Capture Him and Cage Him!
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Get Paid For Dating!
Whew! I didn't realize how complicated dating has become these days. My daugher, Laurel, is 22 and in the dating scene. She showed me an email that she received. It was from a nice man named Christian Carter.
Christian Carter is a self proclaimed dating expert. He has been making keen observations and taking notes while dating for many years. He claims that he is also an expert in psychology. I am certain you can believe that he is the only man who can help the single ladies not just catch a man but keep him!
It's true ladies. You can learn how to know what your special man is thinking and how to attract him like bees to honey. After you have managed to get that special man's attention, you will learn how to not turn him off. Christian can tell you every secret to stay off your man's last nerve and make him want to stick around you and your stuff!
Why? Because he can teach you how men think. He can tell you just what to say. Don't be fooled there isn't another man alive who knows all that Christian Carter knows.
What's Your Price?
This is another newer and improved dating tactic in the event that Christian Carter's program doesn't work out. If you are pretty you can have an account. Men check you out and offer a price for you to go out on a date with him. He emails you an offer and if you think it is worth your time you can accept and get paid! This used to be called prostitution.
Capture Him and Cage Him!
My program is a bit more aggressive for those of you who just could not follow Christians instructions or get a good deal with a paying customer. If you know that the apple of your eye is not falling for your charms you will need my kit. It comes with everything you will need to capture your chosen man.
- handcuffs (with a key for you!)
- soundproof foam blocks
- 4 point restraints
Getting the guy of your dreams can be as easy as 1, 2, 3. Once you scope him out smile and keep that taser in your pocket. Approach him quietly and zap him from behind. He will love the element of surprise! Then simply tie him up, gag him and drag him home. Then after you drag him into your house, place him gently into the gurney and strap him in.
While you bathe, feed and clothe him you can get to know each other better! I would recommend viewing "Misery," by Stephen King for maximum effectiveness:)
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