you like, Go Girl haha.Watchout fellow hubbers lol.

Pest what dialect is that, you have so many talents I am amazed with you.


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Anna Marie Bowman 7 years ago from Florida

I think Pest was speaking in the dialect of porn music. LOL!!! Thank you, blondepoet, for the nice comments about me!!!


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

blondepoet:To you I pass it through a yummy glass of Italian Red Wine let me know that you received it.:) I don't have one often but when I do it brings out another side of me , the high spirited side.Lol:) Pest is multi-multi talented you should see him chase me through hubpages, he moves lickity split.:)Lol!!:)

By the way here is your glass of wine  enjoy!!!!:)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Thanks Anna Marie well I'll be haha that's new to me.Porn music darn it I thought he may have been chanting a rain dance or serenading me.If I have anymore translation hiccups I will come seek your great wisdom Anna haha.Thanks heaps


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

Hey Blonde Poet. Great hub. I don't know whether blondes have more fun though. You certainly seem to though! If blondes DO have more fun, why do you think that is?

Anyway, fun to read and to watch...the videos were hysterical! You put together a good hub.


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

 

Here is is enjoy!!!!!:)

For some darn reason the wine isn't pasting to the comment grrrr....:(


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

AEvans gulp stagger.....ah yes I received the wine,my eyes are blurring already.You are a gem, thankyou. Hope you are getting stuck into the bubbly yourself lol.Yes I can actually picture Pest chasing you,and a lot more of the male species I bet.You actually remind me of a movie star I just can't pinpoint who at the moment as you are getting me tiddly haha.


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

Anna that was the exact dialect... :D Beautiful women, wine...doesn't get any better!


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

Wakka woo woo woo!! Lol :)

BlondePoet: Thanks I am not really chased as I am married and have a little adoptive son, so the only ones that chase mommy are them and our 2 cocker spaniels. I do have a few heads turn, but I always kindly say hello or smile as I am not ever rude or try to not be as that is how our mother's raised us, that is why I wrote the article "Beauties only skin deep" which as of yesterday was still number one on Google as ourbeauty begins on the inside and you are lovely inside and and out. :)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

AEvans you have hit it right on the nail.Beauty comes from inside.I wrote this a while ago and believe it with all my heart 'The most beautiful cosmetic a woman can wear is called a "Smile" Yes it all starts from way in there.A woman lovely on the outside but a horrid person inside becomes ugly in my eyes. I look forward to reading your hubs too with great anticipation.Haha I can see Pest has taught you this new dialect.


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

Now you two girls have had too much to drink...the conversation has too much meaning now! ** puts Barry White cd away **


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Lol Pest a few drinks helps relax the mind into writing.Also red wine in studies does stress its beneficial health factors to the body.Yes that's why I drink lol,not that I like it or anything like that.


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

I find a few jiggers of corn alcohol helps me forget that I still live with my momma in a trailer park! My day just isn't complete without a good blackout to end the day.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Christoph great to see you. Now I am pondering here on the question you asked me. Good question indeed. Noone has ever asked me a question here before so I am very excited about this.Well I think Blondes have more fun, as a percentage arent' really having fun but assume they are like the woman in my Blonde video clip.Then there is a percentage that are still hyped up from having their hair blonded, so they are still very frivolous from it and tend to jump around like grasshoppers.Then there are those who are just crazy like myself,which is hereditary in my blonde Russian family. Honestly Christoph I have no idea if they have more fun,this will cause an upcoming poll for sure. I guess it is something we have always assumed from hearing the phrase so often. I hope this answer has not disappointed you.I may need to ponder on this more this evening. AEvans has also gotten me a little tiddly and it is clouding my thinking power.Yes that's my excuse.

As to whether I have more fun I surely do.I have escaped the claws of death on several occasions,so I try and celebrate every day as if it were my last.Yes this girl has fun indeed lol.


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Cris A 7 years ago from Manila, Philippines

Fun read blondepoet and I enjoyed the vids too. I think it's the blonde hue's that brings the image of fun and sun and ease and everything light. Well at least in my opinion! LOL :D


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Pest 7 years ago from A Couch, Lake Odessa, MI

Cris you are such a sweet talker, I envy that...A bottle of "ripple" apple wine is as sweet as I get.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

haha you can talk Pest LMAO


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raiderfan 7 years ago from Arizona

Blondes are hot! Hell yeah!


