How to Date Cancer Woman

Have you recently met a woman born under the sign of Cancer? Are you hoping she's not as mental as she seemed? Well, perhaps this tongue in cheek article on dating Cancer women will help you out a bit. These women are so incredibly sensitive and delicate that if you're not careful you could break her wide open from her very soul. So if you're going to give it a go, be gentle. If you're still feeling brave, read on for more info on Cancer women.

Mood Swing Central

A Cancer woman can make PMS look like a holiday. She can run hot, cold, hot, hot, cold, hot and cold before you can yell for help. She's not particularly dangerous so don't panic, it's just that she can't seem to decide how she ought feel about any given subject at any given moment. And just to make you even more confused, she'll wear a mask on top of it all that makes you think she doesn't care half as much as she actually does about whatever it is that's driving her off the deep end. And if you want to help her get normal with a quickness you're going to need the patience of Job.

Miss Insecurity

Perhaps the most insecure of all women, the Cancer woman has a lot of defense mechanisms to protect her from potential insults and uncomfortable situations. She may seem extremely snarky and even rude at times, but it's usually just her way of putting a sturdy wall up to protect her extremely delicate and vulnerable nature. The Cancer woman worries about everything and she'll act like a meanie if it'll keep you thinking she doesn't.

Miss Practical

The Cancer woman can cook well, clean well and run a household in a way that is neither lavish nor overly frugal. She's caring with children and very, very responsible. She's extremely loyal and will likely never leave you, even if you don't deserve her. She's very loving and very tender and she will need a man who has at least a little sensitivity.

Miss Fragility

The Cancer woman can have a nervous breakdown more readily than other signs. This could be brought on by any number of things but whatever the cause, the result is the same -- not pretty. Cancer woman needs a lot of reassurance and tender loving care. She's a delicate soul and almost seems as though she's from another era because she's so breakable. But if you tend to her well and reinforce her strong points, she will get stronger and become a rock for your and your kids. And don't mistake her for being a pushover, either -- tick her off and see the temper flare!

The Basics:

  • How to flirt with a Cancer woman: Be gentle and nurturing
  • How to tick a Cancer woman off: Hurt her feelings or those of her friends/family

  • How to scare a Cancer woman off: She's too loyal to even think about getting rid of you

  • How to get a Cancer woman back: If you do manage to get kicked to the curb, you're probably an axe murderer and I don't reckon she'll take you back until you're out of prison

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