Boogie Boogie

sueroy333 asks the question, "You're at a party. A small booger is hanging from a guest's nose. Do you tell them?" Here is the link to review the answers. Loving the challenge, I'll provide the answer.

Friend Or Foe

Before you can answer this question, you need to do a little research. Is this person a friend or a foe?  If it's the annoying drunk that's been hitting on you all night, then it's payback time. If it's an office party, and this is the person trying to take your job, oh well, I guess you see nothing. Now, if it's the Boss, you have to decide if he's an asshole you should let suffer, or are you an ass kisser, in which case not only will you tell him, but you will wipe it off for him.

So by now we've established that a foe will be wearing that booger all night as long as you have your way. A friend, however, must be told. 

Bogger Jokes

Q. What does a booger in love tell his girl friend?
A. I’m stuck on you.

Q. What is another name for a snail?
A. A booger with a crash helmet.

Q. What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
A. Kids don't eat broccoli.

Q. How do you get a tissue to dance?
A. Put a little boogy in it.

I Got Something To Tell You

So you've gone through the process and have decided this person needs to know. How to tell them? You could just say it in front of everyone, but that's a bit awkward. So let's try these alternative methods.

Let Someone Else Tell Them

Just find someone else and tell them about the booger. You goal is to get them to inform the person. You don't have to deal with an uncomfortable situation. Of course you will get no credit, and possibly questioned by this person as to your decision not to say anything.

Hand Signals

You could always use some kind of sign language. Try rubbing your nose discreetly. Hopefully the person will catch on. If not, you'll just be labeled a cocaine addict who's been snorting lines all night.

Secret Code

When guys have open zippers on their pants, there are secret codes that can inform someone what's going on. Things like, "The garage door is open", will cause every male to check "the garage door".

Only secret code I could think of was, "How's it hanging?", but that already has a meaning in the male world. So i guess there is no secret code. Maybe we should create one and inform the world.


With Smartphones everywhere, why not just send a text or email? Sure it's rather impersonal, but you got to admit it's not awkward. If there are a lot of drunks at this party, just find the passed out drunk, and use their phone. That way you are in the clear.


Just pull the person to the side and let them know. You could console them during thier embarrassment. Who knows, it could lead to a loving relationship. Besides if you don't tell them, the Boogieman will come and take them away!

The Gaturs-Booger Man

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sueroy333 5 years ago from Indiana

This is hilarious! I'm seriously laughing so hard snot's flying out my nose... no boogers, though, thank God!

Awesome, awesome, super-awesome!

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Fiddleman 5 years ago from Zirconia, North Carolina

Funny stuff

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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

Very funny. It reminds me of a story my Hubby told me the other night in the pub. He said he never ever accepts an unwanted drink from anyone, even close friends, and even if they have only sipped it once and then say, "I'm off home now, do you want the rest of this to stop it being wasted?". The reason for this is he was once given a pint that was virtually untouched, and the person had gone home early. The crowd he was with told Hubby he might as well finish the pint. As he went to take a sip of it he saw a huge booger floating on the surface of the 'head' of the pint. He immediately put it down,showed all the other guys in the group ,and amidst much 'heaving' and 'reaching' they quickly got the barmaid to throw it away.

That is too close for comfort in my book!!

Fay Paxton 5 years ago

Very funny! But I shouldn't have played the my grandson is singing the song! up and funny

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mrpooper 5 years ago Author

@sueroy333, Glad you approve. Your question was my inspiration.

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mrpooper 5 years ago Author

@fay Paxton, might as well record your grandson singing, add it to youtube. Who knows one day he can be on one of my hubs.

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mrpooper 5 years ago Author

@mistyhorizon2003, Good thing it wasn't St Patrick's Day. Would your Hubby have seen it in green beer? Thanks for sharing though, now I check all my drinks.

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mistyhorizon2003 5 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

Yuk, thankfully we don't have green beer on St Patrick's Day mrpooper.

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debbiesdailyviews 5 years ago

very entertaining hahahaha. I'm afraid I am of this humour, even at my age.

I think all bodily functions are funny.

Hint to bogie alert could be... " it's SNOT fair "

P.S, thank you for finishing my ditty, I loved it.

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