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AEvans 7 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

Blondepoet: Beauty certainly does begin on the inside and I have cut off so many old friends as they were stunning, but they were such ugly human beings and I did not want to have friends like that. My circle of friends come from all walks of life, shapes, colors and sizes and I love all of them just the way they are.

Pest: I love Barry White , but last night was listening to Teddy Pendergrass and Luther Vandross.LOL:) No more wine this week as I was a little to relaxed.:)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Raiderfan I totally agree thanks for stopping by

AEvans it's funny I did that as well some time back.Plucked the thorns from the roses.In a lot of ways we are very much alike.Yes nomore wine for me either this week I am having a few Midoris tonight instead.


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Christoph Reilly 7 years ago from St. Louis

I agree with your answer, such as it is. It's like: If you believe it, then it becomes true. A self-fulfilling prophecy, as it were. Good answer, once again proving that you are not your typical "dumb blonde." (Some might say that blondes are dumber - and I question this notion too - because of peroxide saturation to the brain!)


EYES CHAMbERS 7 years ago

Nice! My name is Alora and my best friends name is Alura, she's a blonde and we've always had that compliment each other kind of energy. We constantly make brunette and blonde jokes to each other. She's the best blonde in my life and always will be!!!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Wow Eyes that is so uncanny it is almost like you were made for each other.You are so blessed to have such a friend.To find a true friend in the world,is like finding a gem. It is like the saying I once wrote, "Cherish and nuture the true friendships you possess, for those who find true friends are very fortunate indeed".It was really great to see you again,have a great day Alora.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Christoph haha 'peroxide saturation to the brain'. Gee you are a funny bugger as we say here in Australia.You know on a serious note it makes me wonder what peroxide might really do to the brain, I mean the skin absorbs everything we put on it.I did a study once on cancerous ingredients that were found in mouth washes,shampoos etc,which really took the wind out of me.Chemicals that factories use to strip their workshop floors of oil,are still a very common ingredient in shampoos.I always read the bottles now.It really has to make you wonder.


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Jellyrug 7 years ago from AR USA

Good write up, excellent hub. The second clip was a classic!!!

Marilyn Munroe has always been a favorite of mine, so is Elton John's song, "Candle In The Wind." I did not know she was a brunette.

Nice pictures. Actually, as a guy I have never really had a preference for hair color, Sandra Bullock remains my favorite actress, not so much for the looks but more for the way she holds herself, the body language, the class, the way she talks.

You are right though, blondes do attract more attention.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hi Jellyrug thanks for stopping by,really you did not know Munroe was a brunette.That was when she was known as Norma Jean, but she was not real well known. I love Sandra Bullock too she is a gorgeous actress.She just has that addictive personality I think that really makes her stand out as well. Yes I taught Sandra everything I know


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Constant Walker 7 years ago from Springfield, Oregon

Hey Blondepoet, this was a fun read, and I would have asked "What if there's no one on the ground?"

I used to streak my hair, many many years ago, not because I was interested in being more blonde but because I liked the "bed-head" look I got when my hair was damaged.


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Benson Yeung 7 years ago from Hong Kong

Hi blondepoet,

thanks for the light and delightful read.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey Constant you haven't been constant lately lol I hardly have seen you around.

Was wondering if you were ok. Noone on the ground mmm where abouts do you mean haha.Wow streaks would have been nice on you, I can just imagine that you would have looked like an Aussie surfer. Excuse me one minute I have spotted Benson, I just need to kill that Doc for a second lol


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Benson just the Doctor I was looking for haha.

You may have to take the name off somehow,can you imagine maybe no one will read my stories no more, the scandal will be worse than any Hollywood scoop. If my father does come by your page and asks u who that is... please say that as a Doctor you have been experimenting with cloning human tissue and it might just work lol


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

What? no humor in the old man? I think it's a great pic of you that Benson put up.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

You are right C.C I have seen the light lol peace is once again restored.

