Body Language of Women and Men and How to Understand What They Are Saying
I AM GOING TO USE FIVE PHOTOS
of men sending signals with their bodies and five photos of women doing the same.
Let's say that you are a man sitting across from a woman on a park bench and although you both are not talking, your bodies are saying plenty.
Confused? Don't be. Just by learning the fundamentals of "Male and Female Body Language and How to Understand What They Are Saying," you will be able to talk to a girl yards away without getting off of your comfy park bench and visa versa.
A PRETTY GIRL WINKING
has to be one of the most-favorite things a man sees from a woman. But the poor sap many times misinterprets this signal.
What the guy is desperately-wanting this wink to mean is "you are cute," or "go with me," or any other assorted feminine come-on.
But in reality, this wink usually means that the girl's left false eyelash is coming unglued from her eyelid and she has to wink to keep it from falling to the ground.
rates as high as a wink from a pretty girl. All guys enjoy a pretty pair of legs. But again, this is not her beckoning you to go home with her. This is her way of defending herself and her integrity. She is also saying, "I am conservative, powerful, and will not be run-over," but many times her left leg has fallen asleep and she crossed her legs to restart the circulation.
LEGS APART DOES NOT INDICATE
This pretty lass wants you to sleep with her. Not hardly. Guys you are not using your heads. This girl's body language says, "I am not intimidated by men," or "I am an empowered woman," but in this girl's case she is the catcher for a girl's softball team and has forgotten she is not in a game.
can be very confusing to guys. His first instinct is that a girl who is yawning in his presence had a wild party the night before and needs sleep. Not so. Guys what have you been doing for the past hour? You have told the same old stale jokes you told last week. The girl is bored of your jokes. Not you.
IT'S YOUR THIRD DATE
with this beauty. The wine is cold. The music is playing. All things indicate that you and her are headed for a long night of pure, unadulterated passion. And guys, nothing would make me more happy than to tell you that this is why this hot girl is giggling and crossing her arms. Two things are happening in this photo. And I am sorry to break it to you this way but one, her bra strap has broken and she crossed her arms so you couldn't see anything and two, her cat "Fuzzy," is licking her bare feet. I am so sorry, guys.
HOT GUY RUBS CHIN
under normal circumstances, girls, this body language would mean, "Hey, hot mama, I am into you," and that would be great, but girls, take a closer look. This slick man just finished-off a sub-sandwich before you came into the restaurant, and he is masterfully rubbing some cheese bits he dropped on his chin onto the floor out of your sight.
THIS GQ MODEL-TYPE WITH THE POUTY LIPS
is just your type, ladies. His hair is gelled and styled in today's look for GQ models. His clothes are immaculate and so is his skin. But notice something else about this photo that tells all. He has pushed both hands into his pants pockets. Know what this body language is saying, girls? Don't you wish it meant that he loves to snuggle and engage in pillow talk? Sure you would. But it doesn't. It means he was "burned" by a gold digger a week ago and she took all of his cash. So this signal really means he is protecting his last twenty-bucks, all he had left from the hairstyling, facial and new clothes.
LEANING CHIN INTO BOTH HANDS
could mean that he is so dedicated at his job, that he is inspecting a project he has just finished and wants it to be perfect. Sorry, girls. This hot guy is really soaking-in the porn he looks at everyday and guess what? Today he has found a photo of you on the porn site.
HOT GUY WITHOUT SHIRT
oh yeah, girls. This guy is ready to "rock your world," all night long. Girls, I had to break some bad news to the confused guys, so I am not playing favorites with you. This is what is going on with this photo. This guy loves to gamble. Poker, Roulette, name it. He bets on it. But his luck ran dry last night at a frat brother's apartment when he lost everything.--cash, credit cards, savings. He is dead-broke and his buddy was good enough to allow him to sleep in his shower because he was evicted from his apartment for being two months late on his rent.
SCRATCHING HEAD, STARING
is a "double whammy," girls. This guy is scratching his head and staring for two reasons: One, he is scratching his head out of shock and two, staring at you because he cannot figure out why a girl as hot as you chose him for a date. Then it hits him. You struck out with the previous four guys in the photos above. You do not argue with him at all.
DO YOU WANT ME
(girls), to tag along with you on your date to act as your interpreter of your date's body language?
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