Men's Issues -- When he Won't Commit

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Mixing humor and serious situations, we came to the conclusion that most men (Yuppies, entry level graduates and under 40) are becoming selfish and for 'obvious' reasons want to keep you stranded and behind. These new troglodytes won't ever support you in your dreams or career. Just check our list and see for yourself.

"I know baby, got lost in traffic..!"
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  • Psychologically not ready, but sexually he is.
  • He will go to the store to buy a gallon of milk. "I don't need to buy the cow..!"
  • He is hanging on to something or someone and he will never tell you.
  • He thinks a marriage certificate will ruin the 'relationship'
  • Some of your ways are weighing against that final step. He found out and won't tell
  • Most of his friends are already divorced and have already influenced on his decision.
  • He never got along with your mom
  • He is allergic to pets and don't want to hurt your 'feelings,' but still buys that gallon of milk
  • He is a momma's boy

  • He'd rather go fishing, hunting or bowling with his friends, instead of watching a 'chick flick' with you, at least once a month.
  • He watches American Idol more than often! "Dang! JLo has it going on!"
  • Believe or not, either his parents never got married, or argued a lot when he was a child.
  • Still waiting for you to give him those $4.75 to buy you that gallon of milk
  • He'd rather buy a townhouse instead of a real house. "Such a beauty!"
  • He forgets anniversaries, but won't forget that World Series, or maybe, perhaps that Super Bowl with doritos, cheerios, and milk of course!
  • That ex is always in the picture. Whether she needs 'help' with her (YOUR) kids, or still wants to cook for you.
  • You caught him stepping on your Kitty, or almost ran over your puppy.

Are all men the same?
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  • He cheated on you, and promised he wouldn't again!
  • He criticize the way you dress. Look at him! He wore those stinky socks for work!
  • People calls your house more than often and hang up on you. Suddenly he tells you forgot to buy some cigarettes, and that 'darn' Gallon of milk!
  • He will never support your schooling. "Why? I already work hard enough to buy you everything!"

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  • Big spoiler: He thinks you are already gaining weight
  • He is insecure and jealous, even from his own shade
  • He was always against that joint account...!
  • He thinks Oprah, Dr Phil, Oz, Ellen and the rest of the gang, are just a bunch of liars, but still misses Jerry Springer. "Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!"
  • He won't ever let you join HubPages, but he would join himself for the heck of it... and vote this hub down. Ops!

For Women: Was it hard for him to get commited to you?

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LaThing 4 years ago from From a World Within, USA

lol, lol, lol..... where do you come up with these! hilarious! Enjoyed it very much, specially 'that darn gallon of milk'! Thanks for the laugh...

Voting up, and FUNNY!!


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Tonipet 4 years ago from The City of Generals

Haha.. I won't vote this one down, rather I'm voting up and across the board! I wonder how he would never let me join Hubpages, I'm already in! You made my day, great fun! Thanks!


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Marcy Goodfleisch 4 years ago from Planet Earth

You can turn this into a self-help book! You'd be able to buy lots of gallons of milk with the royalties!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Lathing HAHAHA!~ Actually I'm getting the kick out of this! We are funny by nature. I mean moderators, please! This stuff is original! Thanks LaTHING! Wish I was down the beach right now!

@Tonipet, I'm laughing right next to you right there at Manila. Thanks for smiling with us. Great to see you following us.

@Marcy! I did check my punctuation and my semicolons; those hyperbolas...what I'm talking about? Thanks dear. From the deepest of my semantic heart.

LORD


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Levertis Steele 4 years ago from Southern Clime

I really do not think that it is a good idea to reel a man in, hook and collar him. Later, when things are going roughly, he may say, "This was your idea. I knew I should have stayed single!" If he does not want to commit, and a woman has been with him long enough, she needs to accept it or move on.


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Hello there Levertis,

We all are different, and we try to adapt to our jobs, relationships and even our inner self. You are indeed right, a woman cannot hold on to a man that feels as though he was had. One thing is theory and another thing is real life and feelings. We understand that the quality on both sides has gone down the drain. Technology has not really improved our lives, like Rousseau said in 1752. Thanks for stopping by! Much appreciated!

LORD


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mary615 4 years ago from Florida

At least you are honest with your reasons why men won't commit! It's the old "PUSH ME, PULL ME". I always told my four girls: if you like a guy, don't let him know it, pull back. Then he will come forward! That's just human nature. Gals can't let a guy know she wants a commitment...he will pull way back!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

I understand your points Mary. As a mom and grandmother, you know better, and your advice is pretty sound and solid. There is no other way to keep your household in order. I admire your courage and how you keep up with your extended family.


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Pamela99 4 years ago from United States

I love your humorous list. I am fortunate to be married to a good man who committed, but this is the second time around. Thanks for a good laugh.


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

No problem Pamela, you always keeping up with our funny side. Great to know that the second time around was your best.

LORD


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kj force 4 years ago from Florida

Well you pretty much summed up the man of today, according to my Daughter. I must have lucked out with my husband..oops, there he is back from the store with that gallon of milk,,gotta run... have to re-emburse him that $4.75...Love the hub.. humor..I'm still chuckeling.. voted up !


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tammyswallow 4 years ago from North Carolina

Very cute and interesting... hmmm.. I think there are many women in the world who don't want to commit now a days too. What a list. I suppose that if a woman wants a good man, she needs to find one that is lactose intolerant. Eye opening and very interesting!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

KjForce,

We did sum it up because we look around and pulse the moment and people. Thanks for leaving a fun comment.

@@Tammy,

Lol! Funny but not funny! Reality shows that we are part of the ball game. Nowadays the race for getting in or getting out is equal. Mathematically speaking dividends and adding to a relationship takes both couples. If one jump off the boat. The other one will have to take over and take the broken commitment to a safer haven. Thanks for the smiles!

LORD


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rahul0324 4 years ago from Gurgaon, India

Interesting take Lord!

Funny!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

We Had a good time writing it Rahul! Thanks for checking on us friend!


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MAGICFIVE 4 years ago from New York

Funny, funny! Well, funny but not funny, since a lot of it is probably TRUE!


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

MAGICFIVE, Certainly is a mix of laughter and serious matters. Glad you smiled with us. You have a wonderful day. Your comments are always welcomed!


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idigwebsites 4 years ago from United States

Funny but sooooooo true! Sexually he almost always is ready lol.


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Lord De Cross 4 years ago Author

Funny when is already been 6 months and you say? Huh? What's wrong in the picture? Thanks IDigWebsites! Happy to see you around

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