Benson it is ok now if you read this, if it will help defining the world of Medicine it will have achieved the original plan.It is fine now I have taken a few bottles of those little pills you prescribed me ahh I am breathing again haha


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

I don't know if I should put my artwork of you on here now. Of course it would be in good taste and pleasing to the eye. I have to go make my cake now for later on today to go along with my buffalo wings as planned yesterday. chit it's raining. bad day for cakes


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Constant Walker 7 years ago from Springfield, Oregon

PS: Kate Hudson is AWESOME!!! Where's gypsy rock-n-roll queen Stevie Nicks?

Paris Hilton? A waste of skin ...


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hiya Constant I agree on that one.I think Kate is really beautiful,even more so than her Mum was.

Stevie Nicks is she still around???? I loved Fleetwood Mac."You can go your own way dum dum de da"(forget the rest there) By the way I meant to ask you what accent have you got. Is it yankee are you American by birth.Damn I thought when I first met you, you must have lived in a castle somewhere in the hills in Scotland.Doh I don't know why I thought that.

Yes I put Paris there maybe in a little irony as I guess she is half expected to be there in some way or form but I think she is over rated.I don't even really go for her personality,I think her ego is as wide as a bus.

C.C lol a buffalo wing.You guys over there really eat Buffalos? What type of cake did you make.Wow C.C is there anything that you don't excel at.You are amazing.Mona said to say Hi LMAO See u soon.


C. C. Riter 7 years ago

Haha, you're too much. Buffalo wings come from buffalo, dint ya know that? LOL

Buffalo, New York, on the lake. A woman come up with them for her family owned restaurant some time ago. They're the wings from chicken, cut up and one part looks like a wee drum, the tip is used for soup and such and you use a hot sauce on them. Very tasty. My wee one foregoes the hot sauce and just eats them cooked the way I do them before I hit them with the heat. She can't do hot and spicy. what a pussy she is. LOL

I made a party cake with sprinkles and everything, another Wee One favorite. I find that i can do almost anything, can't isn't in my vocabulary, except for flying and apparently sex. :-( oh well, can't hardly do evrything.

Hello Mona I love you soooo much! hope she hears me


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Constant Walker 7 years ago from Springfield, Oregon

Blonde, yes, she's very much alive. She's done a lot of solo stuff, but apparently is on the road with Fleetwood Mac right now. Surprise! http://www.nicksfix.com/

Twilight Zone monent: It's very weird that you said that about a castle in Scotland, because my mother has always sworn I am reincarnated and lived my previous life in a Scottish castle. And she's serious! I'm American but am told by friends that I have an "accent" which sounds like a blend of California surfer, Canadian and Scottish (never been to Scotland but have it in my blood). I honestly don't hear it ... but apparently it's there, and carries through in my writing. I can't explain.

I think the only reason Paris is famous is because a video of her having sex was made public. That, and she's rich. If she were my sister I would change my last name.


jjrubio 7 years ago

Love the photo of Jane Mansfield....she was a hottie!

You can wear blonde very well. I have been Blonde, Brunette, Red hed everything you can imagine. My natural color is Brown. Being blonde is fun and you get away with alot more. It is true. When I am a brunette though I am taken more seriously...that is what I have observed.

But during the summer months I always take it back to Blonde.....It is fun!

GREAT HUB


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha C.C Riter I honestly thought you ate buffalo over there.I have never heard of a buffalo wing, no not down here in Down Under.I am so gullible at times I even amaze myself. So you made a fairy cake with sprinkles, you know I tried making the little ones in the paper cases last week and instead of rising they all deflated then there was no room to put any icing.Grrrrr.All my hard work gone in a second lol

Constant wow I went and checked the link out.If that is a current pic on there she looks amazing.You are a real music pro you know,I wish I knew who sang what just like I have seen you do.Wow that is really uncanny then that we both have said castle.Maybe there is something in that.Truly

Yes well on Paris,fancy having a name of a French motel anyway,I mean what is this world thinking.I have heard some classic names.Like I had a teacher at school his last name was Soul and his first name was Robert.When he used to get paged to the office they would say over the intercom, "Mr R.Soul" report to the office haha

Hiya jjrubio oh yes I may possibly turn gay for Jayne lol.Thanks heaps for the compliment about my hair colour believe it or not I am one of the true natural blondes left in this world.My hair is almost white.My friends often used me as torch at night as my hair glows in the dark haha.Actually yes I can see you pulling off both hair colours well as you have that sexy sultry look that would blend well


jjrubio 7 years ago

wow thanks Blondepoet.....I guess that makes us two of the hottest hubbers on here ey???


