Derriere With Flair

The perfect woman may compete,

With Bette Davis eyes,

Shirley Temple’s dimples,

And Tina Turner’s thighs.

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What qualities come in handy?

On whose palate do the taste buds rest?

Perky little tomatoes?

Or cantaloupes like Mae West?

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Nina Simone has her truth.

Aretha Franklin has her soul.

Billie Holiday had her blues,

Is physical attraction the only goal?

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Some have beguiling ways

With luscious lips and hips,

And cracking whips,

That launch and sink a thousand ships.

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Venus de Milo i.e. Aphrodite,

Certainly had her charms.

Her front and back are all intact,

Although she has no arms.

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Some have most parts,

Some seem to have it all,

Like eternally young Marilyn Monroe,

Sophia Loren and Lauren Bacall.

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But she doesn’t have Betty Grable legs.

She doesn’t have Mona Lisa’s smile.

But she has a superior posterior,

That drives me Oscar wild.

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Some have other goals.

They hear another call.

I can’t resist, I must insist,

To get to the bottom of it all.

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It shakes, it rocks, and it rolls,

And gives notions with its motions.

The movement is rhythmically soothing,

And affects the tides upon the oceans.

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Her glutes are like two Christmas hams,

Underneath the mistle-toe.

I could watch her behind all day long,

Her butt should have its own TV show.

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Her tookus could win a blue ribbon,

At any county fair.

I love the swing on her back-porch.

She has a derriere with flair.

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~Micky Dee~

06-22-13

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Really?
Really?

More? Butt, butt...

It’s a rhythmically soothing,

Swish and sway.

I’d subscribe to her channel,

With reruns twenty-four hours a day.

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The perfect strut and butt,

Deserving of the second look,

I might tweet it on twitter,

Or face it on facebook.

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If it’s still unclear about her rear,

Allow me to remind,

I’d like a pillow made,

With her behind in mind,

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It has a life of its own,

The perfection is uncanny!

It’s ideal to clone!

I found the perfect fanny.

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~Micky Dee~

...06-23-13...

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Dim Flaxenwick 3 years ago from Great Britain

Oh Micky , this is great! It's the first hub i've ever been able to press ALL the buttons.

Hope you are in good spirits as this poem is. hee. Hee.

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