Dating a Sagittarius Man: Mr. Adventure

This dating article on Sagittarius men is tongue in cheek, so don't get your knickers in a twist whilst reading it if you happen to be one of these blokes, awright? Good. Don't worry, I'm not going to knock you guys too much -- you just happen to be the same sign of one of the biggest jerks I've ever dated in my life, is all. Not that I would ever let such a thing cloud my professional opinion, or anything like that. I mean, just cos I groan whenever I meet one of you people doesn't mean I'll skewer your astrological character flaws in this article. *cough, cough!*

Mr. Cool

The Sagittarius male does enjoy being, or should that read 'pretending to be' Mr. Cool. Even if he's a flat out geek with pocket protectors and taped glasses, he'll still try to swagger when he think he's in his element. You've seen that swagger, right? Although, to be fair, you may have mistaken it for a constipated walk round the room. It was supposed to look better than it did, so just humor him the next time he does it. He also likes to hang with the cool people, hoping to absorb their coolness via some sort of social osmosis. Because he tends to have nice things, such as cars and other big boy toys, he often gets away with this, which only deepens his Mr. Cool delusion.

The Basics:

  • How to flirt with a (straight) Sagittarius man: Be female
  • How to tick a Sagittarius man off: Make it seem like you don't trust him around other women

  • How to scare a Sagittarius man off: Ask for a commitment

  • How to get a Sagittarius man back: They usually come back without being asked!

Mr. Excitement

The Sagittarius guy needs a lot of excitement in his life. This may include having an array of women to fawn over him. For some reason, he doesn't always think before he speaks, and his careless comments can bring a party noise level right down to zero while people eye him and try to figure out whether or not he meant to stick his foot in his mouth, but, luckily for him, people tend to absolve him fairly easily and the party gets back on track pretty quickly.

Mr. Nearsighted

Mr. Sagittarius doesn't always look before he leaps. In fact, he almost never does. Thinking ahead would be a headache so he doesn't bother trying. It's far more fun to just live in the moment and hope everything works out in the end. This means he's very accomplished at hurting the feelings of friends and lovers he blows off at the last minute, or those women he cheats on with some skanky girl from Arkansas whom he just met. (Oops! How'd that get in there??) The point is, he almost never considers the consequences of doing something because he has learned to rely on his ever-present streak of good luck.

The Social Networker

Sagittarius guy will expect you to be a busy little bee just like him. He'll expect you to keep up with him while hiking or doing other sports, and he'll expect you to socialize with him at parties. He wants a partner for this sort of thing and if you've got a brain in your head at all you will stick to him like glue, cos if you're too independent you are only opening the door to infidelity and drop-kicking him right through it. The Sagittarius man loves to flirt with other women even when he's faithful; and women find him very charming and appealing. If you're an often absentee girlfriend and one of these chicks tries to seduce your man at a party, you may find that he's not very good at turning them down.

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