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

We simply rock and roll jjrubio,haha.Shake it baby.


jjrubio 7 years ago

=) thats right!


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Constant Walker 7 years ago from Springfield, Oregon

Well that's just silly ... everybody knows I am! ;-)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha Constant of course you are without doubt you are hotter than the hottest day that has ever dawned.Show us more don't be shy now.Send all your pics c/o Blondepoet


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Constant Walker 7 years ago from Springfield, Oregon

I don't have any! You'll have to take some ... Hey, I finally found some naked butt images for you and Dr. Yeung! Check it out: http://hubpages.com/hub/Naked-Hubbers-The-Bare-Fac...

PS: Tell Benson, OK?


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Ok I have checked my little black book and I can fit you in on Friday noon. Hope that suits your busy schedule.You don't need to bring anything as you won't need much haha.Bring your board shorts I have a pool

Ok sure I will tell the Doctor. Your hub has the raunchiest images on these pages lol.How did you pull that off Constant.The staff must love you at Hub Pages, but I have heard the head boss here is a woman,explains it all lol


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laringo 7 years ago from From Berkeley, California.

Bondepoet, just all in fun...I'm certainly not a blonde, but have more fun than some could only imagine....and that's the real truth. Nice Hub all-in-all.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Haha Constant oh my Playboy and Playgirl look out. Love it. Benson and I are celebrities. Oh bring on the cameras. Haha.

Hi Laringo, oh yes it can be so much fun. I sometimes use my blondeness to escape tricky situations.I went to the drive-in once, parked in this fellow's car to see a movie.He said to me, "Oh Blonde do you want to hop in the back seat". OOOOooooooo I did not like him much no way was I getting in there with him so I said real innocently' "No I would rather stay in the front with you"


Amy G 7 years ago

Cute hub! I think Kate Hudson is the most beautiful one up there, personally. :) I'm not blonde, but I have to say... a response hub for the brunettes in the house may be in order! I enjoyed it - thanks!!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hi Amy G I back you up on that one 100%, Kate is my favourite too. It seems a lot of us have picked her.Hahah a response for the brunettes oh yes indeed.


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gjcody 7 years ago

blondepoet ..this definitely got my attention.  You said something in your hub that totally got my attention. ... " I myself am a blonde, I always have been, and would not have it any other way." ...That is just my thought as I started reading the article.  I became a blonde when I was 20 years old and once went back for only 6 months.  Could not stand it so from that point on, "I became a blonde and I too would not have it any other way." 

From the stand point of being a blonde for so many years ....it is a very delecate situation.  It is something that I have had to work on as you said to keep it healthy and natural.  That is very important to me.

I love your choice of subject and I have to say one of my favorites will always be Marilyn Monroe.  She is just classic blonde to me.

As for the blonde jokes ..now I could pass.  But they are out there for sure.

Thank you for sharing ...my best to your success!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

gjcody from what I can see, you are a gorgeous looking Blonde. I noticed that yesterday when I visited your profile. You do blondes proud without a shadow of a doubt I am so glad you took a step to the Blonde side. Marilyn Munroe oh yes I love her, admire her, she is a legend all of her own. (Hugs)x0x0x0x


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cindyvine 7 years ago from Kyiv, Ukraine

And yet, my eldest daughter who's a true blonde, dyes her hair all different colours so that people won't guess that she's a blonde. Go figure!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Wow cindy this is definetely a very rare event. I actually have not heard of many natural blondes going this way LMAO. Oh what a waste of true blonde hair, but I am sure she still looks beautiful. I got to be careful when we go to Tokyo I have heard they like the blondes there haha.


2C's 7 years ago

Aren't you two sweet? love charlie


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Lool thanks Charlie, yes it has been said. hehe


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gjcody 7 years ago

blondepoet ...thank you for the delightful comment ..much appreciated!

