Dating Secrets of the Pisces Woman

Before you read this dating article on Pisces women, know that it's all meant in good fun and is totally tongue in cheek. Well, most of it! If you've recently been introduced to a Pisces woman you might be wondering what she's really like behind that shy, quiet nature. Well, guess what -- that pretty much is her nature; not a lot hiding in the shadows there! Erm, well, apart from the psychopath they can turn into when they feel overwhelmed by someone who's being a jerk. But, generally speaking, they're pretty normal most of the time. Have a look see.

Miss Sensitive

The Pisces woman is all heart. And tears. She can cry at the drop of a hat and she can sustain those tears for what will seem like an eternity if she's crying in front of you. She will seem as though she's just had a sword driven through her heart and you'll start to wonder if you didn't miss the end of the world at some point. This emotionalism can lead to, or be the result of, a serious stage of depression. I know a number of Pisces women who eat more anti-depressants than food and once they start down that road it's hard to get them off it.

The Basics:

  • How to flirt with a Pisces woman: Offer to care for her emotionally and financially
  • How to tick a Pisces woman off: Don't follow through on your promises

  • How to scare a Pisces woman off: Make her think she can't depend on you

  • How to get a Pisces woman back: You'll have to sweep her off her feet all over again

Miss Caring

The Pisces woman feels for you. She feels for your mother. She feels for your uncle Stu. She feels for the guy who cleans the lint out of the machines down at the laundromat. She feels for everyone and everything. This is a good thing by most accounts, but when you consider it could lead to depression a la the above paragraph, sometimes it could be a bit rough. She reveres everyone she likes, and she likes most everyone. This can pose a problem if she gets too involved with someone who isn't good for her, and if she gets hurt in those sorts of situations -- which is almost inevitable when you're that sensitive in today's world -- it can lead to a very different sort of Pisces.

The Freaked Out Pisces woman

Most of the time the Pisces woman adapts well to life. But if she can't she may turn into a bit of a psycho when she feels overwhelmed by the hardships of daily goings on. She's got a vicious tongue on her when need be and she can put you in your place if she's ticked off enough. You'll rarely see this because she's usually too starry eyed and busy being in love to waste time on being rude or mean, but if she's already damaged goods in some way, she could be downright mean.

Miss Intuitive

The Pisces woman has a lot of natural psychic ability. More than any other sign, I'd reckon. She's not quite as naturally perceptive as the Scorpio woman, but she comes pretty close. Because of this she makes a great girlfriend or mother because she can intuit yours or their needs before you even know them yourself. She's very caring and very old fashioned and she enjoys running a household.

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