My best to your health and success!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

It was my pleasure gjcody, just telling the truth lol.x0x


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RooBee 7 years ago from Here

I know I missed all the good commentary, but had to say that I love this hub.

I have gone red, brunette, even black - just to see if I would be treated differently and/or feel differently. I always love my new color at first, but end up missing the blonde and reprising it. Sure, my hair would be healthier if I didn't have style schizophrenia, but its fun to sort of be someone different for a time. It's interesting how it can be a stigma sometimes, to be blonde.

My mom always says its very lucky to have real blonde hair, but my sis - she is the lucky one. Flaming red. Totally natural - I think that's the only color that can give blonde a run for its money in the fun dept. :)

Thanks for a blond n brilliant hub!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Hey RooBee oh yes those redheads certainly do give us blondes a run for our money. I simply adore red hair if I had to choose another colour red it would be. Thanks so much for all your support. I donned a red wig once and I certainly did not get as much attention loooool. An experiment.xox


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Mighty Mom 7 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

BP -- This is a fabulous read! Love your selection of famous blondes. And you deserve to be down in the gallery with them. You are a right stunner you are *doing my best Ag or Hairy ASS immitation here*.

Funny about your experiment. A good friend of mine did the same thing. She defintely noticed a substantial decrease in attention when she dyed her hair brown. Another beautiful woman did the same thing and she just didn't look "right" till she went back to her platinum.

Here's wishing you as much fun as your little blonde head can handle... MM


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Mighty Mom 7 years ago from Where Left is Right, CA

BP -- This is a fabulous read! Love your selection of famous blondes. And you deserve to be down in the gallery with them. You are a right stunner you are *doing my best Ag or Hairy ASS immitation here*.

Funny about your experiment. A good friend of mine did the same thing. She defintely noticed a substantial decrease in attention when she dyed her hair brown. Another beautiful woman did the same thing and she just didn't look "right" till she went back to her platinum.

Here's wishing you as much fun as your little blonde head can handle... MM


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Aww thankyou so much MM. I have a smile on my face bigger than the Equator. The other night I was leaning over the back of my PC with a lighter trying to see what I was doing and I accidentally set some of my hair on fire LMAO. Luckily I put it straight out, I would have been devestated...only happens to me sigh.


isis_dreams2002 7 years ago

nice collection of blondes and yes for some reason they do seam to get to have a lot of fun in life but saying that i would have to say red heads come in at second place lol

wonderluly writen


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Isis oh yes redheads are only a smidgeon away, red heads, are just in a class of their own. Will have to do one on redheads for sure lol. Thanks so much for coming by.


isis_dreams2002 7 years ago

you are so welcome blondepoet


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

I did not comment first time out. But on re-reading enjoyed tis hub immensely. Great pics excellent videos.

Tell me more about twitter. how does it work ? Will it drive me crazy too? I know the challenge guys are using it too.

Maybe I should be patient for 20 days!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Have a great day Isis. Are you on Twitter too?

Hey Sixty aww thanks heaps. So you are not on Twitter. Oh it is worth signing up I think. Basically you sign up with Twitter then you can start to follow people you want and people will follow you. It does not take long at all to use it. You log on there a few times a day for 5- 10min if you like and you let people know what you are doing by writing a sentence and generally a link of a website you desire them to click on. For example if I want to bring someone here I may say "Do blondes have more fun http://hubpages.com/relationships/Blondes-Have-Mor"

I have 1400 followers now lol I have only been on there a short time it generally has been growing 100 a day lol, yea I think it is fun and gets the traffic going.

ALso sign up for Twellow which is a listing of people who use Twitter in distinct groups. Like I log onto Twellow and find people who blog like me then follow them as they are more likely to follow me. I hope that made sense Sixty


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sixtyorso 7 years ago from South Africa

Thanks Blondie. I guess I should look at that possibility.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

You are more than welcome Sixty :)


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compu-smart 7 years ago from London UK

Loved the hub! great pics and funny videos and your reasons to be blonde!! I think you could be responcible for the increase in blond hair dye which i think will happen now!!!


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Aww thanks a million compu-smart I am very stoked that you appreciate my blondeness. :)


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Raven King 7 years ago from Cabin Fever

Hi. I really truly enjoyed reading this hub. I did try it, bleaching my hair blonde for a while and I did like it. I am not sure why I went back to my natural hair color but I do like them all blonde, brunette, red. I think blonde is a nice hair color because the skin grows super pink.

I think it is unfair with the blonde jokes, and maybe it is due to jealousy. Those other women shouldn't be jealous they should reach out for that bottle of peroxide and maybe just be blonde for a little while.

I was to glad to hear form you fabulous Blondepoet. :) Many hugs!

xoxoxoxoxoxoxox


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Oh it is always such a joy to see you Raven, I am trying to picture you with blonde hair, I would have loved to have seen a pic. You are indeed very beautiful as a brunette. I agree Raven jealousy hiss hiss, ROFL. (hugs to you too as always)x0x0x0x0x


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Raven King 7 years ago from Cabin Fever

Hi Blondepoet how are you today? Yes, I found this hub. I don't know what I would do without this hub? The subject is fascinating. Even if the dark roots show it is fun to show them especially on actresses. This is a relief! Yeah.

xoxoxoxox


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Awww you say the nicest things Raven, I am counting the hours down til you write again too, mmm, I miss your hubs, they are wonderfully artisitic. Have a wonderful day. xoxoxoxxox


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Feline Prophet 7 years ago from India

Hmm, regardless of our hair colour, I think we all have our 'blonde moments'...hehe.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

Oh Feline how true that is, you summed it all up beautifully. :)


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wesleycox 7 years ago from Back in Texas, at least until August 2012

I have always been partial to blondes, and your evidence speaks for itself. Don't get me wrong though, brunettes are more exotic I think? Anyway Great hub.


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

I know exactly what you mean Wes, the dark hair, the dark eyes as well, yes it definitely oozes that exotic look, while us blondes, well, we also have that erotic look, not being biased of course. :) :)


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wesleycox 7 years ago from Back in Texas, at least until August 2012

Of course not. Like I said I prefer blondes cause my wife is blonde. She dyed her hair once. We almost broke up over the whole deal. Then she dyed it back to blonde and we made up. :)


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

LMAO heck Wes I bet she won't be doing that again in a hurry. Hahaha! Nice one. :) :)


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quicksand 7 years ago

Blondes can tint their hair any color they want, and have fun! There was a guy called Stuart McGill, an Aussie spin bowler who tinted his hair blue before a test match.

Where is Pam Anderson?


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blondepoet 7 years ago from australia Author

ROFL QS you know once I put pink through mine and heck it would not wash out for 6 months aghhhh. Colour seems to grab to blonde hair. Lol I learnt my lesson and just dyed my fathers hair pink and orange instead (experimented lol)


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Micky Dee 6 years ago

I liked this. You have so many loyal followers that a guy could wear out his scrolling finger getting to the bottom.

Keep hubbing!


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Hahaha Mickey dang you mean you get sore fingers too. Mine get so sore from my PC. all that clicking on web pages, that I have nothing left for my me ole piano.


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Mikel G Roberts 6 years ago from The Heartland

Hello? This is Officer Smith...we received an emergency call from a Mr. Roberts.

When we arrived he was unconscious on the deck of his boat with a strange smirking grin on his face. We noticed your hub and called in an emergency Blonde to give him mouth to mouth... It is my understanding that Mr. Roberts will make a full recovery. I have to advise you however to place warning labels on hubs with such beautiful women in them, so something like this won't happen again....

Thank You, OH gawd Thank You....Officer Smith and the entire fifth precinct....

LOL, Mikel


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Hahaha Mikel I gave my mouth to mouth with all my expertise. Did you notice I even changed into my little nurses uniform for the occasion. ROFL I loved this comment from you almost as much as you enjoyed my mouth to mouth. :)


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camlo 6 years ago from Cologne, Germany

I just read your 'Brunette' Hub, so this seemed a good one to follow it up with (even if you did write them the other way around)

This is always an interesting subject.

I recently read an article about the model Nadja Auermann. It wasn't until she bleached her dark hair that she realised her phenomic success -- just like Marilyn Monroe.

I've read a couple of Marilyn biographies, also seen many of her earliest photos, and it seems she was a natural dark blonde. According to Wikipedia she was a brunette (which I don't believe).

Personally, I find bleach blonde more attractive than natural. I even like the 'roots'. Of course, I was a great fan of Debbie Harry -- who is still a very sexy lady.

I'm quite certain blondes receive more attention than others, which is why they have more fun -- if they want it.

Good read. Enjoyed it!

All the best, Camlo


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Hi camlo wow you have named two more great beauties that I never thought to include here, but I am now really thinking of doing. It was great to hear of your perception of blondes, roots and all. Have a great day.


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camlo 6 years ago from Cologne, Germany

Debbie Harry aka 'Blondie' :)

Tom Rubenoff mentioned her too.


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2patricias 6 years ago from Sussex by the Sea

Looks like we have come to your party a little bit late (could it be something to do with being blonde) - but enjoyed reading all about it.

Great Hub.


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Hi camio well I agree Blondie is gorgeous am going to have to put her in.

Hi2patricias coming to the party late is better than never coming at all. Glad to see you. :)


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electricsky 6 years ago from North Georgia

Very nice information - a little bit of trivia - Sharon Tate was the beautiful bit-part secretary on the Beverly Hillbillies that when Miss Hathaway would ask Jethro Bodine for a kiss he's say sure and kiss Sharon Tate.


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Wow Electric I never knew that. Great info, thanks for sharing it. Have a great day.


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blake4d 6 years ago from Now Rising Out of Phoenix Arizona Earthlings

Okay I might have a trick or two up my sleeve yet BP.

FAMOUS BLONDE FIRSTS IN HISTORY:

First blonde to see a mirror, asked is that my twin sister?

First blonde ever to wear clothes, said Something about this just feels wrong...

First blonde to get married, asks the priest How long does this usually take?

First blonde to shake her booty, invented indecent exposure.

And the first blonde to befriend Blake4d, turned out to be the sweetest blonde on the hub pages.

xoxoxo =)


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dotty1 6 years ago from In my world

Hi hi hi thank you Blake4d for without ya i would of never found this uber cool hub which is so true...

Yes we do dont we ...have more fun.... and Mr blake4d ....did you realise that there are actually 84% more females who represent the top ranking IQ levels???

I have realised that us blondes are cleva we let u think we not mastermind entrants...which means we look even more stunningly brilliant when you realise ya wrong ya wrong woop woop.

I also once had photos and in one had black shiny bob...have to say did make me feel all misterious..... so blondes have fun ....black raven heads lead a life of mystery......wooooo..also made me look older pah fun rules :-)

Ps ..would have been so cool if the IQ think wasn't a croc of haha sounded good saying it tho ..

Blondepoet...you owe it...to all us others with hair this shade....to keep hubbin...coz im lovin.....everythin ya blonde heads made :-)


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Hahaha Blake oh those blonde jokes were a classic, I related to them in a big way. I actually was out for dinner the other night and as I went to the bar I saw someone in the room next door that looked exactly like myself. It took around 20seconds to realize there was a mirror there and it was me. :)

Hi there Dotty thank God you stalk Blake or you wouldn't be here. Amen to the IQ level, I always knew my intelligence was just bursting out. I will have to consider that crocodile lol.Do not worry I will always keep on hubbing Dotty. :) :)


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@MagicBoy 6 years ago from Qatar

Hey BP,I wonder how come I did not come across this hub of yours before..it is very interesting about very hot celebrities.. amongst them is of course you..if allowed to poll, you are way ahead of others when it comes to sexy looks and attitude..you have such mesmerizing eyes that anybody would get lost in them..I prefer blonds and I believe that they are one of the most beautiful looking ladies to walk on Earth..rock on..


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Omg Magic Boy what a beautiful comment. Oh believe me I am so flattered, that my eye-lashes are fluttering at this very moment. Oh how sweet you are. Thank-you so very much.


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@MagicBoy 6 years ago from Qatar

Haha..you are most welcome BP, Oh that’s nothing.. actually your looks are worth a million praises and you deserve it..take care beautiful..


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blondepoet 6 years ago from australia Author

Aww MB flattery will get you everywhere LMAO